AMERICAN JUDICIARY SYSTEM

 Sometimes I wonder what kind of books do American judges read because it's only in America that somebody can live up to 150, 200, and 500 years in prison or even two to three life sentences in prison! My dream is to find myself in American prison because there I have a chance of a long life expectancy.

      .COMEDY DON.

I'M FINISHED!

Meaning of I'm finished? That's when a snake enters your house, you close all your house doors so as you can kill it. Then suddenly electricity goes off! And finally, you are finished.

  .COMEDY DON.

готовим дома

 Иду вечером с работы как ни в чем не бывало , вдруг слышу вой сирен и подойдя ближе клубы черного дыма с нашего дома. Залетаю домой переживаю о жене спросил ее что произошло , она в ответ мне сказала что смотрела видио на ютубе и случайно нажала на рекламу готовим дома))

     .КОМЕДИЯ ДОН. 

CHILD SPACING.

With family planning, I learned a lot about child spacing. I have five children from five different mothers and living in different countries. And that's what we call family planning.

         .COMEDY DON.

VICTIM

  Being drunk is like childhood because everyone remembers what you did, except you the victim!

          .COMEDY DON.

THE DREAM

 The wife was dreaming at night and suddenly started shouting: get up quickly! my husband is back, man gets up, jumps out through the window, hurts himself, And then he realized that he's the husband.

             .COMEDY DON.

             

THE TRAGEDY

 Two men had a conversation: the first man my wife, she just an angel, the Second man your so lucky mine is still alive!

. COMEDY DON.

LOVE HEROES

  Valentine died for love, Romeo died for love, Jack in the Titanic died for love, Samson in the Bible also died for love,  The Greek heroes Hercules and Achilles died for love and finally Jesus also died for the love he had for humans. In the above-mentioned love heroes, there is no single woman! where are they? And yet they preach love all the time. Guys stop buying gifts for ladies on Valentine's day because they have not proved how far they can go when it comes to love. Ladies am just joking, you're the centre of love.

                   

           .COMEDY DON.

INSIDE THE BAG

 One day I found condoms in my wife's bag and when I asked what was it for? for my customers she answered! The following day I filed for divorce because I thought she worked as-----!, after the divorce, I chewed on my mental cud over and over again then I realized that she worked as a gynecologist. Thanks for reading, please, comment, like, and subscribe to comedy don and you won't miss our future jokes.

         .COMEDY DON.

COMEDY IN THE BIBLE

 There is also plenty of comedy in the bible, Have you ever read the  Lot's story in the bible? Lot was Abraham's nephew who happened to have lived in Sodom. But when God decided to punish Sodom, two angels led Lot and his family out of Sodom, while on their way out Lot's wife looked behind and fire consumed her and she turned into a pillar of salt. Then a question comes, Who must have looked behind to see what had happened to Lot's wife? or Who saw that happening and that she turned into a pillar of salt? Gen:19---.
  
            .COMEDY DON.