COMEDY DON

  Why would God had to send His only son to die in order to save the human race, when He can save us without His son dying? There are eight billion people in the world but nobody is asking questions or imagining that that might be someone's fiction!!! There's no logical seriously, please comment, share this with your friends and groups, click like if you find it interesting, follow comedy don and you won't regret it.           . COMEDY DON.

 Britain once colonised India, that's history but today the British prime minister is from India!!! This life is not balanced. Please comment, share this to your friends and groups, click like, follow comedy don and you won't regret it.            . COMEDY DON .

      The brain for a woman is divided into two sections; the left and right sections. In the left section of her brain there's nothing right, and in the right section there's nothing left!! Please comment, click like, share this with your friends and groups, follow comedy don and you won't regret it.                    .COMEDY DON.

  I have been using my neighbor's land for many years but recently he discovered that I was using his land, he didn't only chase me from his land but he also beat me up badly!! And as am talking to you right now, am on sick bed and being here I have realized that sleeping with people's wives is not good. Please click like, comment, share this with your friends and groups, follow comedy don and you won't regret it .                           .COMEDY DON.

 Last month  I walked into a police station and helped them to solved the unsolved murder of the former and late president of U.S.A John F. Kennedy! I confessed for murdering him and am writing this on death row. Just imagine it was my first time to take drugs, please comment, share this with your friends and groups, click like, follow comedy don and you won't regret it.         .COMEDY DON.

 A dinner date that turned into an interview, Lady- What are your names? Man- My names are Jacob Williams. Lday - What's your age? Man - Am 40 yrs old. Lady - What do you do for a living? Man  - A grave digger! Lady - How much do you earn ? Man - It depends!!! Lady- Do you own a house and car?   Please comment, share this with your friends and groups, click like, follow comedy and you won't regret i t.               . COMEDY DON.

 What are the mineral resources found in Mali, Congo, Niger, Burkina Faso, Ivory coast,Senegal and many others? Gold, copper, uranium,tin, salt,coal,ore, iron and many more. And what is the mineral resource found in France and Britain? "AFRICA". Please comment, click like, share this with your friends and groups, follow comedy don and you won't regret it.             .COMEDY DON.

 Just imagine you get married to a rich and childless old man expecting that he will soon die and that you will inherit his wealth then you die first!! very painful, Please comment,click like, share this with your friends and groups, follow comedy don and you won't regret it.                     .COMEDY DON.

 You must acquire land and it's titles, prepare and clear the bushes on that land and after making sure that the land is clear and yours, then you can start building your serious relationship!!! Please comment, share this with your friends and groups, click like, follow comedy don and you won't regret it.                . COMEDY DON.

      Today serial killers are sentenced to life imprisonment in many countries and thieves are given lite punishments but I don't know what kind of fruit and quantity did Adam and Eve ate that made God sentenced them and us to death! Caine killed his brother Abel and the same God punished him just to be a wanderer! Bibe scholars just be careful with what you're writing, please comment, click like, share this with your friends and groups, follow comedy don and you won't regret it.                       .COMEDY DON.

 Last week I went to church , I confessed my sins to the pastor then he called police for me! This life is not balanced. Please comment, click like, share this with your friends and groups, follow comedy don and you won't regret it.           .COMEDY DON.

 Being useless in life doesn't meaning that you're forgotten, people can still use you as an example to save others from following your paths!!! Please share this with your friends and groups, comment, click like, follow comedy don and you won't regret it.                      . COMEDY DON.

 -   As you're dying, a new child is born somewhere in the world. - As you're divorcing, someone is just getting married. - As you're crying, someone is just laughing!! - As you're dying of poverty, someone is dying of too much money!! - As you're lying on a sick bed, many are healthy out there!! - As you're being fired from your job, someone has just been hired! - As you're being relased from prison, someone has just been setenced to prison!!    Please comment, share this with your friends and groups, click like, follow comedy don and you won't regret it.                  . COMEDY DON.  

 Usain Bolt once said he trained for four years just to run nine seconds! This life is unbalanced, Please comment, share this with you friends and groups, click like, follow comedy don and you won't regret it.                       . COMEDY DON .

 Gen.1:1 says that in the beginning God created the heaven and earth, if  that's the case where was He living before heaven and earth were created? Bible scholars please be careful with what your'e writing!!! Please comment, click like, share this with your friends and groups, follow comedy don and you won't regret it.             . COMEDY DON .

 A Kenyan lawyer sues Israel and Italy to the international court of law for killing Jesus, he's attempting to acquit Jesus of the crimes he was found guilty of committing 2000 years ago.Truely madness has no level, please comment, share this your friends and groups, click like, follow comedy don and you won't regret it .               .COMEDY DON.

