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THERE ARE MANY TYPES OF DOGS!!!!!

  What's the name of the dog that never barks or bites? Your answers are highly recommended, Please comment, share this with your friends, click like, follow comedy don, and you won't miss our future jokes or funny questions.           .COMEDY DON.

POOR MAN'S PRAYERS!!!!

  The rich are getting richer do you know why? A rich man will render a small help to a poor man, then the poor man will pray a million times for the rich man's wealth to be doubled!! As you pray for the rich man's wealth to be doubled, your poverty is also doubled. We always forget to pray for ourselves. If you think that it's not true, next time you go to the church count the rich people in there and the poor then prove me wrong!  Please comment, share comedy don's posts with your friends, click like, follow comedy don, and you won't regret it, thanks for being a great supporter.        .COMEDY DON.

THE HOPE!!!

  The doctor hopes you get sick, The lawyers hope you get sued, Police hope you're a criminal, The mechanics hope you get into car trouble, The funeral agencies wish you death, The judge awaits to judge you, But only thieves that wish you prosperity. Please comment, click like, share this with your friends, follow comedy don, and you won't regret it.              .COMEDY DON.

BAD NEWS!!!!

  The world bank has issued an arrest warrant to arrest  Mr. Poverty and his followers! So if you're among of His followers, please take off. And let your neighbor know about it! Please comment, share comedy don's posts with your friends and groups, click like, follow comedy don, and you won't regret it, thanks for being a great supporter.          .COMEDY DON.

CIVILIZATION!!!!!!!

 I welcome you all to the 21 century where:  Men marry men( gay marriages) Women marry women!!! Mobile phones are wireless. A married couple decides to be childfree!!! Homeless are more than those sheltered. Politicians are shameless! Both men and women are practicing bestiality(having sex with animals) Incest is encouraged( E.g there're some states that allow  incest in the U.S) Marriages are no longer prolonged!!! Drugs are legalized in some countries! The rich people monopolize the markets!!  The poor triples the rich ones in the world!! Children are suing their parents in court!!! And that's called civilization in your own understanding!!!! Please comment, share this with your friends and groups, like, follow comedy don, and you won't regret it, thanks for supporting us.       . COMEDY DON .

DUST AND BONE.

  God created man from the dust while a woman from a bone. Being made out of the dust, Adam left history as the first man ever to fail exams. God asked him a simple question concerning his whereabouts( geographical location) And due to the dust he had in his head, I'm naked Adam answered God! Therefore God decided to punish the idiot. Women are wiser, smarter, and stronger emotionally because they were made out of bones. Please comment, share it with your friends, click on the like button, follow us, and you won't regret it.       .COMEDY DON.                                      

AMERICA'S ANIMAL DEATH ROW!!

 America is very funny, did you know that in the U.S.A, a dog can be sentenced to prison or even sentenced to death depending on the crime committed. A judge and the defense lawyer will decide whether the dog is guilty or innocent. America and its judges are very funny because sentencing a dog to prison or to death row, it's like sentencing a toddler because she or he can't defend themselves in the court of law!!! Please comment, share this with your friends and groups, click like if you find it interesting, follow comedy don for future jokes, and you won't regret it.        .COMEDY DON.

THE DEVIL INSIDE THE CHURCH!!!

 In my church where I go for prayers, one brother bought a T-shirt with a word written on it "Devil" because he didn't know how to read English!!! Then a sister in the church helped him to translate it for him, He then decided to remove the letter ''D'', and now from the devil to evil. That's how the devil penetrated into our church and turned worshippers into evil!! Please comment, click like, share this with your friends, follow comedy don, and you won't regret it.             .COMEDY DON.

IMAGINATION!!!!

 Imagine you're in the middle of the ocean, your outboard engine has stopped working or you ran out of fuel, and before you know it you're boat is surrounded by sharks and you have no other option left, what will you do to save yourself from the sharks? Please your answers are highly regarded and welcomed. Comment, share this with your friends if you find it interesting, click like, please stop your imaginations and follow comedy don, and you won't miss our future jokes and funny questions like this.        . COMEDY DON.

YOU WILL NEVER RUN AWAY FROM YOUR HISTORY!!!!

  The role I acted or played like a poor man back in my primary school has become a member of my life. I never knew that God will take it seriously that the role I acted on back in school will be my future!! Guys be careful with what role you choose to act while in school. A friend of mine acted as a beggar while we were in school 25 years ago, recently I met him in town begging! Please comment, share this with your friends, click like, follow comedy don, and you won't regret it.           .COMEDY DON.