FUNNY SAYING TWO.

 Smile and the world will smile with you. Laugh and they will think that you're on drugs or you have mental problems!!!

       .COMEDY DON.

DEALERS/BUSINESS MEN

 Africa is backward not because we have no brains, but because we lack leaders/ presidents! Africa has more sellers/businessmen than presidents. Men who are willing and ready to sell our continent. The continent has few presidents but plenty of businessmen.

           .COMEDY DON.

         

STABLE GOVERNMENTS.

I have traveled to many countries and I haven't seen a stable government but whenever I want to see how a stable government looks like, I have to travel back to Africa! Because that's where governments have been in existence for a long time, with no changes, making them stable!!! Please if you find our blog interesting, comment, click on the like button, share it, and follow us and believe me you won't regret it.

   .COMEDY DON.

POVERTY IS A DISEASE!!

 Today me and my family we thank God for improving our economical status. We used to be the poorest family in my village but today things have changed, we are the second poorest family in the village! At least now we have somebody to compare ourselves to.

        .COMEDY DON.

FUNNY SAYINGS!

 Be calm in this world and you will never have problems with anybody! Liar, what did Jesus do to deserve such beating, or maybe John the baptist did something bad that made the princess demand his head be presented to her on a tray! 

      .COMEDY DON.

EXPIRING DATE

 There is also comedy in the companies that produce poisons!   An expiry date is written on each pack of poison. So what happens when it expires? will it be more or less dangerous?

       .COMEDY DON.

RULES AND REGULATIONS

 Don't steal, don't cheat, don't lie, no corruption. The government hates competitions!!

           .COMEDY DON.

WEAK SECRET SERVICE

 The US president contracted with COVID-19! Where was the secret service? their job is to protect and defend the president from any attack. And how did it penetrate the secret service? If a known enemy could attack the US president, then what about the unknown enemies? Improvements are needed in the secret service.

            .COMEDY DON.

PREVENTION IS BETTER THAN CURE.

 Drunkard men are always careful while crossing roads, They look left and right to avoid cars and bikes, then look up to avoid planes, They look down to avoid booms and landmines, then look back and front to avoid kidnappers and thieves, finally hold their bottles tightly and walk zig-zag to avoid bullets.

     .COMEDY DON.

WHO ARE HUMAN BEINGS?

 These are creatures that cut trees, make papers, and then write  "Save trees"  on them. very funny creatures.

         .COMEDY DON.