IMAGINATION!!!!

 Imagine you're in the middle of the ocean, your outboard engine has stopped working or you ran out of fuel, and before you know it you're boat is surrounded by sharks and you have no other option left, what will you do to save yourself from the sharks? Please your answers are highly regarded and welcomed. Comment, share this with your friends if you find it interesting, click like, please stop your imaginations and follow comedy don, and you won't miss our future jokes and funny questions like this.

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YOU WILL NEVER RUN AWAY FROM YOUR HISTORY!!!!

 The role I acted or played like a poor man back in my primary school has become a member of my life. I never knew that God will take it seriously that the role I acted on back in school will be my future!! Guys be careful with what role you choose to act while in school. A friend of mine acted as a beggar while we were in school 25 years ago, recently I met him in town begging! Please comment, share this with your friends, click like, follow comedy don, and you won't regret it.

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HEARING IMPAIRMENT OR HEARING LOSS!

  My seven-year-old son told me that he had a hearing impairment, and decided to take him to an otolaryngologist. Then he whispered sweets into his ears, where is it? replied my son in a whisper! That's how the doctor cured my son's hearing problem!!!! Please comment, share this with your friends, relatives, and groups, click like if you find it interesting, follow comedy don, and you won't regret it. 

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WHO IS A SUCCESSFUL WOMAN?

  A woman whose husband earns more than she can ever spend.

  A woman whose late husband willed all his wealth to her.

 A woman who marries a rich man today and the next day he's dead!

 A woman who hates and related to Mr poverty but befriends and marries Mr. Richard. Please comment, share this with your friends and groups, click like if you find it interesting, follow comedy don, and you won't regret it. 

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PEACEFUL DEATH!!!

When my time comes for me to die, I want to die like my Uncle who died peacefully in his sleep. But not like the passengers who died screaming out for help in his bus! Please comment, share this with your friends and groups, click like if you find it interesting, follow comedy for future jokes, and you won't regret it. 

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WIFE AND HUSBAND ARGUMENT !!!

 Wife: I should have married the devil maybe, he would have made a better husband than you!

Husband: Honey but marriage between relatives is prohibited or illegal

Wife: ???????????

Please respond as a wife, comment, share this with your friends and groups, click like if you find it interesting, follow comedy don, and you won't regret it. 

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ALCOHOL

  Alcohol is not the answer, it just helps you in forgetting the question! Please I beg you to follow and like comedy don, thanks for supporting us. 

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DAD VS SON?

 Dad: How was school today?

 Son: Not bad dad.

Dad: What did you learn today at school?

Son: Not enough because I will have to go back tomorrow!

Dad: ???????? !

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FUNNY SAYINGS!!!!

 Never give up on your dreams, but did you know how to reach your dreams? Please keep on sleeping! That's the only way of reaching your dreams! Please comment, share this with your friends and groups, click like if you find it interesting, follow comedy don, and you won't regret it. 

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HUSBAND VS WIFE!

          Husband came home one evening and said to his wife:

  Husband:   I invited a friend today for a dinner.

  Wife: The house is in a mess, I didn't do any shopping today, I haven't washed the dishes, I have not cooked anything, and today  I'm not in the mood of cooking!

 Husband: I know!!

 Wife: Then why did you invite him?

 Husband: The fool is planning to get married!

 Wife: And so.

 Husband: I wanted him to see how married people live and what kind of mess awaits him!!!!

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