VICTIM

  Being drunk is like childhood because everyone remembers what you did, except you the victim!

          .COMEDY DON.

THE DREAM

 The wife was dreaming at night and suddenly started shouting: get up quickly! my husband is back, man gets up, jumps out through the window, hurts himself, And then he realized that he's the husband.

             .COMEDY DON.

             

THE TRAGEDY

 Two men had a conversation: the first man my wife, she just an angel, the Second man your so lucky mine is still alive!

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LOVE HEROES

  Valentine died for love, Romeo died for love, Jack in the Titanic died for love, Samson in the Bible also died for love,  The Greek heroes Hercules and Achilles died for love and finally Jesus also died for the love he had for humans. In the above-mentioned love heroes, there is no single woman! where are they? And yet they preach love all the time. Guys stop buying gifts for ladies on Valentine's day because they have not proved how far they can go when it comes to love. Ladies am just joking, you're the centre of love.

                   

           .COMEDY DON.

INSIDE THE BAG

 One day I found condoms in my wife's bag and when I asked what was it for? for my customers she answered! The following day I filed for divorce because I thought she worked as-----!, after the divorce, I chewed on my mental cud over and over again then I realized that she worked as a gynecologist. Thanks for reading, please, comment, like, and subscribe to comedy don and you won't miss our future jokes.

         .COMEDY DON.

COMEDY IN THE BIBLE

 There is also plenty of comedy in the bible, Have you ever read the  Lot's story in the bible? Lot was Abraham's nephew who happened to have lived in Sodom. But when God decided to punish Sodom, two angels led Lot and his family out of Sodom, while on their way out Lot's wife looked behind and fire consumed her and she turned into a pillar of salt. Then a question comes, Who must have looked behind to see what had happened to Lot's wife? or Who saw that happening and that she turned into a pillar of salt? Gen:19---.
  
            .COMEDY DON.

ORIGINAL PRODUCT FROM CHINA.

For years people have been complaining about duplicated  Chinese products and many saying that China is known for producing fake or duplicated products. But this time China proved everybody wrong by producing an original product which is COVID-19.

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UNLUCKY

A man is seated in a bar, with his head bowed on the table, a bottle of wine is standing in front of him, another man entered the bar, he sees a sleeping guy. took a seat near him, he realized that the guy was sleeping and decided to drink for free. Therefore he took the bottle of wine standing in front of the sleeping man and drank it! After drinking then the man woke up only to see his bottle empty, then he started screaming what kind of life is this? why today everything is happening to me? first I lost my job, my wife has left me, my house has been taken by the bank due to the loan, my car crashed in an accident, and even the poisoned wine I have prepared for myself has been taken away from me.
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BANK ROBBERY.

Two men in masks bagged into a morgue and announced that it was a bank robbery, the morgue attendant answered the next door, thanks for reading.

        .COMEDY DON.

HEAVENLY HOPES

We the poor people have got hope that after death, we shall go to heaven but what if it's the other way round. Because we the poor people have got nothing to invest in heaven but Bill Gates, Jeff  Bezos, and many others have got cash for investments. Maybe poverty is not welcomed in heaven.

     . COMEDY DON.