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  Wife: I should have married the devil maybe, he would have made a better husband than you! Husband: Honey but marriage between relatives is prohibited or illegal Wife: ??????????? Please respond as a wife, comment, share this with your friends and groups, click like if you find it interesting, follow comedy don, and you won't regret it.          .COMEDY DON .   

  Alcohol is not the answer, it just helps you in forgetting the question! Please I beg you to follow and like comedy don, thanks for supporting us.      .COMEDY DON.

  Dad: How was school today?  Son: Not bad dad. Dad: What did you learn today at school? Son: Not enough because I will have to go back tomorrow! Dad: ???????? ! Please comment, share this with your friends and groups, click like if you find it interesting, follow comedy don, and you won't regret it.               .COMEDY DON.

  Never give up on your dreams, but did you know how to reach your dreams? Please keep on sleeping! That's the only way of reaching your dreams! Please comment, share this with your friends and groups, click like if you find it interesting, follow comedy don, and you won't regret it.            . COMEDY DON.

          Husband came home one evening and said to his wife:   Husband:   I invited a friend today for a dinner.   Wife: The house is in a mess, I didn't do any shopping today, I haven't washed the dishes, I have not cooked anything, and today  I'm not in the mood of cooking!  Husband: I know!!  Wife: Then why did you invite him?  Husband: The fool is planning to get married!  Wife: And so.  Husband: I wanted him to see how married people live and what kind of mess awaits him!!!!  Please comment, share it with your friends, click like, follow comedy don, and you won't regret it.               .COMEDY DON.

  Finally, Africa is united with one central bank, one common language which is not English or French, with one common currency, with one president, the current presidents will now become governors representing their states in every Africa's summit, with Julius Malema as the first-ever president of U.S.A, now roads and railways are under construction to connect all African states, All Africans are required to acquire the U.S.A passports, All Africans living abroad are coming back home to develop Africa, All former African Embassies are now replaced by the U.S.A Embassies in each country, Africa's common currency is called Golden coins, And it's now the commonly used currency around the world, Americans, Europeans, Asians, Australians, and others are now required to acquire visas before traveling to the United States of Africa. Now Africa is giving loans to Europe, America, Asia, Australia, and others to develop their economies, Africa's economy is now ranked number one

    A police officer shot a 61-year-old man in a wheelchair nine times for stealing a toolbox from a Walmart store. The U.S.A  no longer trains police officers to maintain law and order, and also protect citizens but trains criminals who are ready to spare the lives of their fellow criminals and kill law-abiding citizens. Please comment, click like, share this with your friends if you find it interesting, follow comedy don, and won't regret it.                  .COMEDY DON.   

  When you have a scary dream at night it's called a nightmare. Then how do you call scary dreams that you have in the morning, afternoon, and evening? Please your answers are highly regarded, comment, share this with your friends, click like, follow comedy don, and you won't regret it.           .COMEDY DON.

 If you're in search of  a man or husband, these are the qualities you need to put in mind,   Look for a man who's caring, A man who's calm, A man who's loving, A man who's already out of poverty, A man who's in his 90s, wealthy with no wife and children. After meeting these men, make sure they don't get to know each other. And you will live a long and happy life. Please comment, click like, share this with your friends, follow comedy don, and you won't regret it.         .COMEDY DON.  

  Китай был известен производством дублированных товаров до того дня, когда она удивил мир оригинальным названием продукта Covid-19. На этот раз Африка также представила продукт под названием «Omicron», который поставил мир в напряженное состояние! Я не доволен, потому что название продукта на греческом языке! Почему не на одном из африканских языков? Поэтому все деньги, которые наши африканские правительства брали в долг из-за границы, были вложены в производство продукции Omicron. Прокомментируйте, поделитесь этим с друзьями, нажмите "Нравится". следите за комедией дон, и вы не пожалеете об этом.

    China was known for duplicated goods production until the day it surprised the world with an original product called Covid-19, This time Africa has also come out with a product called "Omicron" that has put the world in tension! Am not happy because the product's name is in the greek language! Why not in one of Africa's languages? Therefore all the money our African governments have been borrowing from abroad was invested in the production of Omicron product. Please comment, share this with your friends, click like. follow comedy don, and you won't regret it.               .COMEDY DON. 

      Towards my wedding, I checked for good and cheaper shoes in my city and I didn't find one, the cheapest shoes I came across was costing 500 dollars, in order to economize I decide to fly to London where I bought the pair of shoes for 450 dollars, therefore, I saved 50 dollars. Thanks for being an economist, wait did I save or spend more? Please comment, share it with your friends, click like if you find it interesting, follow comedy don, and you won't regret it.           .COMEDY DON.

