COMEDY DON

A REAL VISIT TO THE WHITEHOUSE!!!

As I was busy at home doing nothing, my phone rang, and when I picked the call only to hear the USA president inviting me to visit the white house the following day! At first, I thought it was just a fool's day in June. The following day the air force one was sent to pick me up, still, I thought that it was a dream until the air force one landed and met with the USA president. We discussed a lot with the president for example climate change, how to terminate Covid-19, how to fight terrorism and many more. As we were still discussing again my phone rang then I woke up, dreams are not good. please comment, share it with your friends, click on the like button, follow comedy don, and you won't regret it.

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POVERTY IS A DISEASE!

Due to the high level of poverty in my family, one day I asked my father whether one of our ancestors was among those men that killed Jesus. Maybe that's why God decided to punish us that way by linking us to poverty?, just like an African man, he showed me his fingers saying they're different so even humans are different! Then I asked my mother why she married my father? We share something in common and that's poverty answered my mother. How will they fight poverty when all of them have it in their blood? Please if you find it interesting click on the like button, comment, share it with your friends, follow comedy don, and you won't regret it.

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A BLIND MAN HELPING A MAN WITH SIGHT TO CROSS THE ROAD!!!

This is like a joke but it's not, I am not intending to insult anybody. Am an African guy and if I tell you that am not surprised then call me a liar! Africa is the richest continent in mineral resources, tourism, fresh waters, and fertile soils, but only to hear us complaining of lack of food and people dying of hunger. A country like Saudi Arabia has no single river and the water used is seawater. Saudi Arabia is the largest nation in the world extracting from saline seawater. The country uses that very water for irrigation systems in growing food crops. European countries with tough and cold winter seasons. European countries are using what they have to develop their economies and to feed themselves. But to surprise you those are the countries giving Africa food, loans with high interest rates, and other aid. We have done the talking, it's time for action. Please share this with your friends in order to change the face of Africa. In fact, Africa being the mother continent is supposed to be helping the world both financially and also supplying food to all countries. But it's the other way round and this makes me angry!!!

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PROSTITUTION

What's the difference between a woman who marries a man for his money, and a woman who stands on the streets and highways engaging herself in sexual acts for money? The difference is one is private while the other is public!!! More differences from you please. comment, share it with your friends, click like, follow comedy don and you won't regret it.

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LIFE

If life was to be a human being, then it would have been a black man!!! Do you know why? because life is not fair!

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AN ACCIDENTAL MESSAGE TO THE WIDOW!!!!

Few days after the burial of her husband, the widow received an accidental message from a man. The message read as follows," honey I arrived safely and have just checked in the hotel but it's very hot here"! Please comment, share it with your friends if you find it interesting, click on the like button, follow comedy don, and you won't regret it.

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THE PHENOMEMON.

August calendar. This will be the only time you will see this phenomenon in your life this year. In August this year, there will be five Sundays, five Mondays, and five Tuesdays. This happens once in 823 years.

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THE HEAD VS THE NECK!!

It's said that the husband is the head of the family but you should remember that the wife is the neck of the family, And the neck can turn the head exactly the way she wants. That's why the husband can make money but the wife will decide how to spend it! Thanks for reading, please comment, share this with your friends if you find it interesting, click like, follow comedy, and you won't regret it.

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THE NIGHTMARE

I am not jealous of rich people because I know what it means to be rich that's no privacy, no movements without guards, living in secured homes(living in total fear), more money more enemies and problems, when you become rich then your door is open to sicknesses that attack rich people only. Example high-blood pressure, heart attacks, and many others. You might be asking yourselves how did I get to know all the above? It's because I was once a rich man until I had a heart attack that made me wake up!!!

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ARE YOU LEAVING A FOOTMARK ON EARTH?

Have you ever asked yourself the above question? If you never thought about it then it's high time you give it a thought! We spend a lot of time here on earth doing what we think is necessary and yet it's unnecessary. Footmarks mean the impressions left behind after we're gone, or the good memories we leave behind after us. While on the sickbed, one discovers that he or she is leaving no footmarks behind and that's when we discover that there's one book we haven't fully read and that's the book of life. Footmarks, it's not the children you leave behind without the future, not the wealthy left behind that you acquired in a wrong way, not the houses, buildings, and bank accounts loaded with money you leave behind, and not the number of women and men you have slept with. But what will people remember about you after you're gone? For example, Bill gates will not be remembered for his money but will be remembered for the Microsoft he created developed worldwide, Steve Jobs is remembered not because he was rich but because he's the founder of the apple company. Therefore he left a footmark behind, thanks for his hard work today apple company is the largest amongst the mobile companies in the world. Try to leave a footmark behind before you pass on so that you're remembered for your existence. please comment, share it with your friends, click on the like button if you find it interesting, follow comedy don, and you won't regret it.

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