SIGNS OF A CHEATING WIFE!!!

 -  If your wife starts calling you unknown names while in the garden of Eden!

- When your wife starts receiving expensive gifts from her friends regularly!

- When your wife starts mentioning names of guys you don't know in her dreams!

-  When she starts visiting her mother regularly!

- When your wife starts passing nights at her friends' regularly!

- If your wife starts attending night services in her church!

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BAD LUCK!

 When one person dies in an accident in a bus carrying 100 people! bad luck.

When a cockroach collides with hungry birds! bad luck.

When a hunter collides with hungry lions! bad luck.

When a thief collides with armed robbers! bad luck.

When a priest collides with a witch doctor! bad luck.

When a man dreams of marrying a virgin prostitute! bad dream. Please comment, share this with your friends and groups, click like, follow comedy don, and you won't regret it. 

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LIFE IS NOT BALANCED!!!

 When a husband beats a wife it's called domestic violence but when a wife beats a husband to death, it's called self-defense. This life is unbalanced!!! Please comment, and share this with your friends and groups, click like, follow comedy don, and you won't regret it.

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GUESS

 Kindly guess the animal that walks on four legs in the morning, then on two legs in the afternoon, and finally on three legs in the evening? Your answers are kindly welcomed, please comment, share this with your friends and groups, click like, follow comedy don, and you won't regret it.

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IMAGINATION

 Just imagine, your girlfriend comes to visit you, when you reach the time to visit the garden of Eden then you realize that you don't have bullet proves(condoms) you decide to go and buy some, and on your way back as you're crossing the road the car knocks you down to death!  Then you appear before God with the evidence at hand. How are you going to explain it to God? Your answers are welcomed, please comment, share this with your friends and groups, click like, follow comedy don, and you won't regret it. 

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RESPECT MAKES A MAN HAPPY UNLIKE THE WOMAN!!!

 There's only one thing that makes a man happy 'respect' but to make a woman happy involves a lot of things. For example, love her, buy her a car, buy her a house, become her bank account, help her while cooking, protect her, be her lawyer, become inferior to her, take her enemies to be yours, take her bullets to save her life, and after taking her bullets then you will finally rest in peace!! I have just shown you that women require a lot in the relationship compared to men. Please comment, share this with your friends and groups, click like, follow comedy don, and you won't regret it.

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TOUGH AND OPEN RACISM!!!

 To be honest I prefer tough and serious racism but not like that of today! For example, a black man or woman is called a monkey by Europeans, Asians, Americans, and Australians, that's an old story! I like the kind of racism which's more serious or at least like that during the apartheid policy from 1948 to 1994 in South Africa where all blacks knew which roads to use, which schools to attend, and which hospitals to go to. That's the kind of racism I respect, but not like that of nowadays. Please don't misunderstand me, Am a black man(African). Comment, share this with your groups and friends, and click like, follow comedy don, and you won't regret it. Thanks for supporting us.

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THE BACHELOR'S DREAM!!!!

One day my wife asked me if I can be her best friend, of course, I answered. The next thing I saw was a bottle of wine on the table and we started drinking as best friends, as we were drinking she started telling me how she was tired of her husband, that she has been cheating on him for many years, and that she even has a boyfriend!! What will you do to her after waking up?  Dreams are not good, just imagine am not even married. Thanks for supporting us, please comment, and share comedy don's posts with your friends, and groups, click like, follow comedy don and you will never regret it. 

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THERE ARE MANY TYPES OF DOGS!!!!!

  What's the name of the dog that never barks or bites? Your answers are highly recommended, Please comment, share this with your friends, click like, follow comedy don, and you won't miss our future jokes or funny questions.

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POOR MAN'S PRAYERS!!!!

 The rich are getting richer do you know why? A rich man will render a small help to a poor man, then the poor man will pray a million times for the rich man's wealth to be doubled!! As you pray for the rich man's wealth to be doubled, your poverty is also doubled. We always forget to pray for ourselves. If you think that it's not true, next time you go to the church count the rich people in there and the poor then prove me wrong!  Please comment, share comedy don's posts with your friends, click like, follow comedy don, and you won't regret it, thanks for being a great supporter.

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