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TOOL STORE

I used to ask myself as to why women like being in the kitchen than anywhere in the house? until I came to know that all weapons or tools are kept in the kitchen for example knives, frying pans, folks, gas, and many others. So in case of a war, they are prepared.

COURT

Judge.you will be judged according to the quantity of your crime. Thief one. I stole one matchbox. Judge. you're hereby sentenced to 29 years in prison with hard labor. Thief two. I stole a tray of eggs. Judge. you're hereby sentenced to thirty years in prison with light labor. Thief three. I stole one car. Judge. you're hereby sentenced to one year in prison.                                                                                 COMEDY  DON 

FAMILY DISCUSSION

1. Son asked his father, how people came into existence? 2, Father, God created  Adam and Eve then later they had their children. 1. Son, oh thanks Daddy now I know. 2.Ok, son. 1. Son now went and asked his mother the same question. 3. mother answered people evaluated from a monkey family. 1. Son returns to his father and asked daddy why did you lie to me? 2. father, about what? 1.Son, about how people came into existence? 1. Son, mom said that people evolved from a monkey family. 2. Father, oh she was telling you about her family's evolution.      Thanks for reading, please comment, subscribe and you will not miss a joke from us.                                                                                                  .Comedy Don.

PERFECT DAUGHTER

Mom. I have a perfect and responsible daughter. Friend. Does she smoke? Mom. No, she doesn't smoke. Friend. Does she drink alcohol?  Mom. No, she doesn't drink at all. Friend. Her boyfriend is very lucky. Mom. She has no boyfriend yet. Friend.  As she ever came home late? Mom. No, if she's to go out, I always go with her. Friend. You really have a good daughter. Mom. Yes, I do. Friend. I wish she could be my daughter-inlaw. Mom. You will have to wait for the next 18 years. Friend. What do you mean? Mom. Because she is only six months old.  Thanks for reading, please comment and subscribe to our blog and you will never miss a joke from us.                                                                     .COMEDY DON.

FAMILY CONVERSATION

Wife: you men are lucky. Husband: what do you mean baby? Wife:  men don't have to carry the pregnancy. Husband:  you women carry a pregnancy for only nine months and your complaining. Wife:  what do you mean baby? Husband: we men carry pregnancies all our lives. Thanks for reading, please comment and subscribe to our blog and you will never miss laughing with us.   COMEDY BLOG.

CONCUBINE

I have searched for a wife for centuries but failed to get one, now I'm looking for a concubine maybe this time I'll be lucky. Thanks for reading, comment, subscribe to our blog and you will not miss laughing with us.                                                                                                                      .Comedy Don .

PRISION

Marriage is an institution where only the woman is the beneficiary and while the man is the loser.please comment, subscribe to our blog and you will not miss laughing with us.                                                           .Comedy Don.

MAN

By the time man becomes wise enough to watch his foot steps, he is too old to go anywhere. please comment, subscribe to our blog and you will not miss to laugh with us.                                                                          .Comedy Don.

FOOTBALL

Football is the most funniest sport in the world, do you know why? It's because twenty mature men chases one ball, two standing in the goal posts doing nothing.And to make it more funny that's when the goalkeeper uses his  hands to catch the ball but it's called football.                                                                                                                       .Comedy Don.