COMEDY DON

  They say that America was discovered or founded in the year 1776, making it 245 years old by now. Very funny the country was discovered in 1776 and writers are telling us that the country is 245 years old, what about the 1776 years? If you got to know me at 20 years old and we have been friends for 10 years, how old am I? But not 10 years old, therefore writers give information that will fit in the calculations!!! Please comment, share it with your friends if you find it interesting, click on the like button, follow comedy don, and you won't regret it.       COMEDY DON.

   Never take life too seriously because you will never get out of it alive, and if you think I'm joking ask your ancestors!!!      .COMEDY DON.

people say that it's not safe to drink and drive and that you will never reach  safely, liars. yesterday my friend drove and we reached heaven safely after drinking ten bottles of beer as am writing this, we're seated on the left-hand side of God waiting for our trials and wondering how we made it here!! Because I was seated in the back seat, I also crossed the bridge with him therefore we made it together. Please comment, share it with your friend, click on the like button, follow comedy don, and you won't regret it.          .COMEDY DON.

  The Bible tells us that Jesus will come back for the second time and many believers still waiting! Imagine you're the father you sent your son to an island and he was badly beaten nearly killed, will you ever send him again to that place? That's just your imagination but truly God's only son was beaten and even killed and by those days, there were no weapons like we have today on earth and God is aware of them! Therefore He can't risk again sending His only son to the weaponry earth because this time Jesus won't have a chance for resurrection. Please comment, share it with your friends, click on the like button, follow comedy don, you won't regret it.       .COMEDY DON. 

  Have you ever gone for a medical check-up and the doctor writes you the results? And after receiving the results, you realize that you don't understand what he or she has written? And that again you will need someone to help you translate the results in simple terms for you to understand?  I used to think that doctors also passed through schools just like everybody did. I wonder where do they learn that zig-zag they always write to confuse people who are already confused!!!  Please comment, share it with your friends if you find it interesting, click on the like button, follow comedy don, and you won't regret it.        .COMEDY DON.

  A few  days after the burial of my dear wife, I received a message, it read as follows; "Honey I reached safely in fact, I have just entered my new home a few hours ago! honey am already missing you and when are you coming to visit me? By the way, this is my new number honey". I hope you can guess what I thought and how I felt? The following day I received a call from that very number and when I picked up the call, a lady apologized and said that the message wasn't meant for me, it was meant for her fiance but not me. Please comment, share it with your friends, click on the like button if you find it interesting, follow comedy don, and you won't regret it.     .COMEDY DON.

  A Judge sentenced an ex-police officer to 25 years in prison for shooting a man trying to commit suicide. A man had pointed a gun onto his own head, the officer just rendered help by shooting him! I don't understand why the judge sentenced the ex-officer to prison? still, the man would have died because he was committing suicide. So what crime did the ex-police officer commit? The USA is a very funny country, please comment, share it with your friends if you find it interesting, click on the like button, follow comedy don, and you won't regret it.          .COMEDY DON .

 I no longer hate poverty because I realized that it's one of my family members! Due to a high rate of poverty in my family, one day I asked my parents if one of our ancestors was among the men that killed Jesus? maybe God decided to punish us that way for our involvement in killing His son. Then again I asked them for how long have we been swimming in poverty? For centuries they replied. Then I realized that poverty is a family member to me. Please comment, share it with your friends, click on the like button, follow comedy don, and you won't regret it.     .COMEDY DON .

  Africa is the only stable continent and with stable countries with no changes at all! If you're looking to where you can find changes, that's not Africa because it hates changes. It prefers stability to changes and that's why many African countries have been independent for five and plus decades but no changes have been made, Africa is a land of stability, we hate changes. comment, share, follow, and you won't regret it.            .COMEDY DON.

