COMEDY DON

  There are three buses parked for you to choose the one you're to travel by, the first bus there is Canis lupus, then in the second bus there are Ursidae and finally, in the third bus, there are Homo sapiens. You don't have any other alternatives, Which bus are you going to enter? Please comment, share this with your friends, click like, follow comedy don, and you won't regret it.      . COMEDY DON.

To call 911 in the U.S.A. is another joke, in some countries, we call the police when we're in dangerous situations and when we suspect something, that's when we need the police to intervene and protect us. But in the U.S.A in 2017 a 911 caller was killed by the police. So even in the hands of the police people are not safe in the U.S.A. Please comment, share it with your friends, click like, and follow comedy don, and you won't regret it.       .COMEDY DON.

 There're several definitions for a prostitute: A self-employed woman or lady, a business lady, a public telephone, Both a wholesaler and a retailer, a public swimming pool, and a mobile shop. Please you can also add your definition, Thanks for supporting comedy don, please comment, share this with your friends, click like, follow comedy don, and you won't regret it.          . COMEDY DON .

  My answer is yes, how and why? I'll start with you who's reading this what are your names? Are you not Jons, Peter, Paul, Jessica, Jane, and many of you there. You celebrate your independence every year, yet you still hold colonial names. Am very sure before the coming of Europeans in Africa, Africans had their own names, cultures, traditions, and religions. But all these were destroyed and adapted to the colonial master's own. Even Africa's history was destroyed, And many African schools are teaching European history instead of ours!!! what a pity?    .COMEDY DON.

 When I die, I may not go to heaven because I don't if God lets the blacks in. If  He doesn't allow blacks in, then let me just go to Africa because Africa is the place I know since I have lived! The land that has covered me with love, fed me whenever I was angry, provided shelter for me during times of rain and sun, the land that provided water for me to drink whenever I was thirsty, the only land where even foreigners feel at home.No wonder it's called the mother continent, So when am gone, if God could allow me to go to Africa, I won't complain because it's another heaven.         .COMEDY DON.

  Whoever is sick should stay inside for at least 7-14 days. (Leviticus13:4-5) And this is all about the quarantines. Please comment, share it with your friends, click like, follow comedy don, and you won't regret it.          .COMEDY DON.

   Keep distance if you have symptoms. Cover your mouth and avoid contact.(Leviticus13:4,5,46) Are you not covering your mouth with a mask? Bible readers prove me wrong that this wasn't a prophecy about Covid-19. Please comment, share it with your friends, click like, follow comedy don, and you won't regret it.           .COMEDY DON.

 It sounds like a joke, but those who read the bible will prove me right, wash your hands so that you don't die. (Exdous30:18-21) Is it not one of the ways to prevent the spread of Covid-19? Please comment, share it with your friends, click like, follow comedy don, and you won't regret it.            .COMEDY DON.

  To those who read the bible, people will die of deadly diseases, will not be able to mourn their dead ones. And they won't be able to bury them,(Jeremiah 16:4) This sounds like a joke but it's not. Please comment, share it with your friends, click like, follow comedy don, and you won't regret it.               .COMEDY DON .

  An enemy is a distanced friend that you know, A friend is a close enemy that you don't know who watches your mistakes, spying, and waiting for the right time to attack you from the back!!! Please comment, share it with your enemies, click on the like button, follow comedy don, and you won't regret it.         .COMEDY DON.

  They say that America was discovered or founded in the year 1776, making it 245 years old by now. Very funny the country was discovered in 1776 and writers are telling us that the country is 245 years old, what about the 1776 years? If you got to know me at 20 years old and we have been friends for 10 years, how old am I? But not 10 years old, therefore writers give information that will fit in the calculations!!! Please comment, share it with your friends if you find it interesting, click on the like button, follow comedy don, and you won't regret it.       COMEDY DON.

