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FOUR KINDS/ TYPES OF MEN!!!

  In real life there are four kinds/ types of men, and these are; - Gift from God. -Not fish and not meat! - God, why?  -God forbid! Please in comments ladies tell us where your man falls from the above kinds of men , share this with your friends and groups, click like, follow comedy don and you won't regret it.          . COMEDY DON.  

MY PRAYERS!!

When I asked God to make my enemies disappear, that's when my friends started disappearing! I don't understand, what's happening? Please comment, click like, share this with your friends and groups,follow comedy don and you won't regret it..             . COMEDY DON .

WHAT ARE THE THREE RINGS IN LIFE?

    These are and their meanings;    Engagement Ring- preparing to jump into someone's problems/ pit.   Wedding Ring    - Already jumped into someone's problems/ pit.   Suffering      -  Archivements acquired after fulfilling the above. Please comment, share this with your friends and groups, click like, follow comedy don and you won't regret it;             . COMEDY DON.

A MILLIONAIRES FUNNY WORDS!!

  If you're chatting with two billionaires, you will be the third one! If you chatting with two wisemen, you will be the third wise man!! If you're chatting with a swarm of fools, you will soon feel at home!! If you're chatting with two kings, you will be the third one!! If you're chatting with two idiots, you're are likely to be the third one!! If you're chatting with two drug addicts, you're likely to be the third one!! If you're chatting with two criminals, you will soon be the third one!! Please comment, share this with your friends and groups, click like, follow comedy don and you won't regret it.            . COMEDY DON.

WOMEN STOP MISS BEHAVING!!!

  When I keep my money in the bank, it doesn't mean that the bank owns my money!   When I keep my clothes in the suitcase, it doesn't mean that the suitcase owns my clothes!   When I keep my goods in the warehouse or store, it doesn't mean that the warehouse owns the goods!     Women stop saying that children are your own because men trusted you with their children in your custody!! Therefore women or mother please behave! Please comment, click like, share this with your friends and groups, follow comedy don and you won't regret it.                        . COMEDY DON .

THE PLACE OF BIRTH PLAYS A BIG ROLE IN A CHILD'S LIFE!!

 The place of birth plays an important role in a child's life!  If a child is born on a flight, that child is likely to be a pilot or flight attendant. If a child is born near or on the dustbin, that child is likely to be a trashman/ garbageman/ cleaner. If a child is born on a farm, he or she is likely to be a farmer or connected to farming. If a child is born on cemetery, he's likely to be a gravedigger or cementry cleaner. If a child is born on the street, he or she is likely to be homeless or begger! If a child is born on the shores, he's likely to be a shore cleanner or fisherman! If a child is born in the bank, he's likely to work in the bank! If a child is born in the forest, he's likely to be a forester! In comments, please tell me where you were born and I will tell you what you're likely to be!! And if he or she is born in the hospital, the child is likely to be any of the above! Please comment, click like, share this with your friends and groups, foll

FUNNY AFRICAN PROVERBS 2!!!!

 The only woman who knows her husband's where abouts is the widow! Please comment, click like, share this with your friends and groups, follow comedy don and you won't regret it.             . COMEDY DON .

ADVICE!!!

 If you want to die early add poverty, jealousy and competition together even doctors will not guess what killed you ! !  please comment, share this with your friends and groups, click like, follow comedy don and you won't regret it.          .COMEDY DON.

THIS LIFE IS NOT BALANCED!!!

 Imagine the creator of both heaven and earth has one child but you who owns just two bed roomed apartment, you have five and plus children!!! Things are not right some where, please comment, click like, share this with your friends and groups,follow comedy don and you won't regret it.                 . COMEDY DON .

DEFINE U.S.A?????

 If somebody asked you to define U.S.A, how will you go by the question?  In few words U.S.A - Is a mordernised refuge camp!!  Who are the Americans - Are mordernised refugees living in a mordernised refuge camp(U.S.A) Therefore U.S.A is comprised of different nationals from different countries making it the world's biggest refuge camp!! Please comment, click like, share this with your friends and groups, follow comedy don and you won't regret it.                    . COMEDY DON .

THIS LIFE IS NOT BALANCED!!

    I always meet people complaining about life being unfair to them, I have a friend who took a loan from the bank in order to wed his wife. Today he's divorced and still paying for the loan he collected, now that's unfairness in life!! Please comment, share this with your friends and groups, click like, follow comedy and you won't regret it.         .COMEDY DON.

PIECE OF ADVICE DON'T EVER TELL YOUR WIFE THAT SHE'S YOUR NUMBER ONE!!!

 I just came home huged and kissed my wife then told her that she's my number one, she looked at me and then the next thing I heard was a plate breaking on my head!! followed by a question, who's number two? my wife asked .  Please click like, comment, share this with your friends and groups, follow comedy don and you won't regret it .                            .COMEDY DON.

THE BIBLE AND IT'S FICTIONS/ FUNNY QUESTION!!!!

  Why would God had to send His only son to die in order to save the human race, when He can save us without His son dying? There are eight billion people in the world but nobody is asking questions or imagining that that might be someone's fiction!!! There's no logical seriously, please comment, share this with your friends and groups, click like if you find it interesting, follow comedy don and you won't regret it.           . COMEDY DON.

THE HUNTER CAN SOME TIMES BE HUNTED!!!

 Britain once colonised India, that's history but today the British prime minister is from India!!! This life is not balanced. Please comment, share this to your friends and groups, click like, follow comedy don and you won't regret it.            . COMEDY DON .

WOMEN AND THEIR BRAINS!!!

      The brain for a woman is divided into two sections; the left and right sections. In the left section of her brain there's nothing right, and in the right section there's nothing left!! Please comment, click like, share this with your friends and groups, follow comedy don and you won't regret it.                    .COMEDY DON.

LAND CONFLICT!!!

  I have been using my neighbor's land for many years but recently he discovered that I was using his land, he didn't only chase me from his land but he also beat me up badly!! And as am talking to you right now, am on sick bed and being here I have realized that sleeping with people's wives is not good. Please click like, comment, share this with your friends and groups, follow comedy don and you won't regret it .                           .COMEDY DON.

SAY NO TO DRUGS!!!

 Last month  I walked into a police station and helped them to solved the unsolved murder of the former and late president of U.S.A John F. Kennedy! I confessed for murdering him and am writing this on death row. Just imagine it was my first time to take drugs, please comment, share this with your friends and groups, click like, follow comedy don and you won't regret it.         .COMEDY DON.

THIS LIFE IS NOT BALANCED!!

 A dinner date that turned into an interview, Lady- What are your names? Man- My names are Jacob Williams. Lday - What's your age? Man - Am 40 yrs old. Lady - What do you do for a living? Man  - A grave digger! Lady - How much do you earn ? Man - It depends!!! Lady- Do you own a house and car?   Please comment, share this with your friends and groups, click like, follow comedy and you won't regret i t.               . COMEDY DON.

AFRICA = FRANCE + BRITAIN

 What are the mineral resources found in Mali, Congo, Niger, Burkina Faso, Ivory coast,Senegal and many others? Gold, copper, uranium,tin, salt,coal,ore, iron and many more. And what is the mineral resource found in France and Britain? "AFRICA". Please comment, click like, share this with your friends and groups, follow comedy don and you won't regret it.             .COMEDY DON.

LADIES IMAGINATION!!

 Just imagine you get married to a rich and childless old man expecting that he will soon die and that you will inherit his wealth then you die first!! very painful, Please comment,click like, share this with your friends and groups, follow comedy don and you won't regret it.                     .COMEDY DON.