 A man bought a matches box on reaching home , he tried all the matches but none was lighting. He then ran back to the shop complaining and he again bought another matches box, this time he tested all matches one by one until the matches box was empty just to be sure and all were lighting, he then put all matches back into matches box. He headed home and the story repeated it's self the matches were not lighting!! How do you evaluate this man? Your comments are highly welcomed, share this with your friends and groups, click like, follow comedy don and you won't regret it..               .COMEDY DON.

  Being useless in life doesn't mean that you're forgotten, you can be still used as an example to prevent others from following your paths.Please comment, share this with your friends and groups, click like, follow comedy don and you won't regret it..                       .COMEDY DON.

 This is when a man sleeps with different women in search for whom to marry!!!! That's test drive, Please comment, share this with your friends and groups, click like, follow comedy don and you won't regret it.                .COMEDY DON .

 When you get rich, people will always ask for the source of your wealth!!! But when you were poor nobody asked for the source of your poverty!! Please comment, share this with your friends and groups, click like, follow comedy don and you won't regret it.                           .COMEDY DON . 

 Instead of creating more jobs, our governments are busy producing or creating robots in the name of development!! Are they fighting unemployment or creating more spaces for unemployment? And how can we define this sort of madness?  Please comment, click like, share this with your friends and groups, follow comedy don and you won't regret it.                      . COMEDY DON.

 Last week I entered another hotel shouting " Your partner is coming" then I was surprised both men and women came out of the hotel rooms running. Please comment, click like, share this to your friends and groups, follow comedy don and you won't regret it.         .COMEDY DON .

 There's always light at the end of the tunnel! That's pure wickedness, what's the purpose of that light for at the end of the tunnel? just like getting rich in your old age!! what's that wealth for? And how are you going to enjoy it? Please comment, share this to your friends and groups, click like, follow comedy don and you won't regret it .          . COMEDY DON .

 Mr poverty was born in Africa, traveled to Asia, died in Europe, burried in the United States of America, resurrected in South America, and finally traveled back home ( Africa). Please comment, share this with your friends and groups, click like, follow comedy don and you won't regret it.        .COMEDY DON .

 Last week I entered the hotel and I started shouting " Your wife is coming", twenty men came out of the rooms running towards the entrance!! Please comment, click like, share this to your groups and friends, follow comedy don and you won't regret it.         . COMEDY DON.

  "If am given a chance to be the head of this nation, there will never be corruption because there will be nothing to steal" Said one incoming politician. Meaning!!I don't know how you have understood it but I understood it in my own way!!! Please comment, click like, share this with your friends and groups, follow comedy don and you won't regret it .           . COMEDY DON.

  The three friends that died yesterday in the fatal accident were my neighbors, Jon was deaf and blind, and he enjoyed watching soccer, Peterson was mute and deaf, and he enjoyed listening to country music! and finally, Ivan was mute and blind and he enjoyed driving!!!  next time I'll tell you how and what caused their death. please comment, share this with your friends and groups, click like, and follow comedy don and you won't regret it .WOW                .COMEDY DON.

  To all women around the world, you waste all your time making your hair look nice, enlarging your lips, reducing the sizes of your bodies,enlarging your breasts,changing your nose and many other parts of your bodies. But that's not what men are looking for!!! Believe me men are not interested in all that, Their minds and eyes are forcasted to different places/parts. Ladies next time when your on the street, carefully watch men and see where their eyes are forcasted that's where you need to do some changes.Please comment, share this to your friends and groups, click like if you find it interesting, follow comedy don and you won't regret it.         .COMEDY DON.

 After working hard and finally you're paid for your hard work, Am confused;  When you decide to become a womanizer, you end up acquiring sexually transmitted diseases, you decide to take alcohol as an alternative then you damage your liver, when you decide to smoke, this results into damaging your lungs,And when you decide to watch sports on television, your sight is affected!!! Which part of the body are you going to use in enjoying your money? Please comment, share this with your friends and groups, click like, follow comedy don and you won't regret it.             .COMEDY DON.

 When the rich read this inscription they cry, when the poor read it, they rejoice, when lovers read it, they begin to appreciate every moment spent together, "Everything is temporary" that's what's written on the rock!!! Please comment, click like, share this with your friends and groups, follow comedy don and you won't regret it.             .COMEDY DON .

  Twenty-two grown-up men chasing one ball, and to make matters worse they have millions of fans around the world who are in support of their act. And they're paid for that. How do we call that, madness or a serious problem? Please comment,click like, share this with your friends and groups,follow comedy don and you won't regret it.        .COMEDY DON.