   Never take life too seriously because you will never get out of it alive, and if you think I'm joking ask your ancestors!!!      .COMEDY DON.

people say that it's not safe to drink and drive and that you will never reach  safely, liars. yesterday my friend drove and we reached heaven safely after drinking ten bottles of beer as am writing this, we're seated on the left-hand side of God waiting for our trials and wondering how we made it here!! Because I was seated in the back seat, I also crossed the bridge with him therefore we made it together. Please comment, share it with your friend, click on the like button, follow comedy don, and you won't regret it.          .COMEDY DON.

  The Bible tells us that Jesus will come back for the second time and many believers still waiting! Imagine you're the father you sent your son to an island and he was badly beaten nearly killed, will you ever send him again to that place? That's just your imagination but truly God's only son was beaten and even killed and by those days, there were no weapons like we have today on earth and God is aware of them! Therefore He can't risk again sending His only son to the weaponry earth because this time Jesus won't have a chance for resurrection. Please comment, share it with your friends, click on the like button, follow comedy don, you won't regret it.       .COMEDY DON. 

  Have you ever gone for a medical check-up and the doctor writes you the results? And after receiving the results, you realize that you don't understand what he or she has written? And that again you will need someone to help you translate the results in simple terms for you to understand?  I used to think that doctors also passed through schools just like everybody did. I wonder where do they learn that zig-zag they always write to confuse people who are already confused!!!  Please comment, share it with your friends if you find it interesting, click on the like button, follow comedy don, and you won't regret it.        .COMEDY DON.

  A few  days after the burial of my dear wife, I received a message, it read as follows; "Honey I reached safely in fact, I have just entered my new home a few hours ago! honey am already missing you and when are you coming to visit me? By the way, this is my new number honey". I hope you can guess what I thought and how I felt? The following day I received a call from that very number and when I picked up the call, a lady apologized and said that the message wasn't meant for me, it was meant for her fiance but not me. Please comment, share it with your friends, click on the like button if you find it interesting, follow comedy don, and you won't regret it.     .COMEDY DON.

  A Judge sentenced an ex-police officer to 25 years in prison for shooting a man trying to commit suicide. A man had pointed a gun onto his own head, the officer just rendered help by shooting him! I don't understand why the judge sentenced the ex-officer to prison? still, the man would have died because he was committing suicide. So what crime did the ex-police officer commit? The USA is a very funny country, please comment, share it with your friends if you find it interesting, click on the like button, follow comedy don, and you won't regret it.          .COMEDY DON .

 I no longer hate poverty because I realized that it's one of my family members! Due to a high rate of poverty in my family, one day I asked my parents if one of our ancestors was among the men that killed Jesus? maybe God decided to punish us that way for our involvement in killing His son. Then again I asked them for how long have we been swimming in poverty? For centuries they replied. Then I realized that poverty is a family member to me. Please comment, share it with your friends, click on the like button, follow comedy don, and you won't regret it.     .COMEDY DON .

  Africa is the only stable continent and with stable countries with no changes at all! If you're looking to where you can find changes, that's not Africa because it hates changes. It prefers stability to changes and that's why many African countries have been independent for five and plus decades but no changes have been made, Africa is a land of stability, we hate changes. comment, share, follow, and you won't regret it.            .COMEDY DON.

  What do you understand by the term civilization? And what are the signs or results of civilization according to you? According to my point of view, civilization remains in theories today. Ask me why so? Because it doesn't exist, If a man is sleeping with a fellow man, a woman with a woman, humans having sex with animals, and to some extent, many governments have even legalized having sex with your pets! for example, Canada amongst others. Incest, there are many countries that have already legalized incest example, there're three states that legalized incest  Rhode Island, Ohio, and New Jersey in the USA. Drugs are now in all corners, and we have lost the next generation to drugs. Soon the world will run out of water, we have turned water bodies into dumping sites causing water contamination and leading to unknown diseases. Child sex abuse and if you call that civilization, then I am in the wrong place. Please spread this message to the world by sharing this with your friends,