COMEDY DON

  woman didn't even listen to God, yet men think and expect their wives to listen to them! It was very easy for Eve to listen to the snake/ satan than listening to what  God had said to her!! Men you're day dreamers and not serious. Please comment, share this with your friends and groups, click like, follow comedy don and ypou won't regret it.           .COMEDY DON.

 This is how I'll define the term civilization: Online dating, Sex on the phone, human being destroying nature, children beating up their parents( human rights) online meetings/summits, parents abandoning children, Bestiality or Zoophilia( human's sex attractions towards animals) and many more. Your definition is also welcomed, Please comment, share this with your friends and groups,Click like, and follow comedy don and you won't regret it.           .COMEDY DON. 

  A poor man is busy praying for long life yet he has no food for today, and not to talk of tomorrow! Please comment, share our page with your friends and groups, click like, and follow comedy don and you won't regret it.       .  COMEDY DON .

 In 1992 a referendum in South Africa was to be held to decide whether apartheid policy should continue or to come to an end!! But the most funny side of it is that only the whites were to vote!! That's what we call demoracy!!! Please comment, share, like, follow comedy don and you won't regret it.               . COMEDY DON.

 Jons, I will choose sense. Tom, I will choose money. Jons, why did you choose money? Tom, Because everyone chooses what he or she lacks!!! Please comment, share this with your friends and groups, click like, follow comedy don and you won't regret it.           .COMEDY DON .

Did you know that brushing your teeth is the only way you're trying to clean your skeleton???? Please comment, share this with your friends and groups, click like, follow comedy don and you won't regret it.              . COMEDY DON .

 Practice makes perfect, and yet there's nobody who's perfect!! Then what's the purpose of practicing? Please comment, share this with your friends and groups, click like, follow comedy don and you won't regret it.         .COMEDY DON.

 Husband - I have something to tell you. Wife -  I also have something to tell you! Husband- About what? Wife- I cheated on you with our driver!! Husband- I hope it's a joke! Wife- Am sorry but it's true, Huband-  .............!!? Wife- what were you about to tell me? Husband- I just wanted to present a surprise gift to you!!,  Respond as a wife, Please comment, share our page with your friends and groups, click like, and follow comedy don and you won't regret it.        COMEDY DON.

 There's comedy in America's law courts and it's judges, Christopher Capano was sentenced to 1000 years in prison for killing his wife!! What's the life expectency for Americans? Because am confused. Please comment, share this with your friends and groups, click like, follow comedy and you won't regret it.         .COMEDY DON.

 How many stingy people do you know? If you know more than five stingy people congratulations you have just been awarded as a professional beggar!!!! Please comment, share this with your friends and groups, click like, follow comedy don and you won't regret it.           .COMEDY DON.

  Wife: What are you doing honey? Husband: Am reading our marriage certificate! Wife: Why are you reading it? Husband:  Because I'm looking for its expiry date!!!  Thanks for reading, please comment, share this with your friends and groups, click like, and follow comedy don and you won't regret it.              . COMEDY DON .     

Every woman is a wife material but the only problem is that some materials end up in the wrong hands of tailors. Please comment, share, like, follow comedy don and you won't regret it.           .COMEDY DON.

  They say that man is incomplete until he gets married! And when he gets married then he's completely finished. Please comment, Share this with your friends and groups, Click like, and follow comedy don and you won't regret it.                   .COMEDY DON.

 There's one subject which We don't learn either from school or from our parents and yet we're all professionals, that's sex!!! How come? Please comment, share this with your friends and groups, Click like, follow comedy don and you won't regret it.         .COMEDY DON.

In the past centuries, ladies didn't go for test drives. But today ladies are giving themselves for test-drive! In the past centuries, men married without test-driving( sex before or outside marriage) My sisters stop men from testing you before he marries you. In the twenty-first century, men can sleep with as many ladies as they can afford before they choose their marriage partners! Please comment, Share this with your friends and groups, Click like, and follow comedy don and you won't regret it .              COMEDY DON

 Jane: I made my husband who he is now. Marry: What do you mean? Jane: I meant that I made my husband a millionaire. Marry: How much was he worthy before you married him? Jane: He was a billionaire!!!  Please comment, share this with your friends and groups, click like, and follow comedy don and you won't regret it.                   .COMEDY DON. 

 It's an animal that cuts down trees, make papers and write on them ""save trees'' as well as complaining about climate change!! Please comment, share this with your friends and groups, Click like, and follow comedy don and you won't regret it.            .COMEDY DON.

After too much drinking yesterday and I could hardly stand on my feet, I called a taxi to take me home! And yet I was already at home! Too much drinking is not good, Please comment, Share this with your friends and groups, Click like, and follow comedy don and you won't regret it.                 .COMEDY DON.

    As a man and a woman were sleeping, a doorbell rang, wake up quickly my husband is back said the woman. Then the man woke up, jumped through the window, and on reaching outside he then realized that he was the husband!!!! Please comment, Share this with your friends and groups, Click like, and follow comedy don and you won't regret it.                   .COMEDY DON .

 God created man first before He created woman. Because He prevented confusion and advice from the woman! If He had created woman first, believe me, God might have not finished the creation process till today. Please comment, Click like, and Share this with your friends and groups, follow comedy don and you won't regret it.                . COMEDY DON.