  What do you understand by the term civilization? And what are the signs or results of civilization according to you? According to my point of view, civilization remains in theories today. Ask me why so? Because it doesn't exist, If a man is sleeping with a fellow man, a woman with a woman, humans having sex with animals, and to some extent, many governments have even legalized having sex with your pets! for example, Canada amongst others. Incest, there are many countries that have already legalized incest example, there're three states that legalized incest  Rhode Island, Ohio, and New Jersey in the USA. Drugs are now in all corners, and we have lost the next generation to drugs. Soon the world will run out of water, we have turned water bodies into dumping sites causing water contamination and leading to unknown diseases. Child sex abuse and if you call that civilization, then I am in the wrong place. Please spread this message to the world by sharing this with your friends,

  In many countries, prisons are compared to hell. But when I found myself in prison in Norway then my perspective about prisons changed now I feel at home. Here I can order what I would like to eat, watch tv, play pool table and many others. Recently I wrote a letter to the judge thanking and I asked him to extend my sentence because I feel am in heaven. Sleeping on frights is not good guys !               .COMEDY DON .

  As I was busy at home doing nothing, my phone rang, and when I picked the call only to hear the USA president inviting me to visit the white house the following day! At first, I thought it was just a fool's day in June. The following day the air force one was sent to pick me up, still, I thought that it was a dream until the air force one landed and met with the USA president. We discussed a lot with the president for example climate change, how to terminate Covid-19, how to fight terrorism and many more. As we were still discussing again my phone rang then I woke up, dreams are not good. please comment, share it with your friends, click on the like button, follow comedy don, and you won't regret it.          .COMEDY DON.

   Due to the high level of poverty in my family, one day I asked my father whether one of our ancestors was among those men that killed Jesus. Maybe that's why God decided to punish us that way by linking us to poverty?, just like an African man, he showed me his fingers saying they're different so even humans are different! Then I asked my mother why she married my father? We share something in common and that's poverty answered my mother. How will they fight poverty when all of them have it in their blood? Please if you find it interesting click on the like button, comment, share it with your friends, follow comedy don, and you won't regret it.       .COMEDY DON.

      This is like a joke but it's not, I am not intending to insult anybody. Am an African guy and if I tell you that am not surprised then call me a liar! Africa is the richest continent in mineral resources, tourism, fresh waters, and fertile soils, but only to hear us complaining of lack of food and people dying of hunger. A country like Saudi Arabia has no single river and the water used is seawater. Saudi Arabia is the largest nation in the world extracting from saline seawater. The country uses that very water for irrigation systems in growing food crops. European countries with tough and cold winter seasons. European countries are using what they have to develop their economies and to feed themselves. But to surprise you those are the countries giving Africa food, loans with high interest rates, and other aid. We have done the talking, it's time for action. Please share this with your friends in order to change the face of Africa . In fact, Africa being the mother cont

      What's the difference between a woman who marries a man for his money, and a woman who stands on the streets and highways engaging herself in sexual acts for money? The difference is one is private while the other is public!!!  More differences from you please. comment, share it with your friends, click like, follow comedy don and you won't regret it.            .COMEDY DON.             

If life was to be a human being, then it would have been a black man!!! Do you know why? because life is not fair! .COMEDY DON.

Few days after the burial of her husband, the widow received an accidental message from a man. The message read as follows," honey I arrived safely   and have just checked in the hotel but it's very hot here"! Please comment, share it with your friends if you find it interesting, click on the like button, follow comedy don, and you won't regret it .      . COMEDY DON.

      August calendar. This will be the only time you will see this phenomenon in your life this year. In August this year, there will be five Sundays, five Mondays, and five Tuesdays. This happens once in 823 years. . COMEDY DON.

 It's said that the husband is the head of the family but you should remember that the wife is the neck of the family, And the neck can turn the head exactly the way she wants. That's why the husband can make money but the wife will decide how to spend it! Thanks for reading, please comment, share this with your friends if you find it interesting, click like, follow comedy, and you won't regret it .     . COMEDY DON .

  I am not jealous of rich people because I know what it means to be rich that's no privacy, no movements without guards, living in secured homes(living in total fear), more money more enemies and problems, when you become rich then your door is open to sicknesses that attack rich people only. Example high-blood pressure, heart attacks, and many others. You might be asking yourselves how did I get to know all the above? It's because I was once a rich man until I had a heart attack that made me wake up!!!        .COMEDY DON.