THIS LIFE IS NOT BALANCESD!!!

 Imagine prisoners are given shelter, food, water, clothing, bed sheets, mattresses, and medical treatment when they get sick, some even have television sets in their cells, and they are given time to play in their loved games. While homeless people nothing is given to them, meaning homelessness is more than a crime! Please comment, share this with your friends and groups, click like, and follow Comedy Don and you won't regret it

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SIGNS OF MADNESS!!!

 The following are the signs of madness:

Dancing without music!

Running when nobody is chasing you!!

Laughing when others are crying!

Borrowing money when you have cash in your bank account!!

Introspective/ talking to yourself!!

Admiring people's wives when you have a wife at home!!

Praying for long live when you're poor!!

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FOUR KINDS/ TYPES OF MEN!!!

  In real life there are four kinds/ types of men, and these are;

- Gift from God.

-Not fish and not meat!

- God, why? 

-God forbid!

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MY PRAYERS!!

When I asked God to make my enemies disappear, that's when my friends started disappearing! I don't understand, what's happening? Please comment, click like, and share this with your friends and groups, follow comedy don and you won't regret it. 

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WHAT ARE THE THREE RINGS IN LIFE?

    These are and their meanings; 

  Engagement Ring- preparing to jump into someone's problems/ pit.

  Wedding Ring    - Already jumped into someone's problems/ pit.

  Suffering      -  Archivements acquired after fulfilling the above.

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A MILLIONAIRES FUNNY WORDS!!

 If you're chatting with two billionaires, you will be the third one!

If you chatting with two wisemen, you will be the third wise man!!

If you're chatting with a swarm of fools, you will soon feel at home!!

If you're chatting with two kings, you will be the third one!!

If you're chatting with two idiots, you're are likely to be the third one!!

If you're chatting with two drug addicts, you're likely to be the third one!!

If you're chatting with two criminals, you will soon be the third one!!

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WOMEN STOP MISS BEHAVING!!!

  When I keep my money in the bank, it doesn't mean that the bank owns my money!

  When I keep my clothes in the suitcase, it doesn't mean that the suitcase owns my clothes!

  When I keep my goods in the warehouse or store, it doesn't mean that the warehouse owns the goods!

    Women stop saying that children are your own because men trusted you with their children in your custody!! Therefore women or mother please behave! Please comment, click like, share this with your friends and groups, follow comedy don and you won't regret it. 

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THE PLACE OF BIRTH PLAYS A BIG ROLE IN A CHILD'S LIFE!!

 The place of birth plays an important role in a child's life! 

If a child is born on a flight, that child is likely to be a pilot or flight attendant.

If a child is born near or on the dustbin, that child is likely to be a trashman/ garbageman/ cleaner.

If a child is born on a farm, he or she is likely to be a farmer or connected to farming.

If a child is born on cemetery, he's likely to be a gravedigger or cementry cleaner.

If a child is born on the street, he or she is likely to be homeless or begger!

If a child is born on the shores, he's likely to be a shore cleanner or fisherman!

If a child is born in the bank, he's likely to work in the bank!

If a child is born in the forest, he's likely to be a forester! In comments, please tell me where you were born and I will tell you what you're likely to be!!

And if he or she is born in the hospital, the child is likely to be any of the above! Please comment, click like, share this with your friends and groups, follow comedy don and you won't regret it. 

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FUNNY AFRICAN PROVERBS 2!!!!

 The only woman who knows her husband's whereabouts is the widow! Please comment, click like, and share this with your friends and groups, follow comedy don and you won't regret it. 

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ADVICE!!!

 If you want to die early add poverty, jealousy, and competition together even doctors will not guess what killed you!please comment, share this with your friends and groups, click like, and follow Comedy Don and you won't regret it. 

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FUNNY QUESTIONS PART SEVEN.

 Did you know that the first teacher in history never attended any school? Have you ever thought about that? Imagine, Please your answers ar...