COMEDY DON

 Today me and my family we thank God for improving our economical status. We used to be the poorest family in my village but today things have changed, we are the second poorest family in the village! At least now we have somebody to compare ourselves to.         .COMEDY DON.

 Be calm in this world and you will never have problems with anybody! Liar, what did Jesus do to deserve such beating, or maybe John the baptist did something bad that made the princess demand his head be presented to her on a tray!        . COMEDY DON .

  There is also comedy in the companies that produce poisons!    An expiry date is written on each pack of poison. So what happens when it expires? will it be more or less dangerous?        .COMEDY DON .

 Don't steal, don't cheat, don't lie, no corruption. The government hates competitions!!            .COMEDY DON.

 The US president contracted with COVID-19! Where was the secret service? their job is to protect and defend the president from any attack. And how did it penetrate the secret service? If a known enemy could attack the US president, then what about the unknown enemies? Improvements are needed in the secret service.             .COMEDY DON.

  Drunkard men are always careful while crossing roads, They look left and right to avoid cars and bikes, then look up to avoid planes, They look down to avoid booms and landmines, then look back and front to avoid kidnappers and thieves, finally hold their bottles tightly and walk zig-zag to avoid bullets.       .COMEDY DON.

 These are creatures that cut trees, make papers, and then write  "Save trees"  on them. very funny creatures.          .COMEDY DON .

  Sometimes I wonder what kind of books do American judges read because it's only in America that somebody can live up to 150, 200, and 500 years in prison or even two to three life sentences in prison! My dream is to find myself in American prison because there I have a chance of a long life expectancy.       .COMEDY DON.

Meaning of I'm finished? That's when a snake enters your house, you close all your house doors so as you can kill it. Then suddenly electricity goes off! And finally, you are finished.   .COMEDY DON.

 Иду вечером с работы как ни в чем не бывало , вдруг слышу вой сирен и подойдя ближе клубы черного дыма с нашего дома. Залетаю домой переживаю о жене спросил ее что произошло , она в ответ мне сказала что смотрела видио на ютубе и случайно нажала на рекламу готовим дома))       .КОМЕДИЯ ДОН . 

With family planning, I learned a lot about child spacing. I have five children from five different mothers and living in different countries . And that's what we call family planning .          .COMEDY DON.

  Being drunk is like childhood because everyone remembers what you did, except you the victim!           .COMEDY DON.

 The wife was dreaming at night and suddenly started shouting: get up quickly! my husband is back, man gets up, jumps out through the window, hurts himself, And then he realized that he's the husband.              .COMEDY DON.              

  Two men had a conversation: the first man my wife, she just an angel, the Second man your so lucky mine is still alive! . COMEDY DON.

  Valentine died for love, Romeo died for love, Jack in the Titanic died for love, Samson in the Bible also died for love,  The Greek heroes Hercules and Achilles died for love and finally Jesus also died for the love he had for humans. In the above-mentioned love heroes, there is no single woman! where are they? And yet they preach love all the time. Guys stop buying gifts for ladies on Valentine's day because they have not proved how far they can go when it comes to love. Ladies am just joking, you're the centre of love.                                .COMEDY DON.

 One day I found condoms in my wife's bag and when I asked what was it for? for my customers she answered! The following day I filed for divorce because I thought she worked as-----!, after the divorce, I chewed on my mental cud over and over again then I realized that she worked as a gynecologist. Thanks for reading, please, comment, like, and subscribe to comedy don and you won't miss our future jokes.          .COMEDY DON.

  There is also plenty of comedy in the bible, Have you ever read the  Lot's story in the bible? Lot was Abraham's nephew who happened to have lived in Sodom. But when God decided to punish Sodom, two angels led Lot and his family out of Sodom, while on their way out Lot's wife looked behind and fire consumed her and she turned into a pillar of salt. Then a question comes, Who must have looked behind to see what had happened to Lot's wife? or Who saw that happening and that she turned into a pillar of salt? Gen:19---.                .COMEDY DON.

For years people have been complaining about duplicated  Chinese products and many saying that China is known for producing fake or duplicated products. But this time China proved everybody wrong by producing an original product which is COVID-19.         COMEDY DON.               

A man is seated in a bar, with his head bowed on the table, a bottle of wine is standing in front of him, another man entered the bar, he sees a sleeping guy. took a seat near him, he realized that the guy was sleeping and decided to drink for free. Therefore he took the bottle of wine standing in front of the sleeping man and drank it! After drinking then the man woke up only to see his bottle empty, then he started screaming what kind of life is this? why today everything is happening to me? first I lost my job, my wife has left me, my house has been taken by the bank due to the loan, my car crashed in an accident, and even the poisoned wine I have prepared for myself has been taken away from me. . COMEDY DON.

Two men in masks bagged into a morgue and announced that it was a bank robbery, the morgue attendant answered the next door, thanks for reading.         .COMEDY DON.

