COMEDY DON

  I was in the bank today, I coughed and received VIP attention from both the clients and the bank staff. In five years I haven't received search attention. After coughing, I turned and raised my head and nobody was there including the bank staff.      .COMEDY BLOG.

As we were flying from Nigeria to Kenya, one passenger coughed and panic started among passengers. We asked the pilot to do something about it and before we knew it the pilot was nowhere to be seen, that's how we landed safely in our graves. Please don't include us among those who died of coronavirus.     .COMEDY BLOG.

Поступили новые таблетки в продажу от коронавируса. название: Сидисукадома состав: содержит 200млг Фуфломицын и хулинам.      .COMEDY BLOG.

Поступили новые таблетки в продажу от коронавируса. название: Сидисукадома состав: содержит 200млг Фуфломицын и хулинам.                                                                                             

A man goes to the hospital for medical checkups. Doctor: I have both good and bad news for you. which one should I start with? Man: With good news. Doctor: Your coronavirus negative, but HIV positive. Man: This calls for celebrations,thank God .     . COMEDY BLOG.

In the bank entered two men in medical clothes and masks, panic began, and then they declared that it was a bank robbery and everyone calmed down. One old woman said thank God it's not about coronavirus.                                                                                   .COMEDY BLOG.

A man stepped on a landmine and started shouting for help but couldn't see anybody to help him. He saw a big stone in a distance,  he decided to go for the stone so that he could replace it with his leg stepping on a landmine. He woke up in Heaven, thanks for reading, please comment, subscribe to our blog and you will not miss our future jokes .                                                                                                    .COMEDY BLOG.

The Bible says God created man in his own image and I doubt that because if you have a look at me then you will realize that am not in God's image. I'm so ugly that in school, I have a separate class because the school fears that I'll scare other students. I am so lucky that where ever I go, I'm attended to first. Thanks for reading, please comment and subscribe to our blog and you won't miss our next jokes.                                                                                                                                                                      .COMEDY BLOG. 

The driver died peacefully without knowing what had happened (Because he was drunk) but not like his passengers who died screaming in pain in his car. Thanks for reading, please comment and subscribe to our blog and you will not miss our future jokes.                 .COMEDY DON.                                                  

Man meets Jesus in a private meeting and had a conversation with Him!!!  Man:  People are waiting for you, when are you coming back?   Jesus:  Tell them to stop waiting for me because I'm not coming back.  Man:  why?  Jesus:  Because I was badly beaten. Can I show you the scars on my back? just imagine I didn't do anything wrong to anybody but I was beaten and killed. And by then people had no weapons like you have today. So if I come back this time I'll be destroyed completely and I'll have no chance for resurrection.  Man:  So what should I tell the people? Then he wakes up, dreams are not good sometimes. Thanks for reading, please share, like, comment, and subscribe to our blog and you won't miss our future jokes.         .COMEDY DON.                                 

If you suspect that your wife is cheating you, you don't need to ask her about it. There is a very cheap way to find out with whom and how is she cheating on you? Just knock your neighbor's door and start insulting your neighbor's wife and tell her to stop cheating on her husband then in return she will download all stories about your wife. Thanks for reading, please comment, subscribe to our blog and you will not miss laughing with us.                                                      .COMEDY DON.

I nfections or diseases like swine flu, cow flu, and bird flu are killing humans in Europe, the USA, Asia, and Latin America but not in Africa. In Africa, people eat domestic animals and birds that suffer from swine flu and bird flu and nothing happens to them. In fact, we Africans die of serious diseases .                                                                                                             .COMEDY DON .

When Africans are praying, everybody in the church is shouting so God is confused enough to understand what they are praying or asking for. While Europeans pray quietly and God understands them.                                                                                                                     .COMEDY DON.

It's no longer news a dog biting a human being but it's great news when a man bites a dog.                                                                                              .COMEDY DON.

Girlfriend is an addition of problems, subtraction of cash, multiplication of enemies, and finally division of relatives and friends. Give in ready luxuries (GIRL).               .COMEDY DON.                                                                                

You become a womanizer, you acquire STDs. You decide to spend your cash in alcohol, the liver and kidney are affected or damaged. You decide to smoke, then lungs are affected. You decide to spend your cash on purchasing sports cars and other cars, cause accidents and then death. You decide to spend your time on the Internet, then you spoil your eyes. You decide to listen to music, then your ears are affected. which part of our body are we going to use in order to enjoy our cash?  For me, I came up with a solution which sleeping. I have never heard that somebody died of sleeping.                                                 . COMEDY DON.

Our home became very busy due to the people who were coming in to see what my parents have given birth to. I became a tourist attractor and our lives changed positively because tourists were paying to see me( ugly baby born part three). thanks for reading, please comment, subscribe and you will not miss our joke.                                                                                                                                                         .  COMEDY DON.

After several days in the hospital, my parents carried me home. On reaching home, neighbours came to see the new born baby and what i could hear was people saying God forbid and a question, Are you sure there was no misplacement of children in the hospital?           .COMEDY DON.

Interviewer:  Usain what makes you the best runner?  Usain:  My enemy helps me to be the best runner.  Interviewer:  What do you mean? Usain:  Have you ever been chased by poverty? Interviewer:   No. Usain:  When poverty is chasing you, you will run like me or even faster.            .COMEDY DON.

Africans are the best runners, do you know why? it's because poverty has been chasing them for centuries and therefore they have learned how to create a gap between them and poverty. In Europe running is a game while in Africa, running is just escaping from poverty.                           .COMEDY DON.