  Ask me why am calling men fools? Because among all the great love heroes, I mean all those who died to save their lovers all of them were men and there's no single woman. How can you die for what you have never seen? Have you ever seen love? and they say that love never dies! At least  Jesus died for humans and He died for something visible, unlike love heroes. Please if you find it interesting comment, share it with your friends, click on the like button, follow us, and you won't regret it.         .COMEDY DON.

          This is a joke therefore don't take it seriously, please.    Africa is known for being the richest continent in mineral resources, with fertile soils, wild live, tourism, freshwaters, known for laziness, building churches is another way of developing Africa, we are also known as beggars.  Australia is known for its natural hazards and the home to kangaroos. Asia is known for its growing technologies, rice exportation, the most populated continent among all continents, also known for duplications, and industrious. Europe is known for its greediness, conflict causers, robbers, scammers, center for technologies and civilization, world's number one weapon producers and sellers, home to killers, and the center to harsh winters. North America is known for its unending conflicts, home to men looking for war, home to robbers, also the center for technologies, weapon market, also weapon producer, also home to greedy men and women, home to killers also, the center for fulfillin

  Father:  Son, mention five corrupt countries in Africa?  Son:  Congo, Zambia, Mali, Burundi, and Angola! Father: what about our country? Son: If you're counting sinners, you don't have to count the satan/ devil itself! Father: Son, repeat your answer once more! Son: If you're counting sinners, you don't need to count the satan/ devil itself. Please comment, share this with your friends if you find it interesting, click like, follow comedy don, and you won't regret it.             .COMEDY DON.

That's when a thief collides with armed robbers. That's when a human bites a dog!  That's when a hunter decides to rest in a lions' den. That's when a priest collides with the chief priest/ witch doctor.   When a virgin collides with a rapist!  When a racist collides with a non-racist!   When a cockroach collides with a chicken!         .  COMEDY DON .  

  A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married? "I don't know son, because up to now I'm still paying for it". replied the father. Thanks for supporting comedy don, please comment, click like, share it with your friends, follow comedy don, and you won't regret it.       .COMEDY DON.

  There are three buses parked for you to choose the one you're to travel by, the first bus there is Canis lupus, then in the second bus there are Ursidae and finally, in the third bus, there are Homo sapiens. You don't have any other alternatives, Which bus are you going to enter? Please comment, share this with your friends, click like, follow comedy don, and you won't regret it.      . COMEDY DON.

To call 911 in the U.S.A. is another joke, in some countries, we call the police when we're in dangerous situations and when we suspect something, that's when we need the police to intervene and protect us. But in the U.S.A in 2017 a 911 caller was killed by the police. So even in the hands of the police people are not safe in the U.S.A. Please comment, share it with your friends, click like, and follow comedy don, and you won't regret it.       .COMEDY DON.

 There're several definitions for a prostitute: A self-employed woman or lady, a business lady, a public telephone, Both a wholesaler and a retailer, a public swimming pool, and a mobile shop. Please you can also add your definition, Thanks for supporting comedy don, please comment, share this with your friends, click like, follow comedy don, and you won't regret it.          . COMEDY DON .

  My answer is yes, how and why? I'll start with you who's reading this what are your names? Are you not Jons, Peter, Paul, Jessica, Jane, and many of you there. You celebrate your independence every year, yet you still hold colonial names. Am very sure before the coming of Europeans in Africa, Africans had their own names, cultures, traditions, and religions. But all these were destroyed and adapted to the colonial master's own. Even Africa's history was destroyed, And many African schools are teaching European history instead of ours!!! what a pity?    .COMEDY DON.

 When I die, I may not go to heaven because I don't if God lets the blacks in. If  He doesn't allow blacks in, then let me just go to Africa because Africa is the place I know since I have lived! The land that has covered me with love, fed me whenever I was angry, provided shelter for me during times of rain and sun, the land that provided water for me to drink whenever I was thirsty, the only land where even foreigners feel at home.No wonder it's called the mother continent, So when am gone, if God could allow me to go to Africa, I won't complain because it's another heaven.         .COMEDY DON.

  Whoever is sick should stay inside for at least 7-14 days. (Leviticus13:4-5) And this is all about the quarantines. Please comment, share it with your friends, click like, follow comedy don, and you won't regret it.          .COMEDY DON.

   Keep distance if you have symptoms. Cover your mouth and avoid contact.(Leviticus13:4,5,46) Are you not covering your mouth with a mask? Bible readers prove me wrong that this wasn't a prophecy about Covid-19. Please comment, share it with your friends, click like, follow comedy don, and you won't regret it.           .COMEDY DON.

