Drunkard men are always careful while crossing roads, They look left and right to avoid cars and bikes, then look up to avoid planes, They look down to avoid booms and landmines, then look back and front to avoid kidnappers and thieves, finally hold their bottles tightly and walk zig-zag to avoid bullets.
.COMEDY DON.
These are creatures that cut trees, make papers, and then write "Save trees" on them. very funny creatures.
.COMEDY DON.
Sometimes I wonder what kind of books do American judges read because it's only in America that somebody can live up to 150, 200, and 500 years in prison or even two to three life sentences in prison! My dream is to find myself in American prison because there I have a chance of a long life expectancy.
