LAWYER

Who is a lawyer? a person who tells lies to the judge and the entire court. A lawyer is a criminal who defends criminals in the court of law. A lawyer is a true liar. Thanks for reading please comment, subscribe and you will not miss laughing with me.                                                                                                               COMEDY DON

GREEDY WOMEN

I have enough clothes, enough shoes, enough cars, enough sex, enough cash on my bank account, I have made enough tours, therefore, I don't need anything more said a woman!

         .COMEDY DON.

CHEATING

If a woman finds out that her husband is cheating her with another woman, it pains her, But how does she feel when the husband is cheating her with a man?

MODERNIZED SLAVERY

Centuries ago slave traders traveled to Africa for goods, shipped them to Europe and America. And slave masters could go to the slavery market to buy slaves. Today the process is simple and cheaper not as before, embassies have been put in place where slaves buy visas and air tickets by themselves and fly to the lands of slavery to serve as slaves. Thanks for reading, please comment, subscribe and you will not miss laughing with me.                                                   Comedy Blog.

ALCOHOL DREAMS.

A  man knocks on different doors in the neighborhood asking for help to pass the night there but all of them rejected him. Finally, he knocks on the last door and a woman opens it, he asks her, woman please help me I have knocked all doors in this neighborhood and no one seems to help me. please can I pass a night here, come in please we have been waiting for you, children please come and help me to carry your father to bed again is drunk.                                          Comedy Don.

DURING WAR

This happened during the war period, two soldiers were running after another because fighter jets were bombing everywhere. One soldier asked his colleague how many jets are bombing us? if you want to know then stop running and start counting them answered the colleague. please comment, subscribe and you will not miss laughing with me.                                                                                                                      Comedy Don.

A FUNNY APPLE SELLER

A grandma seated at a roadside selling apples. 

Buyer: How much are you selling your apples grandma? 

Grandma: Two dollars a kilogram.

Buyer: How many kilograms remaining with you? 

Grandma: Five-kilograms. 

Buyer:- I'm buying all. 

Grand ma : No  i can't sell all  of them to you.

Buyer: Why? 

Grand ma : Because nothing will be left for me to sell tomorrow! Thanks for reading, please comment, subscribe to my blog and you will always laugh with  me.                                                                                       .COMEDY DON.

CLEANEST CITIES IN THE WORLD

Americans and  Europeans like taking tours or vacations to the following countries Pakistan, Qatar, Bangladesh, Iran, India, Egypt, Mongolia, Bahrain, and others. Do you know why? It's because they want to experience how to live in a very dirty country or environment. They are living in clean cities or environment so they looking for something new or adventure.                                                              Comedy Don.

GIFT OF POVERTY

Good morning guys, I was born and raised up in a poor family. We could hardly afford a meal in a day, we were so poor that even rats and cockroaches ran away from our home because they had nothing to eat there. But we were not the only poor family in our village and that's what kept us living. we had one family car called legezine, We were so poor that when my dad and mom fall sick, we sold all that we had but we couldn't rise even ten dollars and finally, dad and mom passed on because of poverty. Thanks for reading, comment, subscribe and you will not miss laughing with us.                                                                                                                            Comedy Don.

SEEING,HEARING AND SPEAKING IS NOT A CRIME

Once there lived two good friends, Paul and Jacob. They lived together and they had some natural problems, Paul was both blind and dumb, he worked as a translator and his hobbies were watching movies, reading novels, singing and cooking. While Jacob was both deaf and dumb, he worked as a music teacher and his hobbies were listening to music, singing, and a poem writer. Every evening they could sit down, one listening to music while the other watching movies. One evening after work the two friends decided to go shopping, on reaching the market, it was too late because the sellers had almost left except one man who was still standing and he had all that they wanted to buy. They approached him and asked for the prices but he couldn't respond to them because he was blind, deaf, and dumb. And that's why he was still standing because he couldn't see, hear or talk. Please comment, like, subscribe and you will not miss laughing with me.                                                                                                                                                               Comedy Don