 It sounds like a joke, but those who read the bible will prove me right, wash your hands so that you don't die. (Exdous30:18-21) Is it not one of the ways to prevent the spread of Covid-19? Please comment, share it with your friends, click like, follow comedy don, and you won't regret it.            .COMEDY DON.

  To those who read the bible, people will die of deadly diseases, will not be able to mourn their dead ones. And they won't be able to bury them,(Jeremiah 16:4) This sounds like a joke but it's not. Please comment, share it with your friends, click like, follow comedy don, and you won't regret it.               .COMEDY DON .

  An enemy is a distanced friend that you know, A friend is a close enemy that you don't know who watches your mistakes, spying, and waiting for the right time to attack you from the back!!! Please comment, share it with your enemies, click on the like button, follow comedy don, and you won't regret it.         .COMEDY DON.

  They say that America was discovered or founded in the year 1776, making it 245 years old by now. Very funny the country was discovered in 1776 and writers are telling us that the country is 245 years old, what about the 1776 years? If you got to know me at 20 years old and we have been friends for 10 years, how old am I? But not 10 years old, therefore writers give information that will fit in the calculations!!! Please comment, share it with your friends if you find it interesting, click on the like button, follow comedy don, and you won't regret it.       COMEDY DON.

   Never take life too seriously because you will never get out of it alive, and if you think I'm joking ask your ancestors!!!      .COMEDY DON.

people say that it's not safe to drink and drive and that you will never reach  safely, liars. yesterday my friend drove and we reached heaven safely after drinking ten bottles of beer as am writing this, we're seated on the left-hand side of God waiting for our trials and wondering how we made it here!! Because I was seated in the back seat, I also crossed the bridge with him therefore we made it together. Please comment, share it with your friend, click on the like button, follow comedy don, and you won't regret it.          .COMEDY DON.

  The Bible tells us that Jesus will come back for the second time and many believers still waiting! Imagine you're the father you sent your son to an island and he was badly beaten nearly killed, will you ever send him again to that place? That's just your imagination but truly God's only son was beaten and even killed and by those days, there were no weapons like we have today on earth and God is aware of them! Therefore He can't risk again sending His only son to the weaponry earth because this time Jesus won't have a chance for resurrection. Please comment, share it with your friends, click on the like button, follow comedy don, you won't regret it.       .COMEDY DON. 

  Have you ever gone for a medical check-up and the doctor writes you the results? And after receiving the results, you realize that you don't understand what he or she has written? And that again you will need someone to help you translate the results in simple terms for you to understand?  I used to think that doctors also passed through schools just like everybody did. I wonder where do they learn that zig-zag they always write to confuse people who are already confused!!!  Please comment, share it with your friends if you find it interesting, click on the like button, follow comedy don, and you won't regret it.        .COMEDY DON.

  A few  days after the burial of my dear wife, I received a message, it read as follows; "Honey I reached safely in fact, I have just entered my new home a few hours ago! honey am already missing you and when are you coming to visit me? By the way, this is my new number honey". I hope you can guess what I thought and how I felt? The following day I received a call from that very number and when I picked up the call, a lady apologized and said that the message wasn't meant for me, it was meant for her fiance but not me. Please comment, share it with your friends, click on the like button if you find it interesting, follow comedy don, and you won't regret it.     .COMEDY DON.

  A Judge sentenced an ex-police officer to 25 years in prison for shooting a man trying to commit suicide. A man had pointed a gun onto his own head, the officer just rendered help by shooting him! I don't understand why the judge sentenced the ex-officer to prison? still, the man would have died because he was committing suicide. So what crime did the ex-police officer commit? The USA is a very funny country, please comment, share it with your friends if you find it interesting, click on the like button, follow comedy don, and you won't regret it.          .COMEDY DON .

 I no longer hate poverty because I realized that it's one of my family members! Due to a high rate of poverty in my family, one day I asked my parents if one of our ancestors was among the men that killed Jesus? maybe God decided to punish us that way for our involvement in killing His son. Then again I asked them for how long have we been swimming in poverty? For centuries they replied. Then I realized that poverty is a family member to me. Please comment, share it with your friends, click on the like button, follow comedy don, and you won't regret it.     .COMEDY DON .

  Africa is the only stable continent and with stable countries with no changes at all! If you're looking to where you can find changes, that's not Africa because it hates changes. It prefers stability to changes and that's why many African countries have been independent for five and plus decades but no changes have been made, Africa is a land of stability, we hate changes. comment, share, follow, and you won't regret it.            .COMEDY DON.

