COMEDY DON

It's no longer news a dog biting a human being but it's great news when a man bites a dog.                                                                                              .COMEDY DON.

Girlfriend is an addition of problems, subtraction of cash, multiplication of enemies, and finally division of relatives and friends. Give in ready luxuries (GIRL).               .COMEDY DON.                                                                                

You become a womanizer, you acquire STDs. You decide to spend your cash in alcohol, the liver and kidney are affected or damaged. You decide to smoke, then lungs are affected. You decide to spend your cash on purchasing sports cars and other cars, cause accidents and then death. You decide to spend your time on the Internet, then you spoil your eyes. You decide to listen to music, then your ears are affected. which part of our body are we going to use in order to enjoy our cash?  For me, I came up with a solution which sleeping. I have never heard that somebody died of sleeping.                                                 . COMEDY DON.

Our home became very busy due to the people who were coming in to see what my parents have given birth to. I became a tourist attractor and our lives changed positively because tourists were paying to see me( ugly baby born part three). thanks for reading, please comment, subscribe and you will not miss our joke.                                                                                                                                                         .  COMEDY DON.

After several days in the hospital, my parents carried me home. On reaching home, neighbours came to see the new born baby and what i could hear was people saying God forbid and a question, Are you sure there was no misplacement of children in the hospital?           .COMEDY DON.

Interviewer:  Usain what makes you the best runner?  Usain:  My enemy helps me to be the best runner.  Interviewer:  What do you mean? Usain:  Have you ever been chased by poverty? Interviewer:   No. Usain:  When poverty is chasing you, you will run like me or even faster.            .COMEDY DON.

Africans are the best runners, do you know why? it's because poverty has been chasing them for centuries and therefore they have learned how to create a gap between them and poverty. In Europe running is a game while in Africa, running is just escaping from poverty.                           .COMEDY DON.

On the day I was born two things happened,  first, my mother didn't recognize me and finally, when my father came to the hospital he looked at me in different directions and asked, honey what's this you gave birth to? I'm sorry darling I can't tell answered my mother.   Thanks for reading please comment and subscribe to our blog and you will not miss laughing with us.             .COMEDY DON.

Friends you have plays a big role in your future, mine is brighter because of the friends I have. And these are my friends: Joe works as a coffin maker, Jacobs works as a gravedigger, Melina works as a funeral mourner, and mac works as a tomb decorator. I wish you could have such friends like mine, I'm blessed. Thanks for reading my series, please comment, subscribe to our blog and you will not miss laughing with us .             . COMEDY DON.

A teacher entered the classroom and found two students arguing about the evolution of man. Then he asked the students, how man came into existence?  A white student answered God created man from the sand. A black student answered, man, evolved from a monkey family.  Teacher, you are all right depending on the surrounding circumstances. Thanks for reading, please comment, subscribe and you will not miss our comedy series.      . COMEDY DON.

As I was walking on the streets of my city, I met a child,  then a man, then a rastaman, then a drug addict, then a mad man, and finally I recalled that all these guys were made in God's image.      COMEDY DON

The other time I visited a game park, I witnessed a fight,  a Lion fighting a Tiger, then a Puma joined, then Cheetah, Leopard, Jaguar, liger, Snow leopard, Black panther, Feline, Smilodon, Caracal, Clouded leopard, Wildcat, Serval, Siamese, Leopard cat, margay and finally the Cat joined the fight. But if you too think that it was a fight then your wrong. it was a family meeting. Please comment, subscribe to our blog and you will not miss laughing.          .COMEDY DON.

A true liar convinces the entire courtroom including the judge, and the case is judged based on his lies. And to make matters worse he's paid for that, I'm sorry guys I meant lawyer.                       . COMEDY DON .

One day God came to the garden of Eden and surprisingly He met the devil in the garden. God: What are you doing in my garden? devil: I was invited. God: invited, by who? devil: By your so-called children. God: How do you convince my children to become your followers? devil: Hahaha. devil: Not me but them convincing me to become their follower.         . COMEDY DON.

Eve: do you love me? Adam: yes I love you, dear. Eve: why do you love me? Adam: because you're a bone of my bone Eve: Have you ever cheated on me? Adam:.....................................

I used to ask myself as to why women like being in the kitchen than anywhere in the house? until I came to know that all weapons or tools are kept in the kitchen for example knives, frying pans, folks, gas, and many others. So in case of a war, they are prepared.

Judge.you will be judged according to the quantity of your crime. Thief one. I stole one matchbox. Judge. you're hereby sentenced to 29 years in prison with hard labor. Thief two. I stole a tray of eggs. Judge. you're hereby sentenced to thirty years in prison with light labor. Thief three. I stole one car. Judge. you're hereby sentenced to one year in prison.                                                                                 COMEDY  DON 

1. Son asked his father, how people came into existence? 2, Father, God created  Adam and Eve then later they had their children. 1. Son, oh thanks Daddy now I know. 2.Ok, son. 1. Son now went and asked his mother the same question. 3. mother answered people evaluated from a monkey family. 1. Son returns to his father and asked daddy why did you lie to me? 2. father, about what? 1.Son, about how people came into existence? 1. Son, mom said that people evolved from a monkey family. 2. Father, oh she was telling you about her family's evolution.      Thanks for reading, please comment, subscribe and you will not miss a joke from us.                                                                                                  .Comedy Don.

Mom. I have a perfect and responsible daughter. Friend. Does she smoke? Mom. No, she doesn't smoke. Friend. Does she drink alcohol?  Mom. No, she doesn't drink at all. Friend. Her boyfriend is very lucky. Mom. She has no boyfriend yet. Friend.  As she ever came home late? Mom. No, if she's to go out, I always go with her. Friend. You really have a good daughter. Mom. Yes, I do. Friend. I wish she could be my daughter-inlaw. Mom. You will have to wait for the next 18 years. Friend. What do you mean? Mom. Because she is only six months old.  Thanks for reading, please comment and subscribe to our blog and you will never miss a joke from us.                                                                     .COMEDY DON.

Wife: you men are lucky. Husband: what do you mean baby? Wife:  men don't have to carry the pregnancy. Husband:  you women carry a pregnancy for only nine months and your complaining. Wife:  what do you mean baby? Husband: we men carry pregnancies all our lives. Thanks for reading, please comment and subscribe to our blog and you will never miss laughing with us.   COMEDY BLOG.