We the poor people have got hope that after death, we shall go to heaven but what if it's the other way round. Because we the poor people have got nothing to invest in heaven but Bill Gates, Jeff  Bezos, and many others have got cash for investments. Maybe poverty is not welcomed in heaven.      . COMEDY DON.

Every morning my wife and friends always tell me that I have a very big problem, And I don't know what kind of problem they talking about. But in the evening nobody tells me anything.                           COMEDY DON

Today pastors can talk to God by phone not like before when people waited for God to reach them. A Nigerian pastor was seen talking to God by phone while performing miracles in his church. So for more information, contact Nigerian pastors if your interested in acquiring God's telephone number!!!         .COMEDY DON.  

Led by Nigeria, African countries are to send peacekeepers to the United States to calm the ongoing situation. .comedy don.

One month has passed since I stopped drinking and I have just realized that I didn't only lose the taste but I also lost family and friends. COMEDY BLOG.

One day we had an argument between me and my wife, she regretted having met me. And I also showed her my regrets too. and told her that upon all women who were in the bar that day, it's her I approached.   COMEDY BLOG.

The married man giving advice to a bachelor. Married man: get married and become a free man. Bachelor: I'm a free man, unlike you. married man: what do you mean? Bachelor:  The other day, you wanted to join us go fishing but your wife held you back. Bachelor: I go anywhere I want, I can go to heaven and from there I branch off to hell and nobody will hold me back. That means am a free man. 

  I was in the bank today, I coughed and received VIP attention from both the clients and the bank staff. In five years I haven't received search attention. After coughing, I turned and raised my head and nobody was there including the bank staff.      .COMEDY BLOG.

As we were flying from Nigeria to Kenya, one passenger coughed and panic started among passengers. We asked the pilot to do something about it and before we knew it the pilot was nowhere to be seen, that's how we landed safely in our graves. Please don't include us among those who died of coronavirus.     .COMEDY BLOG.

Поступили новые таблетки в продажу от коронавируса. название: Сидисукадома состав: содержит 200млг Фуфломицын и хулинам.      .COMEDY BLOG.

Поступили новые таблетки в продажу от коронавируса. название: Сидисукадома состав: содержит 200млг Фуфломицын и хулинам.                                                                                             

A man goes to the hospital for medical checkups. Doctor: I have both good and bad news for you. which one should I start with? Man: With good news. Doctor: Your coronavirus negative, but HIV positive. Man: This calls for celebrations,thank God .     . COMEDY BLOG.

In the bank entered two men in medical clothes and masks, panic began, and then they declared that it was a bank robbery and everyone calmed down. One old woman said thank God it's not about coronavirus.                                                                                   .COMEDY BLOG.

A man stepped on a landmine and started shouting for help but couldn't see anybody to help him. He saw a big stone in a distance,  he decided to go for the stone so that he could replace it with his leg stepping on a landmine. He woke up in Heaven, thanks for reading, please comment, subscribe to our blog and you will not miss our future jokes .                                                                                                    .COMEDY BLOG.

The Bible says God created man in his own image and I doubt that because if you have a look at me then you will realize that am not in God's image. I'm so ugly that in school, I have a separate class because the school fears that I'll scare other students. I am so lucky that where ever I go, I'm attended to first. Thanks for reading, please comment and subscribe to our blog and you won't miss our next jokes.                                                                                                                                                                      .COMEDY BLOG. 

The driver died peacefully without knowing what had happened (Because he was drunk) but not like his passengers who died screaming in pain in his car. Thanks for reading, please comment and subscribe to our blog and you will not miss our future jokes.                 .COMEDY DON.                                                  

Man meets Jesus in a private meeting and had a conversation with Him!!!  Man:  People are waiting for you, when are you coming back?   Jesus:  Tell them to stop waiting for me because I'm not coming back.  Man:  why?  Jesus:  Because I was badly beaten. Can I show you the scars on my back? just imagine I didn't do anything wrong to anybody but I was beaten and killed. And by then people had no weapons like you have today. So if I come back this time I'll be destroyed completely and I'll have no chance for resurrection.  Man:  So what should I tell the people? Then he wakes up, dreams are not good sometimes. Thanks for reading, please share, like, comment, and subscribe to our blog and you won't miss our future jokes.         .COMEDY DON.                                 

If you suspect that your wife is cheating you, you don't need to ask her about it. There is a very cheap way to find out with whom and how is she cheating on you? Just knock your neighbor's door and start insulting your neighbor's wife and tell her to stop cheating on her husband then in return she will download all stories about your wife. Thanks for reading, please comment, subscribe to our blog and you will not miss laughing with us.                                                      .COMEDY DON.

I nfections or diseases like swine flu, cow flu, and bird flu are killing humans in Europe, the USA, Asia, and Latin America but not in Africa. In Africa, people eat domestic animals and birds that suffer from swine flu and bird flu and nothing happens to them. In fact, we Africans die of serious diseases .                                                                                                             .COMEDY DON .

When Africans are praying, everybody in the church is shouting so God is confused enough to understand what they are praying or asking for. While Europeans pray quietly and God understands them.                                                                                                                     .COMEDY DON.