A true liar convinces the entire courtroom including the judge, and the case is judged based on his lies. And to make matters worse he's paid for that, I'm sorry guys I meant lawyer.
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MAGICAL CONVERSATION
One day God came to the garden of Eden and surprisingly He met the devil in the garden.
God: What are you doing in my garden?
devil: I was invited.
God: invited, by who?
devil: By your so-called children.
God: How do you convince my children to become your followers?
devil: Hahaha.
devil: Not me but them convincing me to become their follower.
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God: What are you doing in my garden?
devil: I was invited.
God: invited, by who?
devil: By your so-called children.
God: How do you convince my children to become your followers?
devil: Hahaha.
devil: Not me but them convincing me to become their follower.
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EVE'S QUESTIONS
Eve: do you love me?
Adam: yes I love you, dear.
Eve: why do you love me?
Adam: because you're a bone of my bone
Eve: Have you ever cheated on me?
Adam:.....................................
Adam: yes I love you, dear.
Eve: why do you love me?
Adam: because you're a bone of my bone
Eve: Have you ever cheated on me?
Adam:.....................................
TOOL STORE
I used to ask myself as to why women like being in the kitchen than anywhere in the house?
until I came to know that all weapons or tools are kept in the kitchen for example knives, frying pans, folks, gas, and many others. So in case of a war, they are prepared.
until I came to know that all weapons or tools are kept in the kitchen for example knives, frying pans, folks, gas, and many others. So in case of a war, they are prepared.
COURT
Judge.you will be judged according to the quantity of your crime.
Thief one. I stole one matchbox.
Judge. you're hereby sentenced to 29 years in prison with hard labor.
Thief two. I stole a tray of eggs.
Judge. you're hereby sentenced to thirty years in prison with light labor.
Thief three. I stole one car.
Thief one. I stole one matchbox.
Judge. you're hereby sentenced to 29 years in prison with hard labor.
Thief two. I stole a tray of eggs.
Judge. you're hereby sentenced to thirty years in prison with light labor.
Thief three. I stole one car.
Judge. you're hereby sentenced to one year in prison.
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FAMILY DISCUSSION
1. Son asked his father, how people came into existence?
2, Father, God created Adam and Eve then later they had their children.
1. Son, oh thanks Daddy now I know.
2.Ok, son.
1. Son now went and asked his mother the same question.
3. mother answered people evaluated from a monkey family.
1. Son returns to his father and asked daddy why did you lie to me?
2. father, about what?
1.Son, about how people came into existence?
1. Son, mom said that people evolved from a monkey family.
2. Father, oh she was telling you about her family's evolution.
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2, Father, God created Adam and Eve then later they had their children.
1. Son, oh thanks Daddy now I know.
2.Ok, son.
1. Son now went and asked his mother the same question.
3. mother answered people evaluated from a monkey family.
1. Son returns to his father and asked daddy why did you lie to me?
2. father, about what?
1.Son, about how people came into existence?
1. Son, mom said that people evolved from a monkey family.
2. Father, oh she was telling you about her family's evolution.
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PERFECT DAUGHTER
Mom. I have a perfect and responsible daughter.
Friend. Does she smoke?
Mom. No, she doesn't smoke.
Friend. Does she drink alcohol?
Mom. No, she doesn't drink at all.
Friend. Her boyfriend is very lucky.
Mom. She has no boyfriend yet.
Friend. As she ever came home late?
Mom. No, if she's to go out, I always go with her.
Friend. You really have a good daughter.
Mom. Yes, I do.
Friend. I wish she could be my daughter-inlaw.
Mom. You will have to wait for the next 18 years.
Friend. What do you mean?
Mom. Because she is only six months old.
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Friend. Does she smoke?
Mom. No, she doesn't smoke.
Friend. Does she drink alcohol?
Mom. No, she doesn't drink at all.
Friend. Her boyfriend is very lucky.
Mom. She has no boyfriend yet.
Friend. As she ever came home late?
Mom. No, if she's to go out, I always go with her.
Friend. You really have a good daughter.
Mom. Yes, I do.
Friend. I wish she could be my daughter-inlaw.
Mom. You will have to wait for the next 18 years.
Friend. What do you mean?
Mom. Because she is only six months old.
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FAMILY CONVERSATION
Wife: you men are lucky.
Husband: what do you mean baby?
Wife: men don't have to carry the pregnancy.
Husband: you women carry a pregnancy for only nine months and your complaining.
Wife: what do you mean baby?
Husband: we men carry pregnancies all our lives.
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CONCUBINE
I have searched for a wife for centuries but failed to get one, now I'm looking for a concubine maybe this time I'll be lucky. Thanks for reading, comment, subscribe to our blog and you will not miss laughing with us. .Comedy Don.
PRISION
Marriage is an institution where only the woman is the beneficiary and while the man is the loser.please comment, subscribe to our blog and you will not miss laughing with us. .Comedy Don.
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