COMEDY DON

It's no longer news a dog biting a human being but it's great news when a man bites a dog.                                                                                              .COMEDY DON.

Girlfriend is an addition of problems, subtraction of cash, multiplication of enemies, and finally division of relatives and friends. Give in ready luxuries (GIRL).               .COMEDY DON.                                                                                

You become a womanizer, you acquire STDs. You decide to spend your cash in alcohol, the liver and kidney are affected or damaged. You decide to smoke, then lungs are affected. You decide to spend your cash on purchasing sports cars and other cars, cause accidents and then death. You decide to spend your time on the Internet, then you spoil your eyes. You decide to listen to music, then your ears are affected. which part of our body are we going to use in order to enjoy our cash?  For me, I came up with a solution which sleeping. I have never heard that somebody died of sleeping.                                                 . COMEDY DON.

Our home became very busy due to the people who were coming in to see what my parents have given birth to. I became a tourist attractor and our lives changed positively because tourists were paying to see me( ugly baby born part three). thanks for reading, please comment, subscribe and you will not miss our joke.                                                                                                                                                         .  COMEDY DON.

After several days in the hospital, my parents carried me home. On reaching home, neighbours came to see the new born baby and what i could hear was people saying God forbid and a question, Are you sure there was no misplacement of children in the hospital?           .COMEDY DON.

Interviewer:  Usain what makes you the best runner?  Usain:  My enemy helps me to be the best runner.  Interviewer:  What do you mean? Usain:  Have you ever been chased by poverty? Interviewer:   No. Usain:  When poverty is chasing you, you will run like me or even faster.            .COMEDY DON.

Africans are the best runners, do you know why? it's because poverty has been chasing them for centuries and therefore they have learned how to create a gap between them and poverty. In Europe running is a game while in Africa, running is just escaping from poverty.                           .COMEDY DON.