COMEDY DON

I used to ask myself as to why women like being in the kitchen than anywhere in the house? until I came to know that all weapons or tools are kept in the kitchen for example knives, frying pans, folks, gas, and many others. So in case of a war, they are prepared.

Judge.you will be judged according to the quantity of your crime. Thief one. I stole one matchbox. Judge. you're hereby sentenced to 29 years in prison with hard labor. Thief two. I stole a tray of eggs. Judge. you're hereby sentenced to thirty years in prison with light labor. Thief three. I stole one car. Judge. you're hereby sentenced to one year in prison.                                                                                 COMEDY  DON 

1. Son asked his father, how people came into existence? 2, Father, God created  Adam and Eve then later they had their children. 1. Son, oh thanks Daddy now I know. 2.Ok, son. 1. Son now went and asked his mother the same question. 3. mother answered people evaluated from a monkey family. 1. Son returns to his father and asked daddy why did you lie to me? 2. father, about what? 1.Son, about how people came into existence? 1. Son, mom said that people evolved from a monkey family. 2. Father, oh she was telling you about her family's evolution.      Thanks for reading, please comment, subscribe and you will not miss a joke from us.                                                                                                  .Comedy Don.

Mom. I have a perfect and responsible daughter. Friend. Does she smoke? Mom. No, she doesn't smoke. Friend. Does she drink alcohol?  Mom. No, she doesn't drink at all. Friend. Her boyfriend is very lucky. Mom. She has no boyfriend yet. Friend.  As she ever came home late? Mom. No, if she's to go out, I always go with her. Friend. You really have a good daughter. Mom. Yes, I do. Friend. I wish she could be my daughter-inlaw. Mom. You will have to wait for the next 18 years. Friend. What do you mean? Mom. Because she is only six months old.  Thanks for reading, please comment and subscribe to our blog and you will never miss a joke from us.                                                                     .COMEDY DON.

Wife: you men are lucky. Husband: what do you mean baby? Wife:  men don't have to carry the pregnancy. Husband:  you women carry a pregnancy for only nine months and your complaining. Wife:  what do you mean baby? Husband: we men carry pregnancies all our lives. Thanks for reading, please comment and subscribe to our blog and you will never miss laughing with us.   COMEDY BLOG.

I have searched for a wife for centuries but failed to get one, now I'm looking for a concubine maybe this time I'll be lucky. Thanks for reading, comment, subscribe to our blog and you will not miss laughing with us.                                                                                                                      .Comedy Don .

Marriage is an institution where only the woman is the beneficiary and while the man is the loser.please comment, subscribe to our blog and you will not miss laughing with us.                                                           .Comedy Don.

By the time man becomes wise enough to watch his foot steps, he is too old to go anywhere. please comment, subscribe to our blog and you will not miss to laugh with us.                                                                          .Comedy Don.

Football is the most funniest sport in the world, do you know why? It's because twenty mature men chases one ball, two standing in the goal posts doing nothing.And to make it more funny that's when the goalkeeper uses his  hands to catch the ball but it's called football.                                                                                                                       .Comedy Don.

One day a business man comes home and finds his wife crying, he asked honey why are you crying? i hardly see you home dear answered the wife. I'll take more photos so that you can look at them when I'm away said the business man.Thanks for reading, please comment, subscribe and you will not miss to laugh with us.                                                                                                                                                                            .Comedy Don.

As I was walking through my city, I came across a signpost that read, " If you don't know how to read and write please call this number". To whom is the signpost addressed to? Please comment, subscribe and you will not Miss our jokes to come .

In order to make a million-dollar, you need to have a million-dollar first. Thanks for reading, comment, subscribe and you will never a joke.    Comedy Blog.

Who is a lawyer? a person who tells lies to the judge and the entire court. A lawyer is a criminal who defends criminals in the court of law. A lawyer is a true liar. Thanks for reading please comment, subscribe and you will not miss laughing with me.                                                                                                               COMEDY DON

I have enough clothes, enough shoes, enough cars, enough sex, enough cash on my bank account, I have made enough tours, therefore, I don't need anything more said a woman!          .COMEDY DON.

If a woman finds out that her husband is cheating her with another woman, it pains her, But how does she feel when the husband is cheating her with a man?

Centuries ago slave traders traveled to Africa for goods, shipped them to Europe and America. And slave masters could go to the slavery market to buy slaves. Today the process is simple and cheaper not as before, embassies have been put in place where slaves buy visas and air tickets by themselves and fly to the lands of slavery to serve as slaves. Thanks for reading, please comment, subscribe and you will not miss laughing with me.                                                   Comedy Blog.

A  man knocks on different doors in the neighborhood asking for help to pass the night there but all of them rejected him. Finally, he knocks on the last door and a woman opens it, he asks her, woman please help me I have knocked all doors in this neighborhood and no one seems to help me. please can I pass a night here, come in please we have been waiting for you, children please come and help me to carry your father to bed again is drunk.                                          Comedy Don.

This happened during the war period, two soldiers were running after another because fighter jets were bombing everywhere. One soldier asked his colleague how many jets are bombing us? if you want to know then stop running and start counting them answered the colleague. please comment, subscribe and you will not miss laughing with me.                                                                                                                      Comedy Don.

A grandma seated at a roadside selling apples.  Buyer: How much are you selling your apples grandma?  Grandma: Two dollars a kilogram. Buyer: How many kilograms remaining with you?  Grandma: Five-kilograms.  Buyer:- I'm buying all.  Grand ma : No  i can't sell all  of them to you. Buyer: Why?  Grand ma : Because nothing will be left for me to sell tomorrow! Thanks for reading, please comment, subscribe to my blog and you will always laugh with  me.                                                                                       .COMEDY DON.

Americans and  Europeans like taking tours or vacations to the following countries Pakistan, Qatar, Bangladesh, Iran, India, Egypt, Mongolia, Bahrain, and others. Do you know why? It's because they want to experience how to live in a very dirty country or environment. They are living in clean cities or environment so they looking for something new or adventure.                                                              Comedy Don.