COMEDY DON

 For example the price for iphone max pro 15 is 1200 dollars while the sim card prices ranges from 7 to 12 dollars for a sim card. Without a sim card your iphone or any mobile telephone is useless, let atleast the prices for sim cards rise to like 1000 dollars for a sim card, believe me people will start thinking before buying expensive phones!! Please comment, share this with your friends and groups, click like, folow comedy don and you won't regret it.              . COMEDY DON .

My  ex- wife divorced me because I had cheated on her, today she's a side chick to a married man with seven children. This life is not balanced, Please comment, click like, share this with your friends and groups, follow comedy don and you won't regret i t.                  . COMEDY DON .

Imagine human have not developed and fully explored the planet earth, yet they are exploring and developing other planets. For example Elon Musk is planning by 2050 to have the first one million settlers (people) on mars! This life is unbalanced, please comment, click like, share this with your friends and groups, follow comedy don and you won't regret it .              . COMEDY DON.

 Imagine prisoners are given shelter, food, water, clothings, bed sheets, matresses, medical treatment when they get sick, some even have got television sets in their cells, and they are given time to play in their loved games. While homeless people nothing is given to them, meaning homelessness is more than a crime! Please comment, share this with your friends and groups, click like, follow comedy don and you won't regret it .             . COMEDY DON.

  The following are the signs of madness: Dancing without music! Running when nobody is chasing you!! Laughing when others are crying! Borrowing money when you have cash in your bank account!! Introspective/ talking to yourself!! Admiring people's wives when you have a wife at home!! Praying for long live when you're poor!! Please comment, share this with your friends and groups, click like, follow comedy don and you won't regret it.        .COMEDY DON .

  In real life there are four kinds/ types of men, and these are; - Gift from God. -Not fish and not meat! - God, why?  -God forbid! Please in comments ladies tell us where your man falls from the above kinds of men , share this with your friends and groups, click like, follow comedy don and you won't regret it.          . COMEDY DON.  

When I asked God to make my enemies disappear, that's when my friends started disappearing! I don't understand, what's happening? Please comment, click like, share this with your friends and groups,follow comedy don and you won't regret it..             . COMEDY DON .

    These are and their meanings;    Engagement Ring- preparing to jump into someone's problems/ pit.   Wedding Ring    - Already jumped into someone's problems/ pit.   Suffering      -  Archivements acquired after fulfilling the above. Please comment, share this with your friends and groups, click like, follow comedy don and you won't regret it;             . COMEDY DON.

  If you're chatting with two billionaires, you will be the third one! If you chatting with two wisemen, you will be the third wise man!! If you're chatting with a swarm of fools, you will soon feel at home!! If you're chatting with two kings, you will be the third one!! If you're chatting with two idiots, you're are likely to be the third one!! If you're chatting with two drug addicts, you're likely to be the third one!! If you're chatting with two criminals, you will soon be the third one!! Please comment, share this with your friends and groups, click like, follow comedy don and you won't regret it.            . COMEDY DON.

  When I keep my money in the bank, it doesn't mean that the bank owns my money!   When I keep my clothes in the suitcase, it doesn't mean that the suitcase owns my clothes!   When I keep my goods in the warehouse or store, it doesn't mean that the warehouse owns the goods!     Women stop saying that children are your own because men trusted you with their children in your custody!! Therefore women or mother please behave! Please comment, click like, share this with your friends and groups, follow comedy don and you won't regret it.                        . COMEDY DON .

 The place of birth plays an important role in a child's life!  If a child is born on a flight, that child is likely to be a pilot or flight attendant. If a child is born near or on the dustbin, that child is likely to be a trashman/ garbageman/ cleaner. If a child is born on a farm, he or she is likely to be a farmer or connected to farming. If a child is born on cemetery, he's likely to be a gravedigger or cementry cleaner. If a child is born on the street, he or she is likely to be homeless or begger! If a child is born on the shores, he's likely to be a shore cleanner or fisherman! If a child is born in the bank, he's likely to work in the bank! If a child is born in the forest, he's likely to be a forester! In comments, please tell me where you were born and I will tell you what you're likely to be!! And if he or she is born in the hospital, the child is likely to be any of the above! Please comment, click like, share this with your friends and groups, foll

 The only woman who knows her husband's where abouts is the widow! Please comment, click like, share this with your friends and groups, follow comedy don and you won't regret it.             . COMEDY DON .

 If you want to die early add poverty, jealousy and competition together even doctors will not guess what killed you ! !  please comment, share this with your friends and groups, click like, follow comedy don and you won't regret it.          .COMEDY DON.

 Imagine the creator of both heaven and earth has one child but you who owns just two bed roomed apartment, you have five and plus children!!! Things are not right some where, please comment, click like, share this with your friends and groups,follow comedy don and you won't regret it.                 . COMEDY DON .

 If somebody asked you to define U.S.A, how will you go by the question?  In few words U.S.A - Is a mordernised refuge camp!!  Who are the Americans - Are mordernised refugees living in a mordernised refuge camp(U.S.A) Therefore U.S.A is comprised of different nationals from different countries making it the world's biggest refuge camp!! Please comment, click like, share this with your friends and groups, follow comedy don and you won't regret it.                    . COMEDY DON .

    I always meet people complaining about life being unfair to them, I have a friend who took a loan from the bank in order to wed his wife. Today he's divorced and still paying for the loan he collected, now that's unfairness in life!! Please comment, share this with your friends and groups, click like, follow comedy and you won't regret it.         .COMEDY DON.

 I just came home huged and kissed my wife then told her that she's my number one, she looked at me and then the next thing I heard was a plate breaking on my head!! followed by a question, who's number two? my wife asked .  Please click like, comment, share this with your friends and groups, follow comedy don and you won't regret it .                            .COMEDY DON.