COMEDY DON

  God created man from the dust while a woman from a bone. Being made out of the dust, Adam left history as the first man ever to fail exams. God asked him a simple question concerning his whereabouts( geographical location) And due to the dust he had in his head, I'm naked Adam answered God! Therefore God decided to punish the idiot. Women are wiser, smarter, and stronger emotionally because they were made out of bones. Please comment, share it with your friends, click on the like button, follow us, and you won't regret it.       .COMEDY DON.                                      

 America is very funny, did you know that in the U.S.A, a dog can be sentenced to prison or even sentenced to death depending on the crime committed. A judge and the defense lawyer will decide whether the dog is guilty or innocent. America and its judges are very funny because sentencing a dog to prison or to death row, it's like sentencing a toddler because she or he can't defend themselves in the court of law!!! Please comment, share this with your friends and groups, click like if you find it interesting, follow comedy don for future jokes, and you won't regret it.        .COMEDY DON.

 In my church where I go for prayers, one brother bought a T-shirt with a word written on it "Devil" because he didn't know how to read English!!! Then a sister in the church helped him to translate it for him, He then decided to remove the letter ''D'', and now from the devil to evil. That's how the devil penetrated into our church and turned worshippers into evil!! Please comment, click like, share this with your friends, follow comedy don, and you won't regret it.             .COMEDY DON.

 Imagine you're in the middle of the ocean, your outboard engine has stopped working or you ran out of fuel, and before you know it you're boat is surrounded by sharks and you have no other option left, what will you do to save yourself from the sharks? Please your answers are highly regarded and welcomed. Comment, share this with your friends if you find it interesting, click like, please stop your imaginations and follow comedy don, and you won't miss our future jokes and funny questions like this.        . COMEDY DON.

  The role I acted or played like a poor man back in my primary school has become a member of my life. I never knew that God will take it seriously that the role I acted on back in school will be my future!! Guys be careful with what role you choose to act while in school. A friend of mine acted as a beggar while we were in school 25 years ago, recently I met him in town begging! Please comment, share this with your friends, click like, follow comedy don, and you won't regret it.           .COMEDY DON.  

  My seven-year-old son told me that he had a hearing impairment, and decided to take him to an otolaryngologist. Then he whispered sweets into his ears, where is it? replied my son in a whisper! That's how the doctor cured my son's hearing problem!!!! Please comment, share this with your friends, relatives, and groups, click like if you find it interesting, follow comedy don, and you won't regret it.         .COMEDY DON.

  A woman whose husband earns more than she can ever spend.   A woman whose late husband willed all his wealth to her.  A woman who marries a rich man today and the next day he's dead!  A woman who hates and related to Mr poverty but befriends and marries Mr. Richard. Please comment, share this with your friends and groups, click like if you find it interesting, follow comedy don, and you won't regret it.            .COMEDY DON .

When my time comes for me to die, I want to die like my Uncle who died peacefully in his sleep. But not like the passengers who died screaming out for help in his bus! Please comment, share this with your friends and groups, click like if you find it interesting, follow comedy for future jokes, and you won't regret it.          .COMEDY DON.

  Wife: I should have married the devil maybe, he would have made a better husband than you! Husband: Honey but marriage between relatives is prohibited or illegal Wife: ??????????? Please respond as a wife, comment, share this with your friends and groups, click like if you find it interesting, follow comedy don, and you won't regret it.          .COMEDY DON .   

  Alcohol is not the answer, it just helps you in forgetting the question! Please I beg you to follow and like comedy don, thanks for supporting us.      .COMEDY DON.

  Dad: How was school today?  Son: Not bad dad. Dad: What did you learn today at school? Son: Not enough because I will have to go back tomorrow! Dad: ???????? ! Please comment, share this with your friends and groups, click like if you find it interesting, follow comedy don, and you won't regret it.               .COMEDY DON.

