COMEDY DON

  God is smart, He hides His place of residence! just imagine that we all knew where He lives, with the kind of weapons and problems we have today, He won't be alive today believe me!! Please comment, share this with your friends and groups, click like, and follow comedy don and you won't regret it.                 .COMEDY DON.

    Just imagine that God announced the day He will be visiting the planet earth!! People will prepare in different ways, and these are the people who will meet Him: Those who will praise Him. those who pray every day and yet they're still poor!!  People with different problems will also meet Him. Those who will ask for forgiveness. Those who will carry stones to meet Him! Those with guns, booms, fighter jets, and chemical weapons will also prepare to meet Him!! Those who will avoid meeting Him because they don't want to commit murder!! Believe me, God won't win this war!!! Please comment, and share this with your friends and groups, click like, and follow comedy don and you won't regret it.          . COMEDY DON.

  Although Africans are the best runners ( sprinters), we have failed to escape from poverty!! Please comment, share this with your friends and groups, click like, and follow comedy don and you won't regret it.               .COMEDY DON.

      The brain for women works 24 hours a day without resting or stopping, unlike men's two brains that work in intervals ie when the upper one is working, the lower one is on a pause, and vice versa. The men's lower brain has caused and led many into problems and sometimes to death!! Guess the men's lower brain!! Please comment, share this with your friends, click like, follow comedy don, and you won't regret it.             .COMEDY DON.

  If a wife hides her mobile telephone from her husband, that's one of the signs of a cheating wife! But if a husband hides his mobile telephone from his wife, he's trying to protect or avoid his marriage's breakup!!! Please comment, share this with your friends and groups, click like, and follow comedy don and you won't regret it.           . COMEDY DON.

  In the last centuries, men were looking for virgins and married virgin girls, unlike today where men are looking for experienced ladies! I mean women who have played their matches national wide and internationally wide! ( women with experience in bed) And that's why a twenty years old boy is marrying fifty years old woman because of her experience! Please comment, share our posts with your groups and friends, click like, and follow comedy don and you won't regret it.                     .COMEDY DON.

  I witnessed what am about to tell you, I saw a lunatic crossing the road, he looked left and right, then looked at his back and front to avoid cars that could have knocked him from either back or front! And finally looked up in order to avoid flying cars!! Have you ever heard of or seen a lunatic caught in an accident? They are very careful while crossing the road but every day we witness normal people being knocked down by cars. And I came to the conclusion that all humans are mad and there are different levels of madness!! Please comment, share this with your friends and groups, and click like, follow comedy don and you won't regret it.               .COMEDY DON.

 Even at 70 and plus years old, you can still get a job, and if you think that am joking ask Princess Charles or king Charles the third!!! He has gotten himself a job after the death of his mother( the queen). Therefore never give up searching for a job. Please comment, share this with your friends and groups, click like, and follow comedy don and you won't regret it.         .COMEDY DON.

 Genesis, 1:1,  In the beginning, God created heaven and earth!! Today in almost all churches, they tell us that God lives in heaven, and a question follows: Where was God living before He created heaven and earth? Please Bible writers or scholars feel pitty for the masses when telling false information!! Please comment, share this with your groups and friends, and click like, follow comedy don and you won't regret it.            . COMEDY DON.

 -  If your wife starts calling you unknown names while in the garden of Eden! - When your wife starts receiving expensive gifts from her friends regularly! - When your wife starts mentioning names of guys you don't know in her dreams! -  When she starts visiting her mother regularly! - When your wife starts passing nights at her friends' regularly! - If your wife starts attending night services in her church! Please add more to my list by commenting, share this with your friends and groups, and click like, follow comedy don and you won't regret it.           .COMEDY DON.

  When one person dies in an accident in a bus carrying 100 people! bad luck. When a cockroach collides with hungry birds! bad luck. When a hunter collides with hungry lions! bad luck. When a thief collides with armed robbers! bad luck. When a priest collides with a witch doctor! bad luck. When a man dreams of marrying a virgin prostitute! bad dream. Please comment, share this with your friends and groups, click like, follow comedy don, and you won't regret it.             .COMEDY DON.

  When a husband beats a wife it's called domestic violence but when a wife beats a husband to death, it's called self-defense. This life is unbalanced!!! Please comment, and share this with your friends and groups, click like, follow comedy don, and you won't regret it.               .COMEDY DON.

 Kindly guess the animal that walks on four legs in the morning, then on two legs in the afternoon, and finally on three legs in the evening? Your answers are kindly welcomed, please comment, share this with your friends and groups, click like, follow comedy don, and you won't regret it .         .COMEDY DON.

 Just imagine, your girlfriend comes to visit you, when you reach the time to visit the garden of Eden then you realize that you don't have bullet proves(condoms) you decide to go and buy some, and on your way back as you're crossing the road the car knocks you down to death!  Then you appear before God with the evidence at hand. How are you going to explain it to God? Your answers are welcomed, please comment, share this with your friends and groups, click like, follow comedy don, and you won't regret it.               . COMEDY DON.

  There's only one thing that makes a man happy 'respect' but to make a woman happy involves a lot of things. For example, love her, buy her a car, buy her a house, become her bank account, help her while cooking, protect her, be her lawyer, become inferior to her, take her enemies to be yours, take her bullets to save her life, and after taking her bullets then you will finally rest in peace!! I have just shown you that women require a lot in the relationship compared to men. Please comment, share this with your friends and groups, click like, follow comedy don, and you won't regret it.             . COMEDY DON.

  To be honest I prefer tough and serious racism but not like that of today! For example, a black man or woman is called a monkey by Europeans, Asians, Americans, and Australians, that's an old story! I like the kind of racism which's more serious or at least like that during the apartheid policy from 1948 to 1994 in South Africa where all blacks knew which roads to use, which schools to attend, and which hospitals to go to. That's the kind of racism I respect, but not like that of nowadays. Please don't misunderstand me, Am a black man(African). Comment, share this with your groups and friends, and click like, follow comedy don, and you won't regret it. Thanks for supporting us.           .COMEDY DON.

One day my wife asked me if I can be her best friend, of course, I answered. The next thing I saw was a bottle of wine on the table and we started drinking as best friends, as we were drinking she started telling me how she was tired of her husband, that she has been cheating on him for many years, and that she even has a boyfriend!! What will you do to her after waking up?  Dreams are not good, just imagine am not even married. Thanks for supporting us, please comment, and share comedy don's posts with your friends, and groups, click like, follow comedy don and you will never regret it.                               .COMEDY DON.    

  What's the name of the dog that never barks or bites? Your answers are highly recommended, Please comment, share this with your friends, click like, follow comedy don, and you won't miss our future jokes or funny questions.           .COMEDY DON.

  The rich are getting richer do you know why? A rich man will render a small help to a poor man, then the poor man will pray a million times for the rich man's wealth to be doubled!! As you pray for the rich man's wealth to be doubled, your poverty is also doubled. We always forget to pray for ourselves. If you think that it's not true, next time you go to the church count the rich people in there and the poor then prove me wrong!  Please comment, share comedy don's posts with your friends, click like, follow comedy don, and you won't regret it, thanks for being a great supporter.        .COMEDY DON.

  The doctor hopes you get sick, The lawyers hope you get sued, Police hope you're a criminal, The mechanics hope you get into car trouble, The funeral agencies wish you death, The judge awaits to judge you, But only thieves that wish you prosperity. Please comment, click like, share this with your friends, follow comedy don, and you won't regret it.              .COMEDY DON.