COMEDY DON

Good morning guys, technology has conquered the entire world, do you know that even robbers use technology in robbing banks. If you think it's not true then read about the 2016 Bangladesh 81 millions bank heist and you will be surprised to know that there was no manual force used to rob the bank, only technology was used for example computer and the Internet was the tools used in the Bangladesh bank heist, very cheap and there is no risk of losing lives. I like technology because it's cheaper and convenient. Please, comment, like, subscribe and you always laugh with me.                                                           Comedy Don.

I remember those days in school, mathematicians you need to solve or find some solutions to mathematical problems. For example  5x + 4- 6= 25  find the value of x? Already x is there and why do I have to find it? Guys just get serious x is already there and again your telling me to find x, that's pure madness. That's why I ran away from mathematical classes because I didn't want to find what's not hidden. read, comment, subscribe and you will not miss laughing with me.         .Comedy Don.                                                                                                            

Good morning, be care full on your birthday and the gifts your friends and relatives are giving you. Because there is a meaning or a secret behind all those gifts. And these are gifts you need to be aware of, Toothbrush or toothpaste, it means that you have a problem with your mouth or teeth, if you're given a watch as a birthday gift then it means that you can't keep appointments or your ever late for meetings, appointments and always late for work. Perfumes, soap, if you receive perfume as a birthday gift, it's personal and it means that you stink. If your girlfriend  or boyfriend gives you pants and bras as birthday present then check on what you been putting on. and you will be surprised. Thanks for laughing with me, please visit my blog tomorrow to laugh with me again. Comment, subscribe and you will not miss my jokes.                                                                                                                                             Da Don.

 One day as I was sleeping, my phone rang, I picked the call and guess who called me. Her majesty the queen of  England called me for a meeting and I thought it was a joke. The following morning I was told that the queen had sent a private jet to pick me. Then later that day I took the flight to meet the queen, on my arrival I received VIP treatment and driven to Buckingham Palace where I meet the queen. Behind the closed doors, me, the British prime minister, the Commonwealth heads of states, and the queen we discussed a lot including the retiring of the queen as leader of the commonwealth states. Then in a surprise, my name was put forward and elected to replace the queen as the new commonwealth leader. As the new commonwealth leader, I was the happiest man on planet earth. It was very annoying only to discover that it was just a dream. There is nothing good about dreams. please comment, share, click on the like button if you find it interesting, follow comedy don and believe me you

Good evening to all those who are reading my comedy series. just imagine that the all nation is praying for you to live longer, how will you feel? how long will you live? ask the queen of  England. long live the queen, That's why I doubt whether God is listening to my prayers that I always pray alone. if you would like to live longer please ask or contact the British to put you in their national anthem.

God created Adam and Eve and placed them in the garden of Eden, He gave them a variety of what to eat and only one tree which was in the center of the garden they were not supposed to eat fruits from it. But as fool as Adam, he waited until Eve tasted the forbidden fruit became wiser, and later she gave fruits to the fool too. Although Adam tasted the forbidden fruit, he was still a fool because he became the first man ever to fail exams, God asked him a simple question concerning his whereabouts(geographical location) and this was Adam's answer I'm naked. God wanted to know his location but not his dressing status. Adam surprised God, and it was because of Adam's answer that made God punish mankind. If he had answered the question correctly, God shouldn't have known about Adam's eating of the forbidden fruit. Thanks for reading my first comedy.                    .comedy don.