To those who read the bible, people will die of deadly diseases, will not be able to mourn their dead ones. And they won't be able to bury them,(Jeremiah 16:4) This sounds like a joke but it's not. Please comment, share it with your friends, click like, follow comedy don, and you won't regret it.
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An enemy is a distanced friend that you know, A friend is a close enemy that you don't know who watches your mistakes, spying, and waiting for the right time to attack you from the back!!! Please comment, share it with your enemies, click on the like button, follow comedy don, and you won't regret it.
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They say that America was discovered or founded in the year 1776, making it 245 years old by now. Very funny the country was discovered in 1776 and writers are telling us that the country is 245 years old, what about the 1776 years? If you got to know me at 20 years old and we have been friends for 10 years, how old am I? But not 10 years old, therefore writers give information that will fit in the calculations!!! Please comment, share it with your friends if you find it interesting, click on the like button, follow comedy don, and you won't regret it.
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Never take life too seriously because you will never get out of it alive, and if you think I'm joking ask your ancestors!!!
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people say that it's not safe to drink and drive and that you will never reach safely, liars. yesterday my friend drove and we reached heaven safely after drinking ten bottles of beer as am writing this, we're seated on the left-hand side of God waiting for our trials and wondering how we made it here!! Because I was seated in the back seat, I also crossed the bridge with him therefore we made it together. Please comment, share it with your friend, click on the like button, follow comedy don, and you won't regret it.
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The Bible tells us that Jesus will come back for the second time and many believers still waiting! Imagine you're the father you sent your son to an island and he was badly beaten nearly killed, will you ever send him again to that place? That's just your imagination but truly God's only son was beaten and even killed and by those days, there were no weapons like we have today on earth and God is aware of them! Therefore He can't risk again sending His only son to the weaponry earth because this time Jesus won't have a chance for resurrection. Please comment, share it with your friends, click on the like button, follow comedy don, you won't regret it.
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Have you ever gone for a medical check-up and the doctor writes you the results? And after receiving the results, you realize that you don't understand what he or she has written? And that again you will need someone to help you translate the results in simple terms for you to understand? I used to think that doctors also passed through schools just like everybody did. I wonder where do they learn that zig-zag they always write to confuse people who are already confused!!! Please comment, share it with your friends if you find it interesting, click on the like button, follow comedy don, and you won't regret it.
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A few days after the burial of my dear wife, I received a message, it read as follows; "Honey I reached safely in fact, I have just entered my new home a few hours ago! honey am already missing you and when are you coming to visit me? By the way, this is my new number honey". I hope you can guess what I thought and how I felt? The following day I received a call from that very number and when I picked up the call, a lady apologized and said that the message wasn't meant for me, it was meant for her fiance but not me. Please comment, share it with your friends, click on the like button if you find it interesting, follow comedy don, and you won't regret it.
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A Judge sentenced an ex-police officer to 25 years in prison for shooting a man trying to commit suicide. A man had pointed a gun onto his own head, the officer just rendered help by shooting him! I don't understand why the judge sentenced the ex-officer to prison? still, the man would have died because he was committing suicide. So what crime did the ex-police officer commit? The USA is a very funny country, please comment, share it with your friends if you find it interesting, click on the like button, follow comedy don, and you won't regret it.
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I no longer hate poverty because I realized that it's one of my family members! Due to a high rate of poverty in my family, one day I asked my parents if one of our ancestors was among the men that killed Jesus? maybe God decided to punish us that way for our involvement in killing His son. Then again I asked them for how long have we been swimming in poverty? For centuries they replied. Then I realized that poverty is a family member to me. Please comment, share it with your friends, click on the like button, follow comedy don, and you won't regret it.
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