COMEDY DON

 You must acquire land and it's titles, prepare and clear the bushes on that land and after making sure that the land is clear and yours, then you can start building your serious relationship!!! Please comment, share this with your friends and groups, click like, follow comedy don and you won't regret it.                . COMEDY DON.

      Today serial killers are sentenced to life imprisonment in many countries and thieves are given lite punishments but I don't know what kind of fruit and quantity did Adam and Eve ate that made God sentenced them and us to death! Caine killed his brother Abel and the same God punished him just to be a wanderer! Bibe scholars just be careful with what you're writing, please comment, click like, share this with your friends and groups, follow comedy don and you won't regret it.                       .COMEDY DON.

 Last week I went to church , I confessed my sins to the pastor then he called police for me! This life is not balanced. Please comment, click like, share this with your friends and groups, follow comedy don and you won't regret it.           .COMEDY DON.

 Being useless in life doesn't meaning that you're forgotten, people can still use you as an example to save others from following your paths!!! Please share this with your friends and groups, comment, click like, follow comedy don and you won't regret it.                      . COMEDY DON.

 -   As you're dying, a new child is born somewhere in the world. - As you're divorcing, someone is just getting married. - As you're crying, someone is just laughing!! - As you're dying of poverty, someone is dying of too much money!! - As you're lying on a sick bed, many are healthy out there!! - As you're being fired from your job, someone has just been hired! - As you're being relased from prison, someone has just been setenced to prison!!    Please comment, share this with your friends and groups, click like, follow comedy don and you won't regret it.                  . COMEDY DON.  

 Usain Bolt once said he trained for four years just to run nine seconds! This life is unbalanced, Please comment, share this with you friends and groups, click like, follow comedy don and you won't regret it.                       . COMEDY DON .

 Gen.1:1 says that in the beginning God created the heaven and earth, if  that's the case where was He living before heaven and earth were created? Bible scholars please be careful with what your'e writing!!! Please comment, click like, share this with your friends and groups, follow comedy don and you won't regret it.             . COMEDY DON .

 A Kenyan lawyer sues Israel and Italy to the international court of law for killing Jesus, he's attempting to acquit Jesus of the crimes he was found guilty of committing 2000 years ago.Truely madness has no level, please comment, share this your friends and groups, click like, follow comedy don and you won't regret it .               .COMEDY DON.

 A man bought a matches box on reaching home , he tried all the matches but none was lighting. He then ran back to the shop complaining and he again bought another matches box, this time he tested all matches one by one until the matches box was empty just to be sure and all were lighting, he then put all matches back into matches box. He headed home and the story repeated it's self the matches were not lighting!! How do you evaluate this man? Your comments are highly welcomed, share this with your friends and groups, click like, follow comedy don and you won't regret it..               .COMEDY DON.

  Being useless in life doesn't mean that you're forgotten, you can be still used as an example to prevent others from following your paths.Please comment, share this with your friends and groups, click like, follow comedy don and you won't regret it..                       .COMEDY DON.

 This is when a man sleeps with different women in search for whom to marry!!!! That's test drive, Please comment, share this with your friends and groups, click like, follow comedy don and you won't regret it.                .COMEDY DON .

 When you get rich, people will always ask for the source of your wealth!!! But when you were poor nobody asked for the source of your poverty!! Please comment, share this with your friends and groups, click like, follow comedy don and you won't regret it.                           .COMEDY DON . 

 Instead of creating more jobs, our governments are busy producing or creating robots in the name of development!! Are they fighting unemployment or creating more spaces for unemployment? And how can we define this sort of madness?  Please comment, click like, share this with your friends and groups, follow comedy don and you won't regret it.                      . COMEDY DON.

 Last week I entered another hotel shouting " Your partner is coming" then I was surprised both men and women came out of the hotel rooms running. Please comment, click like, share this to your friends and groups, follow comedy don and you won't regret it.         .COMEDY DON .

 There's always light at the end of the tunnel! That's pure wickedness, what's the purpose of that light for at the end of the tunnel? just like getting rich in your old age!! what's that wealth for? And how are you going to enjoy it? Please comment, share this to your friends and groups, click like, follow comedy don and you won't regret it .          . COMEDY DON .

 Mr poverty was born in Africa, traveled to Asia, died in Europe, burried in the United States of America, resurrected in South America, and finally traveled back home ( Africa). Please comment, share this with your friends and groups, click like, follow comedy don and you won't regret it.        .COMEDY DON .

 Last week I entered the hotel and I started shouting " Your wife is coming", twenty men came out of the rooms running towards the entrance!! Please comment, click like, share this to your groups and friends, follow comedy don and you won't regret it.         . COMEDY DON.

  "If am given a chance to be the head of this nation, there will never be corruption because there will be nothing to steal" Said one incoming politician. Meaning!!I don't know how you have understood it but I understood it in my own way!!! Please comment, click like, share this with your friends and groups, follow comedy don and you won't regret it .           . COMEDY DON.

  The three friends that died yesterday in the fatal accident were my neighbors, Jon was deaf and blind, and he enjoyed watching soccer, Peterson was mute and deaf, and he enjoyed listening to country music! and finally, Ivan was mute and blind and he enjoyed driving!!!  next time I'll tell you how and what caused their death. please comment, share this with your friends and groups, click like, and follow comedy don and you won't regret it .WOW                .COMEDY DON.

  To all women around the world, you waste all your time making your hair look nice, enlarging your lips, reducing the sizes of your bodies,enlarging your breasts,changing your nose and many other parts of your bodies. But that's not what men are looking for!!! Believe me men are not interested in all that, Their minds and eyes are forcasted to different places/parts. Ladies next time when your on the street, carefully watch men and see where their eyes are forcasted that's where you need to do some changes.Please comment, share this to your friends and groups, click like if you find it interesting, follow comedy don and you won't regret it.         .COMEDY DON.