  What do you understand by the term civilization? And what are the signs or results of civilization according to you? According to my point of view, civilization remains in theories today. Ask me why so? Because it doesn't exist, If a man is sleeping with a fellow man, a woman with a woman, humans having sex with animals, and to some extent, many governments have even legalized having sex with your pets! for example, Canada amongst others. Incest, there are many countries that have already legalized incest example, there're three states that legalized incest  Rhode Island, Ohio, and New Jersey in the USA. Drugs are now in all corners, and we have lost the next generation to drugs. Soon the world will run out of water, we have turned water bodies into dumping sites causing water contamination and leading to unknown diseases. Child sex abuse and if you call that civilization, then I am in the wrong place. Please spread this message to the world by sharing this with your friends,

  In many countries, prisons are compared to hell. But when I found myself in prison in Norway then my perspective about prisons changed now I feel at home. Here I can order what I would like to eat, watch tv, play pool table and many others. Recently I wrote a letter to the judge thanking and I asked him to extend my sentence because I feel am in heaven. Sleeping on frights is not good guys !               .COMEDY DON .

  As I was busy at home doing nothing, my phone rang, and when I picked the call only to hear the USA president inviting me to visit the white house the following day! At first, I thought it was just a fool's day in June. The following day the air force one was sent to pick me up, still, I thought that it was a dream until the air force one landed and met with the USA president. We discussed a lot with the president for example climate change, how to terminate Covid-19, how to fight terrorism and many more. As we were still discussing again my phone rang then I woke up, dreams are not good. please comment, share it with your friends, click on the like button, follow comedy don, and you won't regret it.          .COMEDY DON.

   Due to the high level of poverty in my family, one day I asked my father whether one of our ancestors was among those men that killed Jesus. Maybe that's why God decided to punish us that way by linking us to poverty?, just like an African man, he showed me his fingers saying they're different so even humans are different! Then I asked my mother why she married my father? We share something in common and that's poverty answered my mother. How will they fight poverty when all of them have it in their blood? Please if you find it interesting click on the like button, comment, share it with your friends, follow comedy don, and you won't regret it.       .COMEDY DON.

      This is like a joke but it's not, I am not intending to insult anybody. Am an African guy and if I tell you that am not surprised then call me a liar! Africa is the richest continent in mineral resources, tourism, fresh waters, and fertile soils, but only to hear us complaining of lack of food and people dying of hunger. A country like Saudi Arabia has no single river and the water used is seawater. Saudi Arabia is the largest nation in the world extracting from saline seawater. The country uses that very water for irrigation systems in growing food crops. European countries with tough and cold winter seasons. European countries are using what they have to develop their economies and to feed themselves. But to surprise you those are the countries giving Africa food, loans with high interest rates, and other aid. We have done the talking, it's time for action. Please share this with your friends in order to change the face of Africa . In fact, Africa being the mother cont

      What's the difference between a woman who marries a man for his money, and a woman who stands on the streets and highways engaging herself in sexual acts for money? The difference is one is private while the other is public!!!  More differences from you please. comment, share it with your friends, click like, follow comedy don and you won't regret it.            .COMEDY DON.             

If life was to be a human being, then it would have been a black man!!! Do you know why? because life is not fair! .COMEDY DON.

Few days after the burial of her husband, the widow received an accidental message from a man. The message read as follows," honey I arrived safely   and have just checked in the hotel but it's very hot here"! Please comment, share it with your friends if you find it interesting, click on the like button, follow comedy don, and you won't regret it .      . COMEDY DON.

      August calendar. This will be the only time you will see this phenomenon in your life this year. In August this year, there will be five Sundays, five Mondays, and five Tuesdays. This happens once in 823 years. . COMEDY DON.

 It's said that the husband is the head of the family but you should remember that the wife is the neck of the family, And the neck can turn the head exactly the way she wants. That's why the husband can make money but the wife will decide how to spend it! Thanks for reading, please comment, share this with your friends if you find it interesting, click like, follow comedy, and you won't regret it .     . COMEDY DON .

  I am not jealous of rich people because I know what it means to be rich that's no privacy, no movements without guards, living in secured homes(living in total fear), more money more enemies and problems, when you become rich then your door is open to sicknesses that attack rich people only. Example high-blood pressure, heart attacks, and many others. You might be asking yourselves how did I get to know all the above? It's because I was once a rich man until I had a heart attack that made me wake up!!!        .COMEDY DON.

