Sunday, January 19, 2020

PRIVATE MEETING

Man meets Jesus in a private meeting and had a conversation with Him.Man: people are waiting for you, when are you coming back? Jesus: tell them to stop waiting for me because I'm not coming back.Man: why? Jesus: Because i was badly beaten. Can i show you scars on my back? just imagine  i didn't do anything wrong to any body but i was beaten and killed.And by then people had no weapons like you have today. So if i come back this time I'll be destroyed completely and I'll have no chance for resurrection.
 Man: So what should i tell the people? Then he wakes up.Thanks for reading,please comment and subscribe to our blog and you not miss our next jokes.                                  .COMEDY DON.

Friday, January 10, 2020

A PIECE OF AN ADVICE TO MEN

If you suspect that your wife is cheating you, you don't need to ask her about it. There is a very cheap way to find out with whom and  how is she cheating on you? Just knock your neighbour's door  and start  insulting your neighbour's wife and tell her to stop cheating on her husband then  in return she will download the all story about your wife. Thanks for reading, please comment, subscribe to our blog  and you will not miss to laugh with us.                                                      .COMEDY DON.

Tuesday, January 7, 2020

SERIOUS DISEASES THAT KILL AFRICANS

Infections or diseases like swine flu, cow flu and bird flu are killing humans in Europe, USA, Asia and Latin America but not in Africa. In Africa people eat domestic animals and birds that suffers from swine flu and bird flu and nothing happens to them. In fact we Africans die of serious diseases.                                                                                                            .COMEDY DON.

CONFUSING PRAYERS

When Africans are praying, everybody in the church is shouting so God is confused enough to understand what they are praying or asking for.While Europeans pray quietly and God understands them.                                                                                                                     .COMEDY DON.

Sunday, December 29, 2019

NEWS

It's no long news a dog biting a human being but it's great news when a man bites a dog.                                                                                              .COMEDY DON.

Monday, December 23, 2019

WHO IS A GIRLFRIEND?

Girlfriend is an addition of problems, subtraction of cash, multiplication of enemies and finally division of relatives and friends. Give in ready luxuries (GIRL).

              .COMEDY DON.                                                              

                 


HOW A MAN SHOULD SPEND HIS CASH?

You become a womanizer, you acquire STDs.
You decide to spend your cash in alcohol, the liver and kidney are affected or damaged.
You decide to smoke, then lungs are affected.
You decide to spend your cash in purchasing sports cars and other cars,cause accidents and then death.
You decide to spend your time on Internet, then you spoile your eyes.
You decide to listen to music, then your ears are affected.
which part of our body are we going  to use in order to enjoy our cash? 
For me i came up with a solution  which sleeping. i have never heard that somebody died of sleeping.
                      
                         . COMEDY DON.

PRIVATE MEETING

Man meets Jesus in a private meeting and had a conversation with Him.Man: people are waiting for you, when are you coming back?  Jesus: te...