COMEDY DON

As I was walking on the streets of my city, I met a child,  then a man, then a rastaman, then a drug addict, then a mad man, and finally I recalled that all these guys were made in God's image.      COMEDY DON

The other time I visited a game park, I witnessed a fight,  a Lion fighting a Tiger, then a Puma joined, then Cheetah, Leopard, Jaguar, liger, Snow leopard, Black panther, Feline, Smilodon, Caracal, Clouded leopard, Wildcat, Serval, Siamese, Leopard cat, margay and finally the Cat joined the fight. But if you too think that it was a fight then your wrong. it was a family meeting. Please comment, subscribe to our blog and you will not miss laughing.          .COMEDY DON.

A true liar convinces the entire courtroom including the judge, and the case is judged based on his lies. And to make matters worse he's paid for that, I'm sorry guys I meant lawyer.                       . COMEDY DON .

One day God came to the garden of Eden and surprisingly He met the devil in the garden. God: What are you doing in my garden? devil: I was invited. God: invited, by who? devil: By your so-called children. God: How do you convince my children to become your followers? devil: Hahaha. devil: Not me but them convincing me to become their follower.         . COMEDY DON.

Eve: do you love me? Adam: yes I love you, dear. Eve: why do you love me? Adam: because you're a bone of my bone Eve: Have you ever cheated on me? Adam:.....................................

I used to ask myself as to why women like being in the kitchen than anywhere in the house? until I came to know that all weapons or tools are kept in the kitchen for example knives, frying pans, folks, gas, and many others. So in case of a war, they are prepared.

Judge.you will be judged according to the quantity of your crime. Thief one. I stole one matchbox. Judge. you're hereby sentenced to 29 years in prison with hard labor. Thief two. I stole a tray of eggs. Judge. you're hereby sentenced to thirty years in prison with light labor. Thief three. I stole one car. Judge. you're hereby sentenced to one year in prison.                                                                                 COMEDY  DON