HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A LUNATIC CROSSING THE ROAD?

 I witnessed what am about to tell you, I saw a lunatic crossing the road, he looked left and right, then looked at his back and front to avoid cars that could have knocked him from either back or front! And finally looked up in order to avoid flying cars!! Have you ever heard of or seen a lunatic caught in an accident? They are very careful while crossing the road but every day we witness normal people being knocked down by cars. And I came to the conclusion that all humans are mad and there are different levels of madness!! Please comment, share this with your friends and groups, and click like, follow comedy don and you won't regret it.  

            .COMEDY DON.

NEVER GIVE UP!!!!

 Even at 70 and plus years old, you can still get a job, and if you think that am joking ask Princess Charles or king Charles the third!!! He has gotten himself a job after the death of his mother( the queen). Therefore never give up searching for a job. Please comment, share this with your friends and groups, click like, and follow comedy don and you won't regret it.

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COMEDY IN THE BIBLE TOO!!!

 Genesis, 1:1,  In the beginning, God created heaven and earth!! Today in almost all churches, they tell us that God lives in heaven, and a question follows: Where was God living before He created heaven and earth? Please Bible writers or scholars feel pitty for the masses when telling false information!! Please comment, share this with your groups and friends, and click like, follow comedy don and you won't regret it.

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SIGNS OF A CHEATING WIFE!!!

 -  If your wife starts calling you unknown names while in the garden of Eden!

- When your wife starts receiving expensive gifts from her friends regularly!

- When your wife starts mentioning names of guys you don't know in her dreams!

-  When she starts visiting her mother regularly!

- When your wife starts passing nights at her friends' regularly!

- If your wife starts attending night services in her church!

Please add more to my list by commenting, share this with your friends and groups, and click like, follow comedy don and you won't regret it.

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BAD LUCK!

 When one person dies in an accident in a bus carrying 100 people! bad luck.

When a cockroach collides with hungry birds! bad luck.

When a hunter collides with hungry lions! bad luck.

When a thief collides with armed robbers! bad luck.

When a priest collides with a witch doctor! bad luck.

When a man dreams of marrying a virgin prostitute! bad dream. Please comment, share this with your friends and groups, click like, follow comedy don, and you won't regret it. 

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LIFE IS NOT BALANCED!!!

 When a husband beats a wife it's called domestic violence but when a wife beats a husband to death, it's called self-defense. This life is unbalanced!!! Please comment, and share this with your friends and groups, click like, follow comedy don, and you won't regret it.

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GUESS

 Kindly guess the animal that walks on four legs in the morning, then on two legs in the afternoon, and finally on three legs in the evening? Your answers are kindly welcomed, please comment, share this with your friends and groups, click like, follow comedy don, and you won't regret it.

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IMAGINATION

 Just imagine, your girlfriend comes to visit you, when you reach the time to visit the garden of Eden then you realize that you don't have bullet proves(condoms) you decide to go and buy some, and on your way back as you're crossing the road the car knocks you down to death!  Then you appear before God with the evidence at hand. How are you going to explain it to God? Your answers are welcomed, please comment, share this with your friends and groups, click like, follow comedy don, and you won't regret it. 

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RESPECT MAKES A MAN HAPPY UNLIKE THE WOMAN!!!

 There's only one thing that makes a man happy 'respect' but to make a woman happy involves a lot of things. For example, love her, buy her a car, buy her a house, become her bank account, help her while cooking, protect her, be her lawyer, become inferior to her, take her enemies to be yours, take her bullets to save her life, and after taking her bullets then you will finally rest in peace!! I have just shown you that women require a lot in the relationship compared to men. Please comment, share this with your friends and groups, click like, follow comedy don, and you won't regret it.

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TOUGH AND OPEN RACISM!!!

 To be honest I prefer tough and serious racism but not like that of today! For example, a black man or woman is called a monkey by Europeans, Asians, Americans, and Australians, that's an old story! I like the kind of racism which's more serious or at least like that during the apartheid policy from 1948 to 1994 in South Africa where all blacks knew which roads to use, which schools to attend, and which hospitals to go to. That's the kind of racism I respect, but not like that of nowadays. Please don't misunderstand me, Am a black man(African). Comment, share this with your groups and friends, and click like, follow comedy don, and you won't regret it. Thanks for supporting us.

          .COMEDY DON.