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THIS LIFE IS NOT BALANCED!!!

 Imagine the creator of both heaven and earth has one child but you who owns just two bed roomed apartment, you have five and plus children!!! Things are not right some where, please comment, click like, share this with your friends and groups,follow comedy don and you won't regret it.                 . COMEDY DON .

DEFINE U.S.A?????

 If somebody asked you to define U.S.A, how will you go by the question?  In few words U.S.A - Is a mordernised refuge camp!!  Who are the Americans - Are mordernised refugees living in a mordernised refuge camp(U.S.A) Therefore U.S.A is comprised of different nationals from different countries making it the world's biggest refuge camp!! Please comment, click like, share this with your friends and groups, follow comedy don and you won't regret it.                    . COMEDY DON .

THIS LIFE IS NOT BALANCED!!

    I always meet people complaining about life being unfair to them, I have a friend who took a loan from the bank in order to wed his wife. Today he's divorced and still paying for the loan he collected, now that's unfairness in life!! Please comment, share this with your friends and groups, click like, follow comedy and you won't regret it.         .COMEDY DON.

PIECE OF ADVICE DON'T EVER TELL YOUR WIFE THAT SHE'S YOUR NUMBER ONE!!!

 I just came home huged and kissed my wife then told her that she's my number one, she looked at me and then the next thing I heard was a plate breaking on my head!! followed by a question, who's number two? my wife asked .  Please click like, comment, share this with your friends and groups, follow comedy don and you won't regret it .                            .COMEDY DON.

THE BIBLE AND IT'S FICTIONS/ FUNNY QUESTION!!!!

  Why would God had to send His only son to die in order to save the human race, when He can save us without His son dying? There are eight billion people in the world but nobody is asking questions or imagining that that might be someone's fiction!!! There's no logical seriously, please comment, share this with your friends and groups, click like if you find it interesting, follow comedy don and you won't regret it.           . COMEDY DON.

THE HUNTER CAN SOME TIMES BE HUNTED!!!

 Britain once colonised India, that's history but today the British prime minister is from India!!! This life is not balanced. Please comment, share this to your friends and groups, click like, follow comedy don and you won't regret it.            . COMEDY DON .

WOMEN AND THEIR BRAINS!!!

      The brain for a woman is divided into two sections; the left and right sections. In the left section of her brain there's nothing right, and in the right section there's nothing left!! Please comment, click like, share this with your friends and groups, follow comedy don and you won't regret it.                    .COMEDY DON.

LAND CONFLICT!!!

  I have been using my neighbor's land for many years but recently he discovered that I was using his land, he didn't only chase me from his land but he also beat me up badly!! And as am talking to you right now, am on sick bed and being here I have realized that sleeping with people's wives is not good. Please click like, comment, share this with your friends and groups, follow comedy don and you won't regret it .                           .COMEDY DON.

SAY NO TO DRUGS!!!

 Last month  I walked into a police station and helped them to solved the unsolved murder of the former and late president of U.S.A John F. Kennedy! I confessed for murdering him and am writing this on death row. Just imagine it was my first time to take drugs, please comment, share this with your friends and groups, click like, follow comedy don and you won't regret it.         .COMEDY DON.

THIS LIFE IS NOT BALANCED!!

 A dinner date that turned into an interview, Lady- What are your names? Man- My names are Jacob Williams. Lday - What's your age? Man - Am 40 yrs old. Lady - What do you do for a living? Man  - A grave digger! Lady - How much do you earn ? Man - It depends!!! Lady- Do you own a house and car?   Please comment, share this with your friends and groups, click like, follow comedy and you won't regret i t.               . COMEDY DON.

AFRICA = FRANCE + BRITAIN

 What are the mineral resources found in Mali, Congo, Niger, Burkina Faso, Ivory coast,Senegal and many others? Gold, copper, uranium,tin, salt,coal,ore, iron and many more. And what is the mineral resource found in France and Britain? "AFRICA". Please comment, click like, share this with your friends and groups, follow comedy don and you won't regret it.             .COMEDY DON.

LADIES IMAGINATION!!

 Just imagine you get married to a rich and childless old man expecting that he will soon die and that you will inherit his wealth then you die first!! very painful, Please comment,click like, share this with your friends and groups, follow comedy don and you won't regret it.                     .COMEDY DON.

SERIOUS RELATIONSHIP!!!

 You must acquire land and it's titles, prepare and clear the bushes on that land and after making sure that the land is clear and yours, then you can start building your serious relationship!!! Please comment, share this with your friends and groups, click like, follow comedy don and you won't regret it.                . COMEDY DON.

THIS IS LIFE NOT BALANCED!!

      Today serial killers are sentenced to life imprisonment in many countries and thieves are given lite punishments but I don't know what kind of fruit and quantity did Adam and Eve ate that made God sentenced them and us to death! Caine killed his brother Abel and the same God punished him just to be a wanderer! Bibe scholars just be careful with what you're writing, please comment, click like, share this with your friends and groups, follow comedy don and you won't regret it.                       .COMEDY DON.

TO SIN IS HUMAN BUT TO FORGIVE IS DIVINE!!!!

 Last week I went to church , I confessed my sins to the pastor then he called police for me! This life is not balanced. Please comment, click like, share this with your friends and groups, follow comedy don and you won't regret it.           .COMEDY DON.

THERE'S NO BALANCE IN LIFE!!!

 Being useless in life doesn't meaning that you're forgotten, people can still use you as an example to save others from following your paths!!! Please share this with your friends and groups, comment, click like, follow comedy don and you won't regret it.                      . COMEDY DON.

THERE'S NO BALANCE IN LIFE!!!

 -   As you're dying, a new child is born somewhere in the world. - As you're divorcing, someone is just getting married. - As you're crying, someone is just laughing!! - As you're dying of poverty, someone is dying of too much money!! - As you're lying on a sick bed, many are healthy out there!! - As you're being fired from your job, someone has just been hired! - As you're being relased from prison, someone has just been setenced to prison!!    Please comment, share this with your friends and groups, click like, follow comedy don and you won't regret it.                  . COMEDY DON.  

THIS LIFE IS NOT BALANCED!!!!

 Usain Bolt once said he trained for four years just to run nine seconds! This life is unbalanced, Please comment, share this with you friends and groups, click like, follow comedy don and you won't regret it.                       . COMEDY DON .

UNBALANCED LIFE!!!

 Gen.1:1 says that in the beginning God created the heaven and earth, if  that's the case where was He living before heaven and earth were created? Bible scholars please be careful with what your'e writing!!! Please comment, click like, share this with your friends and groups, follow comedy don and you won't regret it.             . COMEDY DON .

FINALLY JUSTICE HAS COME TO PAST!!!

 A Kenyan lawyer sues Israel and Italy to the international court of law for killing Jesus, he's attempting to acquit Jesus of the crimes he was found guilty of committing 2000 years ago.Truely madness has no level, please comment, share this your friends and groups, click like, follow comedy don and you won't regret it .               .COMEDY DON.