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UGLY BABY BORN

On the day I was born two things happened,  first, my mother didn't recognize me and finally, when my father came to the hospital he looked at me in different directions and asked, honey what's this you gave birth to? I'm sorry darling I can't tell answered my mother.   Thanks for reading please comment and subscribe to our blog and you will not miss laughing with us.             .COMEDY DON.

BRIGHT FUTURE

Friends you have plays a big role in your future, mine is brighter because of the friends I have. And these are my friends: Joe works as a coffin maker, Jacobs works as a gravedigger, Melina works as a funeral mourner, and mac works as a tomb decorator. I wish you could have such friends like mine, I'm blessed. Thanks for reading my series, please comment, subscribe to our blog and you will not miss laughing with us .             . COMEDY DON.

STUDENT'S ARGUMENT

A teacher entered the classroom and found two students arguing about the evolution of man. Then he asked the students, how man came into existence?  A white student answered God created man from the sand. A black student answered, man, evolved from a monkey family.  Teacher, you are all right depending on the surrounding circumstances. Thanks for reading, please comment, subscribe and you will not miss our comedy series.      . COMEDY DON.

GOD'S IMAGE

As I was walking on the streets of my city, I met a child,  then a man, then a rastaman, then a drug addict, then a mad man, and finally I recalled that all these guys were made in God's image.      COMEDY DON

FAMILY MEETING

The other time I visited a game park, I witnessed a fight,  a Lion fighting a Tiger, then a Puma joined, then Cheetah, Leopard, Jaguar, liger, Snow leopard, Black panther, Feline, Smilodon, Caracal, Clouded leopard, Wildcat, Serval, Siamese, Leopard cat, margay and finally the Cat joined the fight. But if you too think that it was a fight then your wrong. it was a family meeting. Please comment, subscribe to our blog and you will not miss laughing.          .COMEDY DON.

A LIAR

A true liar convinces the entire courtroom including the judge, and the case is judged based on his lies. And to make matters worse he's paid for that, I'm sorry guys I meant lawyer.                       . COMEDY DON .

MAGICAL CONVERSATION

One day God came to the garden of Eden and surprisingly He met the devil in the garden. God: What are you doing in my garden? devil: I was invited. God: invited, by who? devil: By your so-called children. God: How do you convince my children to become your followers? devil: Hahaha. devil: Not me but them convincing me to become their follower.         . COMEDY DON.

EVE'S QUESTIONS

Eve: do you love me? Adam: yes I love you, dear. Eve: why do you love me? Adam: because you're a bone of my bone Eve: Have you ever cheated on me? Adam:.....................................