The only woman who knows her husband's where abouts is the widow! Please comment, click like, share this with your friends and groups, follow comedy don and you won't regret it. . COMEDY DON .
If you want to die early add poverty, jealousy and competition together even doctors will not guess what killed you ! ! please comment, share this with your friends and groups, click like, follow comedy don and you won't regret it. .COMEDY DON.
Imagine the creator of both heaven and earth has one child but you who owns just two bed roomed apartment, you have five and plus children!!! Things are not right some where, please comment, click like, share this with your friends and groups,follow comedy don and you won't regret it. . COMEDY DON .
If somebody asked you to define U.S.A, how will you go by the question? In few words U.S.A - Is a mordernised refuge camp!! Who are the Americans - Are mordernised refugees living in a mordernised refuge camp(U.S.A) Therefore U.S.A is comprised of different nationals from different countries making it the world's biggest refuge camp!! Please comment, click like, share this with your friends and groups, follow comedy don and you won't regret it. . COMEDY DON .
I always meet people complaining about life being unfair to them, I have a friend who took a loan from the bank in order to wed his wife. Today he's divorced and still paying for the loan he collected, now that's unfairness in life!! Please comment, share this with your friends and groups, click like, follow comedy and you won't regret it. .COMEDY DON.
I just came home huged and kissed my wife then told her that she's my number one, she looked at me and then the next thing I heard was a plate breaking on my head!! followed by a question, who's number two? my wife asked . Please click like, comment, share this with your friends and groups, follow comedy don and you won't regret it . .COMEDY DON.
Why would God had to send His only son to die in order to save the human race, when He can save us without His son dying? There are eight billion people in the world but nobody is asking questions or imagining that that might be someone's fiction!!! There's no logical seriously, please comment, share this with your friends and groups, click like if you find it interesting, follow comedy don and you won't regret it. . COMEDY DON.
Britain once colonised India, that's history but today the British prime minister is from India!!! This life is not balanced. Please comment, share this to your friends and groups, click like, follow comedy don and you won't regret it. . COMEDY DON .
The brain for a woman is divided into two sections; the left and right sections. In the left section of her brain there's nothing right, and in the right section there's nothing left!! Please comment, click like, share this with your friends and groups, follow comedy don and you won't regret it. .COMEDY DON.
I have been using my neighbor's land for many years but recently he discovered that I was using his land, he didn't only chase me from his land but he also beat me up badly!! And as am talking to you right now, am on sick bed and being here I have realized that sleeping with people's wives is not good. Please click like, comment, share this with your friends and groups, follow comedy don and you won't regret it . .COMEDY DON.
Last month I walked into a police station and helped them to solved the unsolved murder of the former and late president of U.S.A John F. Kennedy! I confessed for murdering him and am writing this on death row. Just imagine it was my first time to take drugs, please comment, share this with your friends and groups, click like, follow comedy don and you won't regret it. .COMEDY DON.
A dinner date that turned into an interview, Lady- What are your names? Man- My names are Jacob Williams. Lday - What's your age? Man - Am 40 yrs old. Lady - What do you do for a living? Man - A grave digger! Lady - How much do you earn ? Man - It depends!!! Lady- Do you own a house and car? Please comment, share this with your friends and groups, click like, follow comedy and you won't regret i t. . COMEDY DON.
What are the mineral resources found in Mali, Congo, Niger, Burkina Faso, Ivory coast,Senegal and many others? Gold, copper, uranium,tin, salt,coal,ore, iron and many more. And what is the mineral resource found in France and Britain? "AFRICA". Please comment, click like, share this with your friends and groups, follow comedy don and you won't regret it. .COMEDY DON.
Just imagine you get married to a rich and childless old man expecting that he will soon die and that you will inherit his wealth then you die first!! very painful, Please comment,click like, share this with your friends and groups, follow comedy don and you won't regret it. .COMEDY DON.
You must acquire land and it's titles, prepare and clear the bushes on that land and after making sure that the land is clear and yours, then you can start building your serious relationship!!! Please comment, share this with your friends and groups, click like, follow comedy don and you won't regret it. . COMEDY DON.
Today serial killers are sentenced to life imprisonment in many countries and thieves are given lite punishments but I don't know what kind of fruit and quantity did Adam and Eve ate that made God sentenced them and us to death! Caine killed his brother Abel and the same God punished him just to be a wanderer! Bibe scholars just be careful with what you're writing, please comment, click like, share this with your friends and groups, follow comedy don and you won't regret it. .COMEDY DON.
Last week I went to church , I confessed my sins to the pastor then he called police for me! This life is not balanced. Please comment, click like, share this with your friends and groups, follow comedy don and you won't regret it. .COMEDY DON.
Being useless in life doesn't meaning that you're forgotten, people can still use you as an example to save others from following your paths!!! Please share this with your friends and groups, comment, click like, follow comedy don and you won't regret it. . COMEDY DON.
- As you're dying, a new child is born somewhere in the world. - As you're divorcing, someone is just getting married. - As you're crying, someone is just laughing!! - As you're dying of poverty, someone is dying of too much money!! - As you're lying on a sick bed, many are healthy out there!! - As you're being fired from your job, someone has just been hired! - As you're being relased from prison, someone has just been setenced to prison!! Please comment, share this with your friends and groups, click like, follow comedy don and you won't regret it. . COMEDY DON.
Usain Bolt once said he trained for four years just to run nine seconds! This life is unbalanced, Please comment, share this with you friends and groups, click like, follow comedy don and you won't regret it. . COMEDY DON .