 They say that never make the same mistake twice,But for me, I repeat it several times (5-10 times)  just to be sure!!! please comment, click like, share this with your friends and groups, follow comedy don and you won't regret it.             .COMEDY DON.

  woman didn't even listen to God, yet men think and expect their wives to listen to them! It was very easy for Eve to listen to the snake/ satan than listening to what  God had said to her!! Men you're day dreamers and not serious. Please comment, share this with your friends and groups, click like, follow comedy don and ypou won't regret it.           .COMEDY DON.

 This is how I'll define the term civilization: Online dating, Sex on the phone, human being destroying nature, children beating up their parents( human rights) online meetings/summits, parents abandoning children, Bestiality or Zoophilia( human's sex attractions towards animals) and many more. Your definition is also welcomed, Please comment, share this with your friends and groups,Click like, and follow comedy don and you won't regret it.           .COMEDY DON. 

  A poor man is busy praying for long life yet he has no food for today, and not to talk of tomorrow! Please comment, share our page with your friends and groups, click like, and follow comedy don and you won't regret it.       .  COMEDY DON .

 In 1992 a referendum in South Africa was to be held to decide whether apartheid policy should continue or to come to an end!! But the most funny side of it is that only the whites were to vote!! That's what we call demoracy!!! Please comment, share, like, follow comedy don and you won't regret it.               . COMEDY DON.

 Jons, I will choose sense. Tom, I will choose money. Jons, why did you choose money? Tom, Because everyone chooses what he or she lacks!!! Please comment, share this with your friends and groups, click like, follow comedy don and you won't regret it.           .COMEDY DON .

Did you know that brushing your teeth is the only way you're trying to clean your skeleton???? Please comment, share this with your friends and groups, click like, follow comedy don and you won't regret it.              . COMEDY DON .

 Practice makes perfect, and yet there's nobody who's perfect!! Then what's the purpose of practicing? Please comment, share this with your friends and groups, click like, follow comedy don and you won't regret it.         .COMEDY DON.

 Husband - I have something to tell you. Wife -  I also have something to tell you! Husband- About what? Wife- I cheated on you with our driver!! Husband- I hope it's a joke! Wife- Am sorry but it's true, Huband-  .............!!? Wife- what were you about to tell me? Husband- I just wanted to present a surprise gift to you!!,  Respond as a wife, Please comment, share our page with your friends and groups, click like, and follow comedy don and you won't regret it.        COMEDY DON.

 There's comedy in America's law courts and it's judges, Christopher Capano was sentenced to 1000 years in prison for killing his wife!! What's the life expectency for Americans? Because am confused. Please comment, share this with your friends and groups, click like, follow comedy and you won't regret it.         .COMEDY DON.

 How many stingy people do you know? If you know more than five stingy people congratulations you have just been awarded as a professional beggar!!!! Please comment, share this with your friends and groups, click like, follow comedy don and you won't regret it.           .COMEDY DON.

  Wife: What are you doing honey? Husband: Am reading our marriage certificate! Wife: Why are you reading it? Husband:  Because I'm looking for its expiry date!!!  Thanks for reading, please comment, share this with your friends and groups, click like, and follow comedy don and you won't regret it.              . COMEDY DON .     

Every woman is a wife material but the only problem is that some materials end up in the wrong hands of tailors. Please comment, share, like, follow comedy don and you won't regret it.           .COMEDY DON.

  They say that man is incomplete until he gets married! And when he gets married then he's completely finished. Please comment, Share this with your friends and groups, Click like, and follow comedy don and you won't regret it.                   .COMEDY DON.

 There's one subject which We don't learn either from school or from our parents and yet we're all professionals, that's sex!!! How come? Please comment, share this with your friends and groups, Click like, follow comedy don and you won't regret it.         .COMEDY DON.

In the past centuries, ladies didn't go for test drives. But today ladies are giving themselves for test-drive! In the past centuries, men married without test-driving( sex before or outside marriage) My sisters stop men from testing you before he marries you. In the twenty-first century, men can sleep with as many ladies as they can afford before they choose their marriage partners! Please comment, Share this with your friends and groups, Click like, and follow comedy don and you won't regret it .              COMEDY DON

 Jane: I made my husband who he is now. Marry: What do you mean? Jane: I meant that I made my husband a millionaire. Marry: How much was he worthy before you married him? Jane: He was a billionaire!!!  Please comment, share this with your friends and groups, click like, and follow comedy don and you won't regret it.                   .COMEDY DON. 

 It's an animal that cuts down trees, make papers and write on them ""save trees'' as well as complaining about climate change!! Please comment, share this with your friends and groups, Click like, and follow comedy don and you won't regret it.            .COMEDY DON.

After too much drinking yesterday and I could hardly stand on my feet, I called a taxi to take me home! And yet I was already at home! Too much drinking is not good, Please comment, Share this with your friends and groups, Click like, and follow comedy don and you won't regret it.                 .COMEDY DON.