COMEDY DON

Who remembers Kaka? He's a former Brazilian footballer. His wife divorced him and when she was asked as to why she divorced Kaka?  He was too perfect for me, she replied! What do women need in life? Reply me in comments. Please comment, share this with your friends and groups, click like, follow comedy don, and you won't regret it.                         . COMEDY DON.

Have you ever asked yourself this question? Why do you save money in the bank and yet money is being printed everyday? I need answers, Please comment, share this with your friends and groups, click like, follow comedy don and you won't regret it.             .COMEDY DON .

     Marriage is like having a tv set with satelite, meaning you have many channels to watch but you're only allowed to watch one channel, that's marriage.   Marriage is like having a radio with many radio stations but you can only listen to one only. Please comment, share this with your friends and groups, click like, follow comedy and you won't regret it.         . COMEDY DON .

The only married couple that ever enjoyed their marriage was Adam and Eve! Do you know why? because there were no side chicks, no other men and no mothers in-law.Please comment, click like, share this with your friends and groups, follow comedy don and you won't regret it.                    . COMEDY DON .

Women say that they only need care,affection,support and honesty from men! Just put only the first letters together from the above four words,   Care=C,  Affection=A , Support=S , Honesty=H    C+A+S+H = CASH, That's what women are looking for from men!!! Please comment, share this with your friends and groups, click like, follow comedy and you won't regret it.         .. COMEDY DON .

  As you're dying, a new child is born! As you're divorcing, someone is just getting married! As you're laughing, some people are crying! As some people are enjoying and dying of poverty, someone is spending millions of cash! As you're lying in your sickbed, someone is healthy out there! As you're being fired from your job, someone has just been hired! As you're being released from prison, somebody has just been setenced to prison! Please comment, share this with your friends and groups, click like, follow comedy don and you won't regret it .            . COMEDY DON.  

 A man was jailed for five years for failure to pay child support. After serving his sentence through D.N.A. he discovered that he's not the biological father to the child in question!! And when the jury asked the woman whether she was aware or not? Aware, replied the woman!! Please comment, share this with your friends and groups, click like, follow comedy and you won't regret it.          .COMEDY DON .

 A friend of mine snatched a married woman from her husband, married her. But today I met him crying and complaining that his closely friend had snatched his wife from him! What you do to others will definitely come back to you. Please comment, share this with your friends and groups, click like, follow comedy don, and you won't regret it.                  .COMEDY DON.

 Imagine to print money , you need to spend money! Is it meaningful or it's a scam? Please comment, share this with your friends and groups, click like, follow comedy don, and you won't regret it.          . COMEDY DON .

   Wife and husband were on safari or on a trip observing wild animals.     Wife: see even a lion is better than you.       Husband:  what do you mean?      Wife: since we came here I have noticed the lion having sex several time.       Husband: asked the park ranger, how many times does a lion mates in a day? Upto fifty          times a day, replied the park ranger!      Wife:  this lioness is lucky.     Husband: does a lion mate the same lioness for fifty times? No, with different lionesses, replied the park ranger!! I left them fighting,  Please comment, share this with your friends and groups, click like, follow comedy don, and you won't regret it           .COMEDY DON. .