ADVANTAGES OF ALCOHOL/ DROVE HIS PASSENGER TO HEAVEN.

The driver died peacefully without knowing what had happened (Because he was drunk) but not like his passengers who died screaming in pain in his car. Thanks for reading, please comment and subscribe to our blog and you will not miss our future jokes.

   

            .COMEDY DON.

                                                 

PRIVATE MEETING/DREAM

Man meets Jesus in a private meeting and had a conversation with Him!!!

 Man:  People are waiting for you, when are you coming back?

 Jesus:  Tell them to stop waiting for me because I'm not coming back. 

Man:  why? 

Jesus:  Because I was badly beaten. Can I show you the scars on my back? just imagine I didn't do anything wrong to anybody but I was beaten and killed. And by then people had no weapons like you have today. So if I come back this time I'll be destroyed completely and I'll have no chance for resurrection.

 Man:  So what should I tell the people? Then he wakes up, dreams are not good sometimes. Thanks for reading, please share, like, comment, and subscribe to our blog and you won't miss our future jokes. 

       .COMEDY DON.                                 

A PIECE OF AN ADVICE TO MEN

If you suspect that your wife is cheating you, you don't need to ask her about it. There is a very cheap way to find out with whom and how is she cheating on you? Just knock your neighbor's door and start insulting your neighbor's wife and tell her to stop cheating on her husband then in return she will download all stories about your wife. Thanks for reading, please comment, subscribe to our blog and you will not miss laughing with us.                                                      .COMEDY DON.

SERIOUS DISEASES THAT KILL AFRICANS

Infections or diseases like swine flu, cow flu, and bird flu are killing humans in Europe, the USA, Asia, and Latin America but not in Africa. In Africa, people eat domestic animals and birds that suffer from swine flu and bird flu and nothing happens to them. In fact, we Africans die of serious diseases.                                                                                                            .COMEDY DON.

CONFUSING PRAYERS

When Africans are praying, everybody in the church is shouting so God is confused enough to understand what they are praying or asking for. While Europeans pray quietly and God understands them.                                                                                                                     .COMEDY DON.

NEWS

It's no longer news a dog biting a human being but it's great news when a man bites a dog.                                                                                              .COMEDY DON.

WHO IS A GIRLFRIEND?

Girlfriend is an addition of problems, subtraction of cash, multiplication of enemies, and finally division of relatives and friends. Give in ready luxuries (GIRL).

              .COMEDY DON.                                                              

                 

HOW A MAN SHOULD SPEND HIS CASH?

You become a womanizer, you acquire STDs.

You decide to spend your cash in alcohol, the liver and kidney are affected or damaged.

You decide to smoke, then lungs are affected.

You decide to spend your cash on purchasing sports cars and other cars, cause accidents and then death.

You decide to spend your time on the Internet, then you spoil your eyes.

You decide to listen to music, then your ears are affected.

which part of our body are we going to use in order to enjoy our cash? 

For me, I came up with a solution which sleeping. I have never heard that somebody died of sleeping.

                      

                         . COMEDY DON.

UGLY BABY BORN THREE

Our home became very busy due to the people who were coming in to see what my parents have given birth to. I became a tourist attractor and our lives changed positively because tourists were paying to see me( ugly baby born part three). thanks for reading, please comment, subscribe and you will not miss our joke.                                                                                                                                                         .  COMEDY DON.

UGLY BABY BORN TWO

After several days in the hospital, my parents carried me home. On reaching home, neighbours came to see the new born baby and what i could hear was people saying God forbid and a question, Are you sure there was no misplacement of children in the hospital?

          .COMEDY DON.