Our home became very busy due to the people who were coming in to see what my parents have given birth to. I became a tourist attractor and our lives changed positively because tourists were paying to see me( ugly baby born part three). thanks for reading, please comment, subscribe and you will not miss our joke. . COMEDY DON.
UGLY BABY BORN TWO
After several days in the hospital, my parents carried me home. On reaching home, neighbours came to see the new born baby and what i could hear was people saying God forbid and a question, Are you sure there was no misplacement of children in the hospital?
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INTERVIEW WITH USAIN BOLT.
Interviewer: Usain what makes you the best runner?
Usain: My enemy helps me to be the best runner.
Interviewer: What do you mean?
Usain: Have you ever been chased by poverty?
Interviewer: No.
Usain: When poverty is chasing you, you will run like me or even faster.
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AFRICANS ON THE RUN
Africans are the best runners, do you know why? it's because poverty has been chasing them for centuries and therefore they have learned how to create a gap between them and poverty. In Europe running is a game while in Africa, running is just escaping from poverty.
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UGLY BABY BORN
On the day I was born two things happened, first, my mother didn't recognize me and finally, when my father came to the hospital he looked at me in different directions and asked, honey what's this you gave birth to? I'm sorry darling I can't tell answered my mother.
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BRIGHT FUTURE
Friends you have plays a big role in your future, mine is brighter because of the friends I have. And these are my friends: Joe works as a coffin maker, Jacobs works as a gravedigger, Melina works as a funeral mourner, and mac works as a tomb decorator. I wish you could have such friends like mine, I'm blessed. Thanks for reading my series, please comment, subscribe to our blog and you will not miss laughing with us.
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STUDENT'S ARGUMENT
A teacher entered the classroom and found two students arguing about the evolution of man. Then he asked the students, how man came into existence?
A white student answered God created man from the sand.
A black student answered, man, evolved from a monkey family.
Teacher, you are all right depending on the surrounding circumstances.
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GOD'S IMAGE
As I was walking on the streets of my city, I met a child, then a man, then a rastaman, then a drug addict, then a mad man, and finally I recalled that all these guys were made in God's image.
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FAMILY MEETING
The other time I visited a game park, I witnessed a fight, a Lion fighting a Tiger, then a Puma joined, then Cheetah, Leopard, Jaguar, liger, Snow leopard, Black panther, Feline, Smilodon, Caracal, Clouded leopard, Wildcat, Serval, Siamese, Leopard cat, margay and finally the Cat joined the fight. But if you too think that it was a fight then your wrong. it was a family meeting. Please comment, subscribe to our blog and you will not miss laughing.
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A LIAR
A true liar convinces the entire courtroom including the judge, and the case is judged based on his lies. And to make matters worse he's paid for that, I'm sorry guys I meant lawyer.
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