  Never give up on your dreams, but did you know how to reach your dreams? Please keep on sleeping! That's the only way of reaching your dreams! Please comment, share this with your friends and groups, click like if you find it interesting, follow comedy don, and you won't regret it.            . COMEDY DON.

          Husband came home one evening and said to his wife:   Husband:   I invited a friend today for a dinner.   Wife: The house is in a mess, I didn't do any shopping today, I haven't washed the dishes, I have not cooked anything, and today  I'm not in the mood of cooking!  Husband: I know!!  Wife: Then why did you invite him?  Husband: The fool is planning to get married!  Wife: And so.  Husband: I wanted him to see how married people live and what kind of mess awaits him!!!!  Please comment, share it with your friends, click like, follow comedy don, and you won't regret it.               .COMEDY DON.

  Finally, Africa is united with one central bank, one common language which is not English or French, with one common currency, with one president, the current presidents will now become governors representing their states in every Africa's summit, with Julius Malema as the first-ever president of U.S.A, now roads and railways are under construction to connect all African states, All Africans are required to acquire the U.S.A passports, All Africans living abroad are coming back home to develop Africa, All former African Embassies are now replaced by the U.S.A Embassies in each country, Africa's common currency is called Golden coins, And it's now the commonly used currency around the world, Americans, Europeans, Asians, Australians, and others are now required to acquire visas before traveling to the United States of Africa. Now Africa is giving loans to Europe, America, Asia, Australia, and others to develop their economies, Africa's economy is now ranked number one

    A police officer shot a 61-year-old man in a wheelchair nine times for stealing a toolbox from a Walmart store. The U.S.A  no longer trains police officers to maintain law and order, and also protect citizens but trains criminals who are ready to spare the lives of their fellow criminals and kill law-abiding citizens. Please comment, click like, share this with your friends if you find it interesting, follow comedy don, and won't regret it.                  .COMEDY DON.   

  When you have a scary dream at night it's called a nightmare. Then how do you call scary dreams that you have in the morning, afternoon, and evening? Please your answers are highly regarded, comment, share this with your friends, click like, follow comedy don, and you won't regret it.           .COMEDY DON.

 If you're in search of  a man or husband, these are the qualities you need to put in mind,   Look for a man who's caring, A man who's calm, A man who's loving, A man who's already out of poverty, A man who's in his 90s, wealthy with no wife and children. After meeting these men, make sure they don't get to know each other. And you will live a long and happy life. Please comment, click like, share this with your friends, follow comedy don, and you won't regret it.         .COMEDY DON.  

  Китай был известен производством дублированных товаров до того дня, когда она удивил мир оригинальным названием продукта Covid-19. На этот раз Африка также представила продукт под названием «Omicron», который поставил мир в напряженное состояние! Я не доволен, потому что название продукта на греческом языке! Почему не на одном из африканских языков? Поэтому все деньги, которые наши африканские правительства брали в долг из-за границы, были вложены в производство продукции Omicron. Прокомментируйте, поделитесь этим с друзьями, нажмите "Нравится". следите за комедией дон, и вы не пожалеете об этом.

    China was known for duplicated goods production until the day it surprised the world with an original product called Covid-19, This time Africa has also come out with a product called "Omicron" that has put the world in tension! Am not happy because the product's name is in the greek language! Why not in one of Africa's languages? Therefore all the money our African governments have been borrowing from abroad was invested in the production of Omicron product. Please comment, share this with your friends, click like. follow comedy don, and you won't regret it.               .COMEDY DON. 

      Towards my wedding, I checked for good and cheaper shoes in my city and I didn't find one, the cheapest shoes I came across was costing 500 dollars, in order to economize I decide to fly to London where I bought the pair of shoes for 450 dollars, therefore, I saved 50 dollars. Thanks for being an economist, wait did I save or spend more? Please comment, share it with your friends, click like if you find it interesting, follow comedy don, and you won't regret it.           .COMEDY DON.