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THE INSCRIPTION ON THE ROCK!!!!

 When the rich read this inscription they cry, when the poor read it, they rejoice, when lovers read it, they begin to appreciate every moment spent together, "Everything is temporary" that's what's written on the rock!!! Please comment, click like, share this with your friends and groups, follow comedy don and you won't regret it.             .COMEDY DON .

FOOTBALL GAME !!!

  Twenty-two grown-up men chasing one ball, and to make matters worse they have millions of fans around the world who are in support of their act. And they're paid for that. How do we call that, madness or a serious problem? Please comment,click like, share this with your friends and groups,follow comedy don and you won't regret it.        .COMEDY DON.

LIFE HACK

 They say that never make the same mistake twice,But for me, I repeat it several times (5-10 times)  just to be sure!!! please comment, click like, share this with your friends and groups, follow comedy don and you won't regret it.             .COMEDY DON.

THE UNFORGOTABLE EDEN!!!

  woman didn't even listen to God, yet men think and expect their wives to listen to them! It was very easy for Eve to listen to the snake/ satan than listening to what  God had said to her!! Men you're day dreamers and not serious. Please comment, share this with your friends and groups, click like, follow comedy don and ypou won't regret it.           .COMEDY DON.

DEFINE CIVILIZATION????

 This is how I'll define the term civilization: Online dating, Sex on the phone, human being destroying nature, children beating up their parents( human rights) online meetings/summits, parents abandoning children, Bestiality or Zoophilia( human's sex attractions towards animals) and many more. Your definition is also welcomed, Please comment, share this with your friends and groups,Click like, and follow comedy don and you won't regret it.           .COMEDY DON. 

THERE'S NO BALANCE IN LIFE!!!

  A poor man is busy praying for long life yet he has no food for today, and not to talk of tomorrow! Please comment, share our page with your friends and groups, click like, and follow comedy don and you won't regret it.       .  COMEDY DON .

FUNNY WHITE PEOPLE!!!!

 In 1992 a referendum in South Africa was to be held to decide whether apartheid policy should continue or to come to an end!! But the most funny side of it is that only the whites were to vote!! That's what we call demoracy!!! Please comment, share, like, follow comedy don and you won't regret it.               . COMEDY DON.

WHAT WILL YOU CHOOSE BETWEEN MONEY AND SENSE?

 Jons, I will choose sense. Tom, I will choose money. Jons, why did you choose money? Tom, Because everyone chooses what he or she lacks!!! Please comment, share this with your friends and groups, click like, follow comedy don and you won't regret it.           .COMEDY DON .

QUESTION AND ANSWERS!!

Did you know that brushing your teeth is the only way you're trying to clean your skeleton???? Please comment, share this with your friends and groups, click like, follow comedy don and you won't regret it.              . COMEDY DON .

FUNNY SAYINGS!!!!

 Practice makes perfect, and yet there's nobody who's perfect!! Then what's the purpose of practicing? Please comment, share this with your friends and groups, click like, follow comedy don and you won't regret it.         .COMEDY DON.

A DISCISSION THAT WENT WRONG!!

 Husband - I have something to tell you. Wife -  I also have something to tell you! Husband- About what? Wife- I cheated on you with our driver!! Husband- I hope it's a joke! Wife- Am sorry but it's true, Huband-  .............!!? Wife- what were you about to tell me? Husband- I just wanted to present a surprise gift to you!!,  Respond as a wife, Please comment, share our page with your friends and groups, click like, and follow comedy don and you won't regret it.        COMEDY DON.

FUNNY AMERICAN JUDGES!!!!

 There's comedy in America's law courts and it's judges, Christopher Capano was sentenced to 1000 years in prison for killing his wife!! What's the life expectency for Americans? Because am confused. Please comment, share this with your friends and groups, click like, follow comedy and you won't regret it.         .COMEDY DON.

PROFESSIONAL BEGGAR!!!

 How many stingy people do you know? If you know more than five stingy people congratulations you have just been awarded as a professional beggar!!!! Please comment, share this with your friends and groups, click like, follow comedy don and you won't regret it.           .COMEDY DON.

HUSBAND AND WIFE CONVERSATION!!!

  Wife: What are you doing honey? Husband: Am reading our marriage certificate! Wife: Why are you reading it? Husband:  Because I'm looking for its expiry date!!!  Thanks for reading, please comment, share this with your friends and groups, click like, and follow comedy don and you won't regret it.              . COMEDY DON .     

WRONG HANDS!!!

Every woman is a wife material but the only problem is that some materials end up in the wrong hands of tailors. Please comment, share, like, follow comedy don and you won't regret it.           .COMEDY DON.

FUNNY SAYINGS!!!

  They say that man is incomplete until he gets married! And when he gets married then he's completely finished. Please comment, Share this with your friends and groups, Click like, and follow comedy don and you won't regret it.                   .COMEDY DON.

THERE'S NO BALANCE IN LIFE!!!

 There's one subject which We don't learn either from school or from our parents and yet we're all professionals, that's sex!!! How come? Please comment, share this with your friends and groups, Click like, follow comedy don and you won't regret it.         .COMEDY DON.

ADVICE TO LADIES!!!

In the past centuries, ladies didn't go for test drives. But today ladies are giving themselves for test-drive! In the past centuries, men married without test-driving( sex before or outside marriage) My sisters stop men from testing you before he marries you. In the twenty-first century, men can sleep with as many ladies as they can afford before they choose their marriage partners! Please comment, Share this with your friends and groups, Click like, and follow comedy don and you won't regret it .              COMEDY DON

TWO FRIENDS' CONVERSATION!!!

 Jane: I made my husband who he is now. Marry: What do you mean? Jane: I meant that I made my husband a millionaire. Marry: How much was he worthy before you married him? Jane: He was a billionaire!!!  Please comment, share this with your friends and groups, click like, and follow comedy don and you won't regret it.                   .COMEDY DON. 

DEFINE HUMAN BEING?

 It's an animal that cuts down trees, make papers and write on them ""save trees'' as well as complaining about climate change!! Please comment, share this with your friends and groups, Click like, and follow comedy don and you won't regret it.            .COMEDY DON.