    Have you ever asked yourself the above question? If you never thought about it then it's high time you give it a thought! We spend a lot of time here on earth doing what we think is necessary and yet it's unnecessary. Footmarks mean the impressions left behind after we're gone, or the good memories we leave behind after us. While on the sickbed, one discovers that he or she is leaving no footmarks behind and that's when we discover that there's one book we haven't fully read and that's the book of life. Footmarks, it's not the children you leave behind without the future, not the wealthy left behind that you acquired in a wrong way, not the houses, buildings, and bank accounts loaded with money you leave behind, and not the number of women and men you have slept with. But what will people remember about you after you're gone? For example, Bill gates will not be remembered for his money but will be remembered for the Microsoft he created developed

  A smart woman is interested in a man's expenditures while a silly woman is interested in a man's income! Which one amongst these two women is right? please your comments are highly recommended. Please if you find our blog interesting click on a like button, share, comment, and follow us and you will never miss laughing with us.      . COMEDY DON .

  Please don't take this seriously, it's just a joke or imagination, And am not discouraging you from worshiping God or Jesus.  Maybe the white man's prosperity is because a white Jesus died for their sins, God forgave their sins and that's why they're successful in whatever they do! Maybe a black Jesus should die for our sins so as we can also move forward! because am confused about the black man's problems, what did we do to deserve this suffering? The sin we committed must be a great one since God can't forgive us! Even those who killed Jesus were forgiven. Please share this with your friends if you find it interesting, comment, like it, follow comedy don for future series of jokes, and you won't regret it.     .COMEDY DON.  

At weddings, bridegrooms put on white dresses or gametes. At burial ceremonies, people put on black gametes and black suits. Those playing pool tables will witness that a black ball is potted last after potting all colored balls. If you are no longer interested in talking to someone anymore, the blacklist is the option. Or you have forgotten about black Friday when items are sold twice cheaper than their normal price. The box where the plane's information is stored or kept is a black box. Even in the mortuary, dead bodies are kept in black bags. Vehicles that carry dead bodies to their last destination are painted black. If you happen to have had many problems in a single day, that day can be termed as a black day. In some countries and cultures, widows put on black at least for one year in respect for their fallen husbands. To make the situation more interesting, black Africans are doing all the above without thinking about it, Africans we're brainwashed. Please comment, share

  Ask me how and why so? when you become rich then madness is the next rank to achieve. For example, billionaires and millionaires have got many houses and apartments but the funny thing about it, they live in one out of the many they have. There's one billionaire his house has one hundred rooms and each room has a tv set, with more than ten bathrooms and toilets. Does he use all those rooms? That's madness. They have many cars, do they drive all those cars? madness conquered their brains. In business language, we call that wastage of resources because we have many homeless, sick, and disabled people around the world but we choose to be selfish.  Many will say that am jealousy but am not. Please comment, share it with your friends, click on the like button, follow comedy don, and won't regret it.        . COMEDY DON.

  These are the signs of madness:  talking to yourself, answering unknown calls, admiring your wife, replying unknowingly, wife accusing husband of rape or raping your wife, asking for loans when you have money in your bank account, and many others. please comment, share this with your friends, click on the like button, follow comedy don, and you won't regret it.        . COMEDY DON .

  For me, I don't fear guns but my fear is what comes out of them! These are bullets. In order to abolish armed robbery,  let the prices for bullets rise at least up to two million dollars for a bullet. Believe me, no armed robber will waste two million dollars' bullet to rob anyone or bank, unless he confirmed that there are two and plus million dollars inside the bank.          . COMEDY DON.

 People say that true love is more valuable than money!  And a question follows, Do you believe that? if you do,  how do you pay your bills? is it by a kiss or a hug? Thanks for reading, please comment, follow comedy don, and you won't regret it.          . COMEDY DON . 

She got her good looks from her dad. He's a plastic surgeon. Thanks for reading, please comment, follow comedy don and you won't regret it. . COMEDY DON.

  Son:   who is an idiot?   Dad:   An idiot is a person who tries to explain his ideas in such a strange and prolonged way that other people who are listening to him can't understand him.   Do you understand me? Son:   No dad!!!       .  COMEDY DON.

  They say that for every successful man, a woman must be by his side and that's true. But also every fallen man, a woman must have played a big role. And if you think that am joking, I'll give you examples: Adam received the death penalty is it not because of Eve that led to his punishment? Samson, the strongest man in the Bible, it was also a woman that led to his downfall, and king Solomon the wise king that ever lived, it's a woman that led to his downfall. What about you is it not women that will contribute to your downfalls? Thanks for reading, please comment, share this with you your friends, click on the like button, follow comedy don, and you won't regret it.        .COMEDY DON.

    What are the differences between African politicians and scammers? African politician scams their citizens or within Africa and develops European countries, the USA, and others. While African scammers scam from outside to develop Africa. African politicians scam voters' cards, while scammers scam ATM cards. Thanks for reading, please share it with your friends, comment, click like, follow us, and won't regret it.       .COMEDY DON .

