COMEDY DON

   Wife and husband were on safari or on a trip observing wild animals.     Wife: see even a lion is better than you.       Husband:  what do you mean?      Wife: since we came here I have noticed the lion having sex several time.       Husband: asked the park ranger, how many times does a lion mates in a day? Upto fifty          times a day, replied the park ranger!      Wife:  this lioness is lucky.     Husband: does a lion mate the same lioness for fifty times? No, with different lionesses, replied the park ranger!! I left them fighting,  Please comment, share this with your friends and groups, click like, follow comedy don, and you won't regret it           .COMEDY DON. .         

 After too much drinking of alcohol yesterday, I gave my mobile telephone to a woman seated next to me to write and save her number to my phonebook, So that we can meet next time for further relationship. Instead of the woman saving her number, the next thing I heard was a bottle breaking on my head. Then the following day I discovered that the woman who was seated next to me while drinking yesterday was my wife!!Please comment, share this with your friends and groups, click like, follow comedy don, and you won't regret it.          . COMEDY DON .  

  Don't drink and drive, yet bars and restaurants do own parking spaces,car parks or car lots!! So what are those car spaces for? Humans are very funny seriously, please comment, share this with your friends and groups, click like, follow comedy don and you won't regret           .COMEDY DON .

  Why do I think that education is a scam? Imagine you have some money then you decide to use it to pay for your tuition fees through university or college. Then, after graduation, you start searching for a job to earn money!!! This doesn't make sense at all! Please comment, share this with your friends and groups, click like if you find it interesting, follow Comedy Don and you won't regret it.                . COMEDY DON .

 For example, the iPhone Max Pro 15 is 1200 dollars while the sim card prices range from 7 to 12 dollars for a sim card. Without a sim card your iPhone or any mobile telephone is useless, let at least the prices for sim cards rise to 1000 dollars for a sim card, believe me, people will start thinking before buying expensive phones!! Please comment, share this with your friends and groups, click like, and follow Comedy Don and you won't regret it.               . COMEDY DON .

My ex-wife divorced me because I had cheated on her, today she's a side chick to a married man with seven children. This life is not balanced, Please comment, click like, share this with your friends and groups, and follow comedy don and you won't regret i t.                   . COMEDY DON .

Imagine humans have not developed and fully explored the planet Earth, yet they are exploring and developing other planets. For example, Elon Musk is planning by 2050 to have the first one million settlers (people) on Mars! This life is unbalanced, please comment, click like, share this with your friends and groups, and follow comedy don and you won't regret it .               . COMEDY DON.

 Imagine prisoners are given shelter, food, water, clothing, bed sheets, mattresses, and medical treatment when they get sick, some even have television sets in their cells, and they are given time to play in their loved games. While homeless people nothing is given to them, meaning homelessness is more than a crime! Please comment, share this with your friends and groups, click like, and follow Comedy Don and you won't regret it .              . COMEDY DON.

  The following are the signs of madness: Dancing without music! Running when nobody is chasing you!! Laughing when others are crying! Borrowing money when you have cash in your bank account!! Introspective/ talking to yourself!! Admiring people's wives when you have a wife at home!! Praying for long live when you're poor!! Please comment, share this with your friends and groups, click like, follow comedy don and you won't regret it.        .COMEDY DON .

  In real life there are four kinds/ types of men, and these are; - Gift from God. -Not fish and not meat! - God, why?  -God forbid! Please in comments ladies tell us where your man falls from the above kinds of men , share this with your friends and groups, click like, follow comedy don and you won't regret it.          . COMEDY DON.