COMEDY DON

The Bible says God created man in his own image and I doubt that because if you have a look at me then you will realize that am not in God's image. I'm so ugly that in school, I have a separate class because the school fears that I'll scare other students. I am so lucky that where ever I go, I'm attended to first. Thanks for reading, please comment and subscribe to our blog and you won't miss our next jokes.                                                                                                                                                                      .COMEDY BLOG. 

The driver died peacefully without knowing what had happened (Because he was drunk) but not like his passengers who died screaming in pain in his car. Thanks for reading, please comment and subscribe to our blog and you will not miss our future jokes.                 .COMEDY DON.                                                  

Man meets Jesus in a private meeting and had a conversation with Him!!!  Man:  People are waiting for you, when are you coming back?   Jesus:  Tell them to stop waiting for me because I'm not coming back.  Man:  why?  Jesus:  Because I was badly beaten. Can I show you the scars on my back? just imagine I didn't do anything wrong to anybody but I was beaten and killed. And by then people had no weapons like you have today. So if I come back this time I'll be destroyed completely and I'll have no chance for resurrection.  Man:  So what should I tell the people? Then he wakes up, dreams are not good sometimes. Thanks for reading, please share, like, comment, and subscribe to our blog and you won't miss our future jokes.         .COMEDY DON.                                 

If you suspect that your wife is cheating you, you don't need to ask her about it. There is a very cheap way to find out with whom and how is she cheating on you? Just knock your neighbor's door and start insulting your neighbor's wife and tell her to stop cheating on her husband then in return she will download all stories about your wife. Thanks for reading, please comment, subscribe to our blog and you will not miss laughing with us.                                                      .COMEDY DON.

I nfections or diseases like swine flu, cow flu, and bird flu are killing humans in Europe, the USA, Asia, and Latin America but not in Africa. In Africa, people eat domestic animals and birds that suffer from swine flu and bird flu and nothing happens to them. In fact, we Africans die of serious diseases .                                                                                                             .COMEDY DON .

When Africans are praying, everybody in the church is shouting so God is confused enough to understand what they are praying or asking for. While Europeans pray quietly and God understands them.                                                                                                                     .COMEDY DON.