Never give up on your dreams, but did you know how to reach your dreams? Please keep on sleeping! That's the only way of reaching your dreams! Please comment, share this with your friends and groups, click like if you find it interesting, follow comedy don, and you won't regret it.
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Husband came home one evening and said to his wife:
Husband: I invited a friend today for a dinner.
Wife: The house is in a mess, I didn't do any shopping today, I haven't washed the dishes, I have not cooked anything, and today I'm not in the mood of cooking!
Husband: I know!!
Wife: Then why did you invite him?
Husband: The fool is planning to get married!
Wife: And so.
Husband: I wanted him to see how married people live and what kind of mess awaits him!!!!
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Finally, Africa is united with one central bank, one common language which is not English or French, with one common currency, with one president, the current presidents will now become governors representing their states in every Africa's summit, with Julius Malema as the first-ever president of U.S.A, now roads and railways are under construction to connect all African states, All Africans are required to acquire the U.S.A passports, All Africans living abroad are coming back home to develop Africa, All former African Embassies are now replaced by the U.S.A Embassies in each country, Africa's common currency is called Golden coins, And it's now the commonly used currency around the world, Americans, Europeans, Asians, Australians, and others are now required to acquire visas before traveling to the United States of Africa. Now Africa is giving loans to Europe, America, Asia, Australia, and others to develop their economies, Africa's economy is now ranked number one in the world, Africa's army is ranked number one strongest army in the world, All Africans are entitled to free medical care and education, All funds embezzled by former African presidents are due to be returned to Africa, and all former presidents are sentenced to death or life imprisonment for corruption. It's easy to acquire a visa to heaven than to acquire the United States of Africa's visa! This is just my secret imagination, I have become a daydreamer due to African corrupt leaders and dictators. Please comment, share this with your friends, click like if you find it interesting, follow comedy don, and you won't regret it.
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A police officer shot a 61-year-old man in a wheelchair nine times for stealing a toolbox from a Walmart store. The U.S.A no longer trains police officers to maintain law and order, and also protect citizens but trains criminals who are ready to spare the lives of their fellow criminals and kill law-abiding citizens. Please comment, click like, share this with your friends if you find it interesting, follow comedy don, and won't regret it.
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When you have a scary dream at night it's called a nightmare. Then how do you call scary dreams that you have in the morning, afternoon, and evening? Please your answers are highly regarded, comment, share this with your friends, click like, follow comedy don, and you won't regret it.
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If you're in search of a man or husband, these are the qualities you need to put in mind,
Look for a man who's caring, A man who's calm, A man who's loving, A man who's already out of poverty, A man who's in his 90s, wealthy with no wife and children. After meeting these men, make sure they don't get to know each other. And you will live a long and happy life. Please comment, click like, share this with your friends, follow comedy don, and you won't regret it.
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Китай был известен производством дублированных товаров до того дня, когда она удивил мир оригинальным названием продукта Covid-19. На этот раз Африка также представила продукт под названием «Omicron», который поставил мир в напряженное состояние! Я не доволен, потому что название продукта на греческом языке! Почему не на одном из африканских языков? Поэтому все деньги, которые наши африканские правительства брали в долг из-за границы, были вложены в производство продукции Omicron. Прокомментируйте, поделитесь этим с друзьями, нажмите "Нравится". следите за комедией дон, и вы не пожалеете об этом.
China was known for duplicated goods production until the day it surprised the world with an original product called Covid-19, This time Africa has also come out with a product called "Omicron" that has put the world in tension! Am not happy because the product's name is in the greek language! Why not in one of Africa's languages? Therefore all the money our African governments have been borrowing from abroad was invested in the production of Omicron product. Please comment, share this with your friends, click like. follow comedy don, and you won't regret it.
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Towards my wedding, I checked for good and cheaper shoes in my city and I didn't find one, the cheapest shoes I came across was costing 500 dollars, in order to economize I decide to fly to London where I bought the pair of shoes for 450 dollars, therefore, I saved 50 dollars. Thanks for being an economist, wait did I save or spend more? Please comment, share it with your friends, click like if you find it interesting, follow comedy don, and you won't regret it.
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Ask me why am calling men fools? Because among all the great love heroes, I mean all those who died to save their lovers all of them were men and there's no single woman. How can you die for what you have never seen? Have you ever seen love? and they say that love never dies! At least Jesus died for humans and He died for something visible, unlike love heroes. Please if you find it interesting comment, share it with your friends, click on the like button, follow us, and you won't regret it.
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