In the mental hospital, a lunatic chases the doctor with a knife. The doctor runs to save his life until he reaches a dead end. The lunatic stops and says, take the knife it's now your turn to chase me!!         .COMEDY DON.

      A man was traveling with his 20 years old son on the train, Dad, see the trees are moving behind shouted his son. There was a couple seated next to them and they looked surprised at the boy. He again shouted dad see clouds are moving with us. And the couple couldn't take it anymore they shouted to the man, you need to teach your son how to behave in public or you need to visit a doctor with him. In fact, we're from the doctor my son was born blind and thanks to the doctors my son can now see, and that's the reason for his behaves, replied the man. The couple was so ashamed and even apologized. please comment, share it with your friends, click on the like button, follow us, and you won't regret it.          . COMEDY DON.

    Alcohol can help you turn an ugly woman into a beautiful one. Yesterday I was in a club and I can only remember two moments, I remember when entering the club and the time I wake up the following day with an ugly woman sleeping by my side. That's alcohol guys I just remembered!          .COMEDY DON.

Everyone is a scammer now, there is nobody to trust and the scam started a long time ago. For example, missionaries who came to Africa gave us bibles and took off with our minerals, Is that not a scam? African leaders when running for elections, they give people rice, maize flour, sugar, salt, and soap. And that is also a scam. A short girl will put on high-heeled shoes, enlarging lips, breasts, and many other, scammers. Even in the bible  Eve became the first human to taste a ''forbidden fruit'' she later gave Adam! Today nobody can show us the forbidden fruit among the current fruits we have, And this means that it's a scam.    . COMEDY DON. 

      For which one of the two you have to prepare yourself most? wedding and marriage or family, Do you know why marriages don't last for long nowadays? Because people don't prepare for marriages, they prepare for weddings and forget what comes next after the wedding. Many people go as far as borrowing or collecting loans in order to play a wedding! A young family starts with loans on their heads and in a few months or years, they will be preparing for divorce. If you find this interesting, please comment, share it with your friends, follow us, and you won't regret it.         .COMEDY DON .

People are being scammed every day by airlines and no one has realized it yet! I will show you how. There're two prominent classes on each plane that's business and cattle or economy classes, economy class is the cheapest while business class is twice or some times three-times expensive compared to cattle class. The most interesting part is that both the business and cattle classes are going to one destination and will arrive at the same time and on the same plane. Please comment, share it with your friends, click like if you like it, follow us, won't regret it.        .COMEDY DON.

     Mother : Is like a blanket that protects you from the cold, an umbrella that prevents rain and sun from reaching you, A bread that you can feed on when your hungry, The water that you can drink when you're thirsty, her love is a medicine that cures your soul, A lawyer that defends you in the court of law even if you're guilty, a place where you can run to for a refugee, and mentor that gives you advice when your life is at stake. Please comment if you find it interesting, share this with your friends, click on the like button, follow comedy don, and won't regret it. .COMEDY DON.

 A man died and then appeared before God for judgment, God gave him a chance to choose where he would like to go. That's either heaven or hell and God allowed him to inspect first before taking his choice. He decided to inspect hell first, on his arrival in hell he was surprised by what he saw. People were busy drinking beer, wine, dancing, singing, enjoyment everywhere, and money in all corners. He inspected heaven also, there people were worshiping, singing, and praising God. Then he finally came back to God and told Him that his choice is hell! Are you sure? God asked. On his arrival to hell for the second time, he was again surprised because this time people were crying out in agony and asking for help and there was nothing like enjoyment! So he asked one man who was crying out loudly, what's going on here? what I saw here on my first arrival is the opposite of what am seeing now. A trick the man replied to him, that's how newcomers are tricked into making their wrong c

      When I was a millionaire, I dreamt of being a billionaire but when I became one. then I discovered that when you're a billionaire, even your problems are also counted in billions! As I was still thinking about how to handle my billion problems, then I woke up and discovered that even I had nothing to eat in my house! thanks for reading please share, comment, click on the like button, follow us, and you won't regret it.         .COMEDY DON.

  The earth rotates but since I was born still in one place and I have not changed my location. Scientists are true liars and they have succeeded in convincing us that the earth is rotating! How come that the minority convinced the majority? And all of you believe in that crap except me! please comment, share, click on the like button, follow comedy don, and you won't regret it.           .COMEDY DON.

  Your freedom, peace, and enjoyment end on the day you decide to get married and this applies to men. Sometimes I hear people saying that when you get married, your life changes positively! liars, life changes negatively. When you're single your in heaven and when get married then you find yourself in hell! Thanks for reading, please comment, share, like, and follow comedy don and you won't regret it.         . COMEDY DON.

