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COMEDY IN THE BIBLE

  There is also plenty of comedy in the bible, Have you ever read the  Lot's story in the bible? Lot was Abraham's nephew who happened to have lived in Sodom. But when God decided to punish Sodom, two angels led Lot and his family out of Sodom, while on their way out Lot's wife looked behind and fire consumed her and she turned into a pillar of salt. Then a question comes, Who must have looked behind to see what had happened to Lot's wife? or Who saw that happening and that she turned into a pillar of salt? Gen:19---.                .COMEDY DON.

ORIGINAL PRODUCT FROM CHINA.

For years people have been complaining about duplicated  Chinese products and many saying that China is known for producing fake or duplicated products. But this time China proved everybody wrong by producing an original product which is COVID-19.         COMEDY DON.               

UNLUCKY

A man is seated in a bar, with his head bowed on the table, a bottle of wine is standing in front of him, another man entered the bar, he sees a sleeping guy. took a seat near him, he realized that the guy was sleeping and decided to drink for free. Therefore he took the bottle of wine standing in front of the sleeping man and drank it! After drinking then the man woke up only to see his bottle empty, then he started screaming what kind of life is this? why today everything is happening to me? first I lost my job, my wife has left me, my house has been taken by the bank due to the loan, my car crashed in an accident, and even the poisoned wine I have prepared for myself has been taken away from me. . COMEDY DON.

BANK ROBBERY.

Two men in masks bagged into a morgue and announced that it was a bank robbery, the morgue attendant answered the next door, thanks for reading.         .COMEDY DON.

HEAVENLY HOPES

We the poor people have got hope that after death, we shall go to heaven but what if it's the other way round. Because we the poor people have got nothing to invest in heaven but Bill Gates, Jeff  Bezos, and many others have got cash for investments. Maybe poverty is not welcomed in heaven.      . COMEDY DON.