PERFECT DAUGHTER

Mom. I have a perfect and responsible daughter.
Friend. Does she smoke?
Mom. No, she doesn't smoke.
Friend. Does she drink alcohol? 
Mom. No, she doesn't drink at all.
Friend. Her boyfriend is very lucky.
Mom. She has no boyfriend yet.
Friend.  As she ever came home late?
Mom. No, if she's to go out, I always go with her.
Friend. You really have a good daughter.
Mom. Yes, I do.
Friend. I wish she could be my daughter-inlaw.
Mom. You will have to wait for the next 18 years.
Friend. What do you mean?
Mom. Because she is only six months old.
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FAMILY CONVERSATION

Wife: you men are lucky.

Husband: what do you mean baby?

Wife:  men don't have to carry the pregnancy.

Husband:  you women carry a pregnancy for only nine months and your complaining.

Wife:  what do you mean baby?

Husband: we men carry pregnancies all our lives.

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CONCUBINE

I have searched for a wife for centuries but failed to get one, now I'm looking for a concubine maybe this time I'll be lucky. Thanks for reading, comment, subscribe to our blog and you will not miss laughing with us.                                                                                                                      .Comedy Don.

PRISION

Marriage is an institution where only the woman is the beneficiary and while the man is the loser.please comment, subscribe to our blog and you will not miss laughing with us.                                                           .Comedy Don.

MAN

By the time man becomes wise enough to watch his foot steps, he is too old to go anywhere. please comment, subscribe to our blog and you will not miss to laugh with us.                                                                          .Comedy Don.

FOOTBALL

Football is the most funniest sport in the world, do you know why? It's because twenty mature men chases one ball, two standing in the goal posts doing nothing.And to make it more funny that's when the goalkeeper uses his  hands to catch the ball but it's called football.                                                                                                                       .Comedy Don.

BUSINESS MAN

One day a business man comes home and finds his wife crying, he asked honey why are you crying? i hardly see you home dear answered the wife. I'll take more photos so that you can look at them when I'm away said the business man.Thanks for reading, please comment, subscribe and you will not miss to laugh with us.                                                                                                                                                                            .Comedy Don.

A FUNNY SIGN POST!!!

As I was walking through my city, I came across a signpost that read, " If you don't know how to read and write please call this number". To whom is the signpost addressed to? Please comment, subscribe and you will not Miss our jokes to come.

A MILLION

In order to make a million-dollar, you need to have a million-dollar first. Thanks for reading, comment, subscribe and you will never a joke.

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LAWYER

Who is a lawyer? a person who tells lies to the judge and the entire court. A lawyer is a criminal who defends criminals in the court of law. A lawyer is a true liar. Thanks for reading please comment, subscribe and you will not miss laughing with me.                                                                                                               COMEDY DON