MEN ARE FOOLS!

 Ask me why am calling men fools? Because among all the great love heroes, I mean all those who died to save their lovers all of them were men and there's no single woman. How can you die for what you have never seen? Have you ever seen love? and they say that love never dies! At least  Jesus died for humans and He died for something visible, unlike love heroes. Please if you find it interesting comment, share it with your friends, click on the like button, follow us, and you won't regret it.

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WHAT'S KNOWN FOR EACH CONTINENT?

          This is a joke therefore don't take it seriously, please.

   Africa is known for being the richest continent in mineral resources, with fertile soils, wild live, tourism, freshwaters, known for laziness, building churches is another way of developing Africa, we are also known as beggars. 

Australia is known for its natural hazards and the home to kangaroos.

Asia is known for its growing technologies, rice exportation, the most populated continent among all continents, also known for duplications, and industrious.

Europe is known for its greediness, conflict causers, robbers, scammers, center for technologies and civilization, world's number one weapon producers and sellers, home to killers, and the center to harsh winters.

North America is known for its unending conflicts, home to men looking for war, home to robbers, also the center for technologies, weapon market, also weapon producer, also home to greedy men and women, home to killers also, the center for fulfilling dreams, and also known protecting the world against attacks from terrorists.

South America is known for its drug cartels and the home to prominent drug dealers and suppliers, and home to soccer legends. 

Antarctica is known for being the coldest, driest, windiest continent on earth, the home to leopard, elephant, and fur seals. please share this with your friends if you find it interesting, comment, follow comedy don, and you won't regret it.

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FATHER AND SON.

 Father:  Son, mention five corrupt countries in Africa?

 Son:  Congo, Zambia, Mali, Burundi, and Angola!

Father: what about our country?

Son: If you're counting sinners, you don't have to count the satan/ devil itself!

Father: Son, repeat your answer once more!

Son: If you're counting sinners, you don't need to count the satan/ devil itself. Please comment, share this with your friends if you find it interesting, click like, follow comedy don, and you won't regret it.

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AN ACCIDENT!!!!

That's when a thief collides with armed robbers.

That's when a human bites a dog!

 That's when a hunter decides to rest in a lions' den.

That's when a priest collides with the chief priest/ witch doctor.
 
When a virgin collides with a rapist!

 When a racist collides with a non-racist!
 
When a cockroach collides with a chicken!

        . COMEDY DON. 

FATHER AND SON.

 A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married? "I don't know son, because up to now I'm still paying for it". replied the father. Thanks for supporting comedy don, please comment, click like, share it with your friends, follow comedy don, and you won't regret it.

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ALCOHOL

 There are three buses parked for you to choose the one you're to travel by, the first bus there is Canis lupus, then in the second bus there are Ursidae and finally, in the third bus, there are Homo sapiens. You don't have any other alternatives, Which bus are you going to enter? Please comment, share this with your friends, click like, follow comedy don, and you won't regret it.

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UNCIVILIZED JUNGLE!!!!

To call 911 in the U.S.A. is another joke, in some countries, we call the police when we're in dangerous situations and when we suspect something, that's when we need the police to intervene and protect us. But in the U.S.A in 2017 a 911 caller was killed by the police. So even in the hands of the police people are not safe in the U.S.A. Please comment, share it with your friends, click like, and follow comedy don, and you won't regret it.

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WHO'S A PROSTITUTE?

 There're several definitions for a prostitute:

A self-employed woman or lady, a business lady, a public telephone, Both a wholesaler and a retailer, a public swimming pool, and a mobile shop. Please you can also add your definition, Thanks for supporting comedy don, please comment, share this with your friends, click like, follow comedy don, and you won't regret it.

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AFRICANS ARE WE STILL COLONISED?

 My answer is yes, how and why? I'll start with you who's reading this what are your names? Are you not Jons, Peter, Paul, Jessica, Jane, and many of you there. You celebrate your independence every year, yet you still hold colonial names. Am very sure before the coming of Europeans in Africa, Africans had their own names, cultures, traditions, and religions. But all these were destroyed and adapted to the colonial master's own. Even Africa's history was destroyed, And many African schools are teaching European history instead of ours!!! what a pity? 

  .COMEDY DON.

HEAVEN VS AFRICA !!!

 When I die, I may not go to heaven because I don't if God lets the blacks in. If  He doesn't allow blacks in, then let me just go to Africa because Africa is the place I know since I have lived! The land that has covered me with love, fed me whenever I was angry, provided shelter for me during times of rain and sun, the land that provided water for me to drink whenever I was thirsty, the only land where even foreigners feel at home.No wonder it's called the mother continent, So when am gone, if God could allow me to go to Africa, I won't complain because it's another heaven.  

     .COMEDY DON.

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FUNNY QUESTIONS PART SEVEN.

 Did you know that the first teacher in history never attended any school? Have you ever thought about that? Imagine, Please your answers ar...