COMEDY DON

On the day I was born two things happened,  first, my mother didn't recognize me and finally, when my father came to the hospital he looked at me in different directions and asked, honey what's this you gave birth to? I'm sorry darling I can't tell answered my mother.   Thanks for reading please comment and subscribe to our blog and you will not miss laughing with us.             .COMEDY DON.

Friends you have plays a big role in your future, mine is brighter because of the friends I have. And these are my friends: Joe works as a coffin maker, Jacobs works as a gravedigger, Melina works as a funeral mourner, and mac works as a tomb decorator. I wish you could have such friends like mine, I'm blessed. Thanks for reading my series, please comment, subscribe to our blog and you will not miss laughing with us .             . COMEDY DON.

A teacher entered the classroom and found two students arguing about the evolution of man. Then he asked the students, how man came into existence?  A white student answered God created man from the sand. A black student answered, man, evolved from a monkey family.  Teacher, you are all right depending on the surrounding circumstances. Thanks for reading, please comment, subscribe and you will not miss our comedy series.      . COMEDY DON.

As I was walking on the streets of my city, I met a child,  then a man, then a rastaman, then a drug addict, then a mad man, and finally I recalled that all these guys were made in God's image.      COMEDY DON

The other time I visited a game park, I witnessed a fight,  a Lion fighting a Tiger, then a Puma joined, then Cheetah, Leopard, Jaguar, liger, Snow leopard, Black panther, Feline, Smilodon, Caracal, Clouded leopard, Wildcat, Serval, Siamese, Leopard cat, margay and finally the Cat joined the fight. But if you too think that it was a fight then your wrong. it was a family meeting. Please comment, subscribe to our blog and you will not miss laughing.          .COMEDY DON.

A true liar convinces the entire courtroom including the judge, and the case is judged based on his lies. And to make matters worse he's paid for that, I'm sorry guys I meant lawyer.                       . COMEDY DON .

One day God came to the garden of Eden and surprisingly He met the devil in the garden. God: What are you doing in my garden? devil: I was invited. God: invited, by who? devil: By your so-called children. God: How do you convince my children to become your followers? devil: Hahaha. devil: Not me but them convincing me to become their follower.         . COMEDY DON.

Eve: do you love me? Adam: yes I love you, dear. Eve: why do you love me? Adam: because you're a bone of my bone Eve: Have you ever cheated on me? Adam:.....................................

I used to ask myself as to why women like being in the kitchen than anywhere in the house? until I came to know that all weapons or tools are kept in the kitchen for example knives, frying pans, folks, gas, and many others. So in case of a war, they are prepared.

Judge.you will be judged according to the quantity of your crime. Thief one. I stole one matchbox. Judge. you're hereby sentenced to 29 years in prison with hard labor. Thief two. I stole a tray of eggs. Judge. you're hereby sentenced to thirty years in prison with light labor. Thief three. I stole one car. Judge. you're hereby sentenced to one year in prison.                                                                                 COMEDY  DON 

1. Son asked his father, how people came into existence? 2, Father, God created  Adam and Eve then later they had their children. 1. Son, oh thanks Daddy now I know. 2.Ok, son. 1. Son now went and asked his mother the same question. 3. mother answered people evaluated from a monkey family. 1. Son returns to his father and asked daddy why did you lie to me? 2. father, about what? 1.Son, about how people came into existence? 1. Son, mom said that people evolved from a monkey family. 2. Father, oh she was telling you about her family's evolution.      Thanks for reading, please comment, subscribe and you will not miss a joke from us.                                                                                                  .Comedy Don.

Mom. I have a perfect and responsible daughter. Friend. Does she smoke? Mom. No, she doesn't smoke. Friend. Does she drink alcohol?  Mom. No, she doesn't drink at all. Friend. Her boyfriend is very lucky. Mom. She has no boyfriend yet. Friend.  As she ever came home late? Mom. No, if she's to go out, I always go with her. Friend. You really have a good daughter. Mom. Yes, I do. Friend. I wish she could be my daughter-inlaw. Mom. You will have to wait for the next 18 years. Friend. What do you mean? Mom. Because she is only six months old.  Thanks for reading, please comment and subscribe to our blog and you will never miss a joke from us.                                                                     .COMEDY DON.

Wife: you men are lucky. Husband: what do you mean baby? Wife:  men don't have to carry the pregnancy. Husband:  you women carry a pregnancy for only nine months and your complaining. Wife:  what do you mean baby? Husband: we men carry pregnancies all our lives. Thanks for reading, please comment and subscribe to our blog and you will never miss laughing with us.   COMEDY BLOG.

I have searched for a wife for centuries but failed to get one, now I'm looking for a concubine maybe this time I'll be lucky. Thanks for reading, comment, subscribe to our blog and you will not miss laughing with us.                                                                                                                      .Comedy Don .

Marriage is an institution where only the woman is the beneficiary and while the man is the loser.please comment, subscribe to our blog and you will not miss laughing with us.                                                           .Comedy Don.

By the time man becomes wise enough to watch his foot steps, he is too old to go anywhere. please comment, subscribe to our blog and you will not miss to laugh with us.                                                                          .Comedy Don.

Football is the most funniest sport in the world, do you know why? It's because twenty mature men chases one ball, two standing in the goal posts doing nothing.And to make it more funny that's when the goalkeeper uses his  hands to catch the ball but it's called football.                                                                                                                       .Comedy Don.

One day a business man comes home and finds his wife crying, he asked honey why are you crying? i hardly see you home dear answered the wife. I'll take more photos so that you can look at them when I'm away said the business man.Thanks for reading, please comment, subscribe and you will not miss to laugh with us.                                                                                                                                                                            .Comedy Don.

As I was walking through my city, I came across a signpost that read, " If you don't know how to read and write please call this number". To whom is the signpost addressed to? Please comment, subscribe and you will not Miss our jokes to come .

In order to make a million-dollar, you need to have a million-dollar first. Thanks for reading, comment, subscribe and you will never a joke.    Comedy Blog.