      There's no great teacher you can ever compare to poverty! It doesn't spoil anyone, unlike riches. It only teaches lessons while luxuries can spoil anybody, that's why those who have ever tasted and survived poverty prefer to stay rich to going back to poverty. I know you're asking how did I get to know this? it's because I have ever been in Poverty, tasted riches and now again I'm back home! If you find it interesting please share it with your friends, comment, click on the like button, follow comedy don, and you won't regret it.       .COMEDY DON.

Wife: Why were you looking at other women and yet I was with you? Husband: You women are lucky because you have one brain.   Wife: What do you mean by that? Husband: Men have two brains, that's the upper and the down( between the legs) brains. Wife: How do they work? Husband: They don't and will never work at the same time, And they always have disagreements. Husband: The second brain has put many men in problems. please, share, comment, like and follow us, and believe us you will never regret it.        .COMEDY DON.

  It's called football and yet there's a goalkeeper, to make matters worse there's a punishment for handball. The situation is more interesting when twenty grown-up men chasing one ball and with fans watching them. It's a very funny game indeed, please comment, share it with your friends, like, follow comedy don, and you won't regret it.         .COMEDY DON.

No, there's no corruption in Africa but armed robbers, corrupt men carry a portion of what the country has peacefully while armed robbers carry all that the country has by force leaving nothing for the country. Therefore Africa has armed robbers as leaders who are clearing  Africa's treasuries. If you find it interesting please comment, share it with your friends, click on the like button, follow us, and you won't regret it.           .COMEDY DON.

      Many people think that  Adam was punished for eating the fruit, No he was punished for his wrong answer to God's question. Simple question concerning his geographical location but not his physical status or appearance. God asked where he was, am naked answered Adam, and even after eating the fruit, Adam was still an idiot making him the first man ever to be punished for giving a wrong answer to a question. Therefore God sentenced mankind to death because of Adam's answer. Please if you find it interesting, comment, share it with your friends, click on the like button, follow comedy don, and you won't regret it.            .COMEDY DON.

        As people are dying of new improved diseases and viruses in some parts of the world, only in Africa where its people are dying of diseases that were born in 1915(Aids) and its friend poverty born in the first century! It's painful that people in some parts of the world are dying of improved technologies like Covid-19, bird flu, swine flu, and many others. Please if you find it interesting, comment, share it with your friends, click on the like button, follow us, and you won't regret it.       .COMEDY DON.

  J ust imagine your girlfriend comes to visit you and she's somebody's wife, and when the time comes for you to dig where you didn't plant anything only to discover that you don't have condoms in your house. You decide to go and buy some, as you're crossing the road back after buying them, the car knocks you to death. Then you appear before God for judgment with your condoms at hand! Please just judge yourself, Do you stand a chance to enter heaven with such evidence at hand?  What will you tell God? Please comment, share it with your friends, click on the like button, follow comedy don, and won't regret it.             .COMEDY DON.  

   please let us learn how to respect any woman found on the street because she may be somebody's mother. Even if you don't know her, she deserves respect. It takes nine months to have a baby and do you know what she goes through in those nine months?  Many mothers lose their lives during labor and after labor, she spends sleepless nights with you. when you were sick, she spent sleepless nights, you were thirsty, she gave you what to drink and she never dumped you. After growing into adults, we forget them. We spend time, money, and love on our so-called boyfriends, girlfriends, wives, husbands, friends, and others but not with our mothers. All the above can appear many times in your life but a mother comes once in a lifetime and can't be replaced. We make several calls to our friends, boyfriends, girlfriends, wives, and husbands in a day but who remembers his or her mother in a day? If your reading this please pick your mobile phone call your mother and thank her for givin

  An alcoholic was knocked by a car and died on the spot then he appeared before God for judgment and the following day he woke up, he was surprised to see that people around him were crying, asking for forgiveness and for help! Then he asked what had happened? or who died? where are my children and wife? Then started mourning for his family! you died and you're in hell said the man seated by his side. He lost two chances in life, to explain himself before God and we all don't know what questions did God ask him and how he answered because he was drunk!!!      .COMEDY DON .

    Usain Bolt trained day and night for five years just to run 9.58 seconds to set a world record in 100 meters in 2009. Please if you find it interesting comment, share it with your friends, click on the like button, follow us, and you won't regret it.       .COMEDY DON.

  Please in the moment of silence let us pray for our brothers and sisters in India, especially to those who have died of Covid-19 and those still in the struggle. Don't give up although we're far away from you, we're together in the fight. You're not alone and you will never walk alone take heart to our brothers and sisters in India. May the almighty God be by your side ---------.       .COMEDY DON ( MUSISI IVAN SSEWAVA)

  An alcoholic was sued in court for the damages he committed while drunk. When the alcoholic entered the court, the judge said to him you have been brought here for drinking! "Let's get started" said the alcoholic.Comment, click like, share this with your friends and groups, follow comedy don and you won't regret it.       .COMEDY DON.

