COMEDY DON

  An alcoholic was knocked by a car and died on the spot then he appeared before God for judgment and the following day he woke up, he was surprised to see that people around him were crying, asking for forgiveness and for help! Then he asked what had happened? or who died? where are my children and wife? Then started mourning for his family! you died and you're in hell said the man seated by his side. He lost two chances in life, to explain himself before God and we all don't know what questions did God ask him and how he answered because he was drunk!!!      .COMEDY DON .

    Usain Bolt trained day and night for five years just to run 9.58 seconds to set a world record in 100 meters in 2009. Please if you find it interesting comment, share it with your friends, click on the like button, follow us, and you won't regret it.       .COMEDY DON.

  Please in the moment of silence let us pray for our brothers and sisters in India, especially to those who have died of Covid-19 and those still in the struggle. Don't give up although we're far away from you, we're together in the fight. You're not alone and you will never walk alone take heart to our brothers and sisters in India. May the almighty God be by your side ---------.       .COMEDY DON ( MUSISI IVAN SSEWAVA)

  An alcoholic was sued in court for the damages he committed while drunk. When the alcoholic entered the court, the judge said to him you have been brought here for drinking! "Let's get started" said the alcoholic.Comment, click like, share this with your friends and groups, follow comedy don and you won't regret it.       .COMEDY DON.

An alcoholic boarded the bus and sits next to a woman, then the woman looked at him from head to toes, and she said to him, you're going to hell. The alcoholic jumps from his seat and started screaming loudly wrong bus, the wrong bus, and then boarded off the bus !         .COMEDY DON .

  A judge in the USA sentenced a man to 5005 years in prison for several robberies and one kidnapping he committed. The judges later discovered that they had gone too far and decided to do something about it, Therefore they reduced the sentence to 1001 years in prison! If you find it interesting please comment, share it with your friends, click on the like button and follow us, and you won't regret it.       .COMEDY DON.

   Money doesn't grow on trees but banks have got branches!! What does that mean? Please if you find it interesting, share it with your friends, comment, click on the like button, and follow us and you won't regret it.   .COMEDY DON.

              Alcohol can't solve any problem but neither milk and water do!                 .COMEDY DON.

 If I will ever need a brain transplant, I would choose yours because I need a brain that had never been used. Please comment, share it with your friends, click on the like button, follow, and you won't regret it.       .COMEDY DON.

Why is it that in Europe, South America, and the USA they have cemetery directors? And to make matters interesting is that directors are appointed from and by the living ones but not from the deads. At least their voices are important here! Please comment, click on the like button, share it with your friends, follow us, and won't regret it.         .COMEDY DON.

  Ask me how come? when I was still a schoolboy, I was punished for not doing homework! I didn't do anything but I was punished. Please comment, click on the like button, share it with your friend, follow us, and you won't regret it.        . COMEDY DON .

  America as a country is full of comedy ask me how? The judges can sentence a teenager to death as a punishment and instead of killing him the next day, no the government will provide him with education, and when he or she gets sick they will still provide medical care for them! It's only in the USA that prisoners will live to their life expectancy while on death row. Please if you find this interesting, comment, share it with your friends or groups, click on the like button, and follow us, and you will never regret it.           . COMEDY DON .

 If you want to kill a man, no effort is required just put a woman in front of him and the job is done. But if you're planning to kill a woman a lot of effort is required like hiring a detective or investigator in order to watch for her moves, hiring a sniper, planning a car crush for her, planning a plane crush for her, and many more others. Killing a woman is very expensive because there are huge investments required than killing a man!            COMEDY DON.

If only eating a fruit resulted in death as a punishment for mankind according to the Bible, Then a question follows what did the animals, birds, fish, and many others eat or did to deserve death as a punishment? Don't tell me that it's still from man !         .COMEDY DON.

It started right from the garden of  Eden when God created man, then He looked around and saw that something was missing in the garden He then created Eve to make his creation complete. Therefore I wish a happy women's day to all ladies around the world. And thanks for being there for us at all costs.      . COMEDY DON .

    Towards my wedding, I discovered that a suit was costing 1500 dollars very expensive in my country and when  I checked the cost of suits in Milan it was cheaper there. So I decide to travel to Milan, I bought air tickets to and flow for 650 dollars, on my arrival I checked in the hotel for 250 dollars a night, my dinner and breakfast cost me 270 dollars, and finally, I bought a suit at the cost of 1250 dollars. And I saved 250 dollars. It's good to study economics, wait you can now call me a genius! Please if you find this interesting, share, click on the like button, comment and most of all follow us and you will not regret it .          . COMEDY DON.

       A man was accused of killing three people in a homicide and at the end of the hearing of his case, all the three judges concluded that he was guilty. He was sentenced to three life sentences plus 90 years! This guy is very lucky because he has a lot to see just imagine three life sentences plus 90 years, how I wish I was him! I don't just understand the American judges what kind of books do they read? Please comment, share, click on the like button if you find it interesting, and most of all follow us you won't regret it.        .COMEDY DON.

 Smile and the world will smile with you. Laugh and they will think that you're on drugs or you have mental problems!!!        .COMEDY DON.

 Africa is backward not because we have no brains, but because we lack leaders/ presidents! Africa has more sellers/businessmen than presidents. Men who are willing and ready to sell our continent. The continent has few presidents but plenty of businessmen.            .COMEDY DON.          

I have traveled to many countries and I haven't seen a stable govern ment but whenever I want to see how a stable government looks like, I have to travel back to Africa! Because that's where governments have been in existence for a long time, with no changes, making them stable!!! Please if you find our blog interesting, comment, click on the like button, share it, and follow us and believe me you won't regret it.    .COMEDY DON.