COMEDY DON

       A man was accused of killing three people in a homicide and at the end of the hearing of his case, all the three judges concluded that he was guilty. He was sentenced to three life sentences plus 90 years! This guy is very lucky because he has a lot to see just imagine three life sentences plus 90 years, how I wish I was him! I don't just understand the American judges what kind of books do they read? Please comment, share, click on the like button if you find it interesting, and most of all follow us you won't regret it.        .COMEDY DON.

 Smile and the world will smile with you. Laugh and they will think that you're on drugs or you have mental problems!!!        .COMEDY DON.

 Africa is backward not because we have no brains, but because we lack leaders/ presidents! Africa has more sellers/businessmen than presidents. Men who are willing and ready to sell our continent. The continent has few presidents but plenty of businessmen.            .COMEDY DON.          

I have traveled to many countries and I haven't seen a stable govern ment but whenever I want to see how a stable government looks like, I have to travel back to Africa! Because that's where governments have been in existence for a long time, with no changes, making them stable!!! Please if you find our blog interesting, comment, click on the like button, share it, and follow us and believe me you won't regret it.    .COMEDY DON.

 Today me and my family we thank God for improving our economical status. We used to be the poorest family in my village but today things have changed, we are the second poorest family in the village! At least now we have somebody to compare ourselves to.         .COMEDY DON.

 Be calm in this world and you will never have problems with anybody! Liar, what did Jesus do to deserve such beating, or maybe John the baptist did something bad that made the princess demand his head be presented to her on a tray!        . COMEDY DON .

  There is also comedy in the companies that produce poisons!    An expiry date is written on each pack of poison. So what happens when it expires? will it be more or less dangerous?        .COMEDY DON .

 Don't steal, don't cheat, don't lie, no corruption. The government hates competitions!!            .COMEDY DON.

 The US president contracted with COVID-19! Where was the secret service? their job is to protect and defend the president from any attack. And how did it penetrate the secret service? If a known enemy could attack the US president, then what about the unknown enemies? Improvements are needed in the secret service.             .COMEDY DON.

  Drunkard men are always careful while crossing roads, They look left and right to avoid cars and bikes, then look up to avoid planes, They look down to avoid booms and landmines, then look back and front to avoid kidnappers and thieves, finally hold their bottles tightly and walk zig-zag to avoid bullets.       .COMEDY DON.

 These are creatures that cut trees, make papers, and then write  "Save trees"  on them. very funny creatures.          .COMEDY DON .

  Sometimes I wonder what kind of books do American judges read because it's only in America that somebody can live up to 150, 200, and 500 years in prison or even two to three life sentences in prison! My dream is to find myself in American prison because there I have a chance of a long life expectancy.       .COMEDY DON.

Meaning of I'm finished? That's when a snake enters your house, you close all your house doors so as you can kill it. Then suddenly electricity goes off! And finally, you are finished.   .COMEDY DON.

 Иду вечером с работы как ни в чем не бывало , вдруг слышу вой сирен и подойдя ближе клубы черного дыма с нашего дома. Залетаю домой переживаю о жене спросил ее что произошло , она в ответ мне сказала что смотрела видио на ютубе и случайно нажала на рекламу готовим дома))       .КОМЕДИЯ ДОН . 

With family planning, I learned a lot about child spacing. I have five children from five different mothers and living in different countries . And that's what we call family planning .          .COMEDY DON.

  Being drunk is like childhood because everyone remembers what you did, except you the victim!           .COMEDY DON.

 The wife was dreaming at night and suddenly started shouting: get up quickly! my husband is back, man gets up, jumps out through the window, hurts himself, And then he realized that he's the husband.              .COMEDY DON.              

  Two men had a conversation: the first man my wife, she just an angel, the Second man your so lucky mine is still alive! . COMEDY DON.

  Valentine died for love, Romeo died for love, Jack in the Titanic died for love, Samson in the Bible also died for love,  The Greek heroes Hercules and Achilles died for love and finally Jesus also died for the love he had for humans. In the above-mentioned love heroes, there is no single woman! where are they? And yet they preach love all the time. Guys stop buying gifts for ladies on Valentine's day because they have not proved how far they can go when it comes to love. Ladies am just joking, you're the centre of love.                                .COMEDY DON.

 One day I found condoms in my wife's bag and when I asked what was it for? for my customers she answered! The following day I filed for divorce because I thought she worked as-----!, after the divorce, I chewed on my mental cud over and over again then I realized that she worked as a gynecologist. Thanks for reading, please, comment, like, and subscribe to comedy don and you won't miss our future jokes.          .COMEDY DON.