WHEN YOU BECOME RICH THEN YOU'RE ENTITLED TO MADNESS!!!!

 Ask me how and why so? when you become rich then madness is the next rank to achieve. For example, billionaires and millionaires have got many houses and apartments but the funny thing about it, they live in one out of the many they have. There's one billionaire his house has one hundred rooms and each room has a tv set, with more than ten bathrooms and toilets. Does he use all those rooms? That's madness. They have many cars, do they drive all those cars? madness conquered their brains. In business language, we call that wastage of resources because we have many homeless, sick, and disabled people around the world but we choose to be selfish.  Many will say that am jealousy but am not. Please comment, share it with your friends, click on the like button, follow comedy don, and won't regret it. 

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SIGNS OF MADNESS

  These are the signs of madness:  talking to yourself, answering unknown calls, admiring your wife, replying unknowingly, wife accusing husband of rape or raping your wife, asking for loans when you have money in your bank account, and many others. please comment, share this with your friends, click on the like button, follow comedy don, and you won't regret it.

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HOW TO PREVENT ARMED ROBBERY?

 For me, I don't fear guns but my fear is what comes out of them! These are bullets. In order to abolish armed robbery,  let the prices for bullets rise at least up to two million dollars for a bullet. Believe me, no armed robber will waste two million dollars' bullet to rob anyone or bank, unless he confirmed that there are two and plus million dollars inside the bank. 

        .COMEDY DON.

THE VALUE OF MONEY

 People say that true love is more valuable than money!  And a question follows, Do you believe that? if you do,  how do you pay your bills? is it by a kiss or a hug? Thanks for reading, please comment, follow comedy don, and you won't regret it.

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FATHER'S DAUGHTER

She got her good looks from her dad. He's a plastic surgeon. Thanks for reading, please comment, follow comedy don and you won't regret it.

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SON AND DAD!

  Son:   who is an idiot?

  Dad:   An idiot is a person who tries to explain his ideas in such a strange and prolonged way that other people who are listening to him can't understand him.  Do you understand me?

Son:   No dad!!!

      .  COMEDY DON.

WISERS AND DESTROYERS.

 They say that for every successful man, a woman must be by his side and that's true. But also every fallen man, a woman must have played a big role. And if you think that am joking, I'll give you examples: Adam received the death penalty is it not because of Eve that led to his punishment? Samson, the strongest man in the Bible, it was also a woman that led to his downfall, and king Solomon the wise king that ever lived, it's a woman that led to his downfall. What about you is it not women that will contribute to your downfalls? Thanks for reading, please comment, share this with you your friends, click on the like button, follow comedy don, and you won't regret it. 

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AFRICAN POLITICIANS AND SCAMMERS!

   What are the differences between African politicians and scammers?

African politician scams their citizens or within Africa and develops European countries, the USA, and others. While African scammers scam from outside to develop Africa. African politicians scam voters' cards, while scammers scam ATM cards. Thanks for reading, please share it with your friends, comment, click like, follow us, and won't regret it.

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IN THE MENTAL HOSPITAL.

In the mental hospital, a lunatic chases the doctor with a knife. The doctor runs to save his life until he reaches a dead end. The lunatic stops and says, take the knife it's now your turn to chase me!!
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ONE HAS A STORY TO TELL!!!

     A man was traveling with his 20 years old son on the train, Dad, see the trees are moving behind shouted his son. There was a couple seated next to them and they looked surprised at the boy. He again shouted dad see clouds are moving with us. And the couple couldn't take it anymore they shouted to the man, you need to teach your son how to behave in public or you need to visit a doctor with him. In fact, we're from the doctor my son was born blind and thanks to the doctors my son can now see, and that's the reason for his behaves, replied the man. The couple was so ashamed and even apologized. please comment, share it with your friends, click on the like button, follow us, and you won't regret it.

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FUNNY QUESTIONS PART SEVEN.

 Did you know that the first teacher in history never attended any school? Have you ever thought about that? Imagine, Please your answers ar...