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FUNNY WHITE PEOPLE!!!!

 In 1992 a referendum in South Africa was to be held to decide whether apartheid policy should continue or to come to an end!! But the most funny side of it is that only the whites were to vote!! That's what we call demoracy!!! Please comment, share, like, follow comedy don and you won't regret it.               . COMEDY DON.

WHAT WILL YOU CHOOSE BETWEEN MONEY AND SENSE?

 Jons, I will choose sense. Tom, I will choose money. Jons, why did you choose money? Tom, Because everyone chooses what he or she lacks!!! Please comment, share this with your friends and groups, click like, follow comedy don and you won't regret it.           .COMEDY DON .

QUESTION AND ANSWERS!!

Did you know that brushing your teeth is the only way you're trying to clean your skeleton???? Please comment, share this with your friends and groups, click like, follow comedy don and you won't regret it.              . COMEDY DON .

FUNNY SAYINGS!!!!

 Practice makes perfect, and yet there's nobody who's perfect!! Then what's the purpose of practicing? Please comment, share this with your friends and groups, click like, follow comedy don and you won't regret it.         .COMEDY DON.

A DISCISSION THAT WENT WRONG!!

 Husband - I have something to tell you. Wife -  I also have something to tell you! Husband- About what? Wife- I cheated on you with our driver!! Husband- I hope it's a joke! Wife- Am sorry but it's true, Huband-  .............!!? Wife- what were you about to tell me? Husband- I just wanted to present a surprise gift to you!!,  Respond as a wife, Please comment, share our page with your friends and groups, click like, and follow comedy don and you won't regret it.        COMEDY DON.

FUNNY AMERICAN JUDGES!!!!

 There's comedy in America's law courts and it's judges, Christopher Capano was sentenced to 1000 years in prison for killing his wife!! What's the life expectency for Americans? Because am confused. Please comment, share this with your friends and groups, click like, follow comedy and you won't regret it.         .COMEDY DON.

PROFESSIONAL BEGGAR!!!

 How many stingy people do you know? If you know more than five stingy people congratulations you have just been awarded as a professional beggar!!!! Please comment, share this with your friends and groups, click like, follow comedy don and you won't regret it.           .COMEDY DON.

HUSBAND AND WIFE CONVERSATION!!!

  Wife: What are you doing honey? Husband: Am reading our marriage certificate! Wife: Why are you reading it? Husband:  Because I'm looking for its expiry date!!!  Thanks for reading, please comment, share this with your friends and groups, click like, and follow comedy don and you won't regret it.              . COMEDY DON .     

WRONG HANDS!!!

Every woman is a wife material but the only problem is that some materials end up in the wrong hands of tailors. Please comment, share, like, follow comedy don and you won't regret it.           .COMEDY DON.

FUNNY SAYINGS!!!

  They say that man is incomplete until he gets married! And when he gets married then he's completely finished. Please comment, Share this with your friends and groups, Click like, and follow comedy don and you won't regret it.                   .COMEDY DON.

THERE'S NO BALANCE IN LIFE!!!

 There's one subject which We don't learn either from school or from our parents and yet we're all professionals, that's sex!!! How come? Please comment, share this with your friends and groups, Click like, follow comedy don and you won't regret it.         .COMEDY DON.

ADVICE TO LADIES!!!

In the past centuries, ladies didn't go for test drives. But today ladies are giving themselves for test-drive! In the past centuries, men married without test-driving( sex before or outside marriage) My sisters stop men from testing you before he marries you. In the twenty-first century, men can sleep with as many ladies as they can afford before they choose their marriage partners! Please comment, Share this with your friends and groups, Click like, and follow comedy don and you won't regret it .              COMEDY DON

TWO FRIENDS' CONVERSATION!!!

 Jane: I made my husband who he is now. Marry: What do you mean? Jane: I meant that I made my husband a millionaire. Marry: How much was he worthy before you married him? Jane: He was a billionaire!!!  Please comment, share this with your friends and groups, click like, and follow comedy don and you won't regret it.                   .COMEDY DON. 

DEFINE HUMAN BEING?

 It's an animal that cuts down trees, make papers and write on them ""save trees'' as well as complaining about climate change!! Please comment, share this with your friends and groups, Click like, and follow comedy don and you won't regret it.            .COMEDY DON.

ALCOHOL / DRINKING IS NOT GOOD!!!

After too much drinking yesterday and I could hardly stand on my feet, I called a taxi to take me home! And yet I was already at home! Too much drinking is not good, Please comment, Share this with your friends and groups, Click like, and follow comedy don and you won't regret it.                 .COMEDY DON.

CHEATING IS NOT GOOD!!!

    As a man and a woman were sleeping, a doorbell rang, wake up quickly my husband is back said the woman. Then the man woke up, jumped through the window, and on reaching outside he then realized that he was the husband!!!! Please comment, Share this with your friends and groups, Click like, and follow comedy don and you won't regret it.                   .COMEDY DON .

GOD IS SMART.

 God created man first before He created woman. Because He prevented confusion and advice from the woman! If He had created woman first, believe me, God might have not finished the creation process till today. Please comment, Click like, and Share this with your friends and groups, follow comedy don and you won't regret it.                . COMEDY DON.

TOURISTS SURPRISED

  Tourists arrived in Ethiopia, and they decided to go to a remote tribe to surprise and make fun of the inhabitants. They came by car and here they are surrounded by a crowd of people, all looking admiringly at what kind of iron on wheels. Well, the tourists decided, if they were surprised by the simple car, now let's turn on the music, let's see everyone scattered, scared of what the sound was. The turn came to surprise with something else, one suggested turning on the headlights, and then everyone began like a campfire, trying to light a cigarette. The tourists watched and burst out laughing, someone offered to record all this on video and went to the trunk, but it was empty. While everyone was staring at the residents and laughing, they pulled out a camera and stuff worth of 20 thousand dollars. when they started asking where the missing things were, no one answered, they didn’t seem to know the language. When they left with nothing, the natives began to laugh at them, here

THERE'S NO BALANCE IN LIFE!!!!

  When a husband is wrong, he apologizes but when a wife is wrong, she will explain until her husband will find himself guilty. For example, my wife slapped me and immediately she started crying accusing me of having made her slap me! And I started apologizing asking her to calm down! Please comment, click like, share our posts with your friends and groups, follow comedy don, and you won't regret it.             .COMEDY DON.

TO SIN IS HUMAN BUT TO FORGIVE IS DEVINE!

  The Bible tells us to forgive our enemies but nowhere it urges us to forget their names too. Please comment, share this with your friends, click like, and follow comedy don, and you won't regret it. Thanks for supporting comedy don.        .COMEDY DON.