An alcoholic boarded the bus and sits next to a woman, then the woman looked at him from head to toes, and she said to him, you're going to hell. The alcoholic jumps from his seat and started screaming loudly wrong bus, the wrong bus, and then boarded off the bus !         .COMEDY DON .

  A judge in the USA sentenced a man to 5005 years in prison for several robberies and one kidnapping he committed. The judges later discovered that they had gone too far and decided to do something about it, Therefore they reduced the sentence to 1001 years in prison! If you find it interesting please comment, share it with your friends, click on the like button and follow us, and you won't regret it.       .COMEDY DON.

   Money doesn't grow on trees but banks have got branches!! What does that mean? Please if you find it interesting, share it with your friends, comment, click on the like button, and follow us and you won't regret it.   .COMEDY DON.

              Alcohol can't solve any problem but neither milk and water do!                 .COMEDY DON.

 If I will ever need a brain transplant, I would choose yours because I need a brain that had never been used. Please comment, share it with your friends, click on the like button, follow, and you won't regret it.       .COMEDY DON.

Why is it that in Europe, South America, and the USA they have cemetery directors? And to make matters interesting is that directors are appointed from and by the living ones but not from the deads. At least their voices are important here! Please comment, click on the like button, share it with your friends, follow us, and won't regret it.         .COMEDY DON.

  Ask me how come? when I was still a schoolboy, I was punished for not doing homework! I didn't do anything but I was punished. Please comment, click on the like button, share it with your friend, follow us, and you won't regret it.        . COMEDY DON .

  America as a country is full of comedy ask me how? The judges can sentence a teenager to death as a punishment and instead of killing him the next day, no the government will provide him with education, and when he or she gets sick they will still provide medical care for them! It's only in the USA that prisoners will live to their life expectancy while on death row. Please if you find this interesting, comment, share it with your friends or groups, click on the like button, and follow us, and you will never regret it.           . COMEDY DON .

 If you want to kill a man, no effort is required just put a woman in front of him and the job is done. But if you're planning to kill a woman a lot of effort is required like hiring a detective or investigator in order to watch for her moves, hiring a sniper, planning a car crush for her, planning a plane crush for her, and many more others. Killing a woman is very expensive because there are huge investments required than killing a man!            COMEDY DON.

If only eating a fruit resulted in death as a punishment for mankind according to the Bible, Then a question follows what did the animals, birds, fish, and many others eat or did to deserve death as a punishment? Don't tell me that it's still from man !         .COMEDY DON.

It started right from the garden of  Eden when God created man, then He looked around and saw that something was missing in the garden He then created Eve to make his creation complete. Therefore I wish a happy women's day to all ladies around the world. And thanks for being there for us at all costs.      . COMEDY DON .

    Towards my wedding, I discovered that a suit was costing 1500 dollars very expensive in my country and when  I checked the cost of suits in Milan it was cheaper there. So I decide to travel to Milan, I bought air tickets to and flow for 650 dollars, on my arrival I checked in the hotel for 250 dollars a night, my dinner and breakfast cost me 270 dollars, and finally, I bought a suit at the cost of 1250 dollars. And I saved 250 dollars. It's good to study economics, wait you can now call me a genius! Please if you find this interesting, share, click on the like button, comment and most of all follow us and you will not regret it .          . COMEDY DON.

       A man was accused of killing three people in a homicide and at the end of the hearing of his case, all the three judges concluded that he was guilty. He was sentenced to three life sentences plus 90 years! This guy is very lucky because he has a lot to see just imagine three life sentences plus 90 years, how I wish I was him! I don't just understand the American judges what kind of books do they read? Please comment, share, click on the like button if you find it interesting, and most of all follow us you won't regret it.        .COMEDY DON.

 Smile and the world will smile with you. Laugh and they will think that you're on drugs or you have mental problems!!!        .COMEDY DON.

 Africa is backward not because we have no brains, but because we lack leaders/ presidents! Africa has more sellers/businessmen than presidents. Men who are willing and ready to sell our continent. The continent has few presidents but plenty of businessmen.            .COMEDY DON.          

I have traveled to many countries and I haven't seen a stable govern ment but whenever I want to see how a stable government looks like, I have to travel back to Africa! Because that's where governments have been in existence for a long time, with no changes, making them stable!!! Please if you find our blog interesting, comment, click on the like button, share it, and follow us and believe me you won't regret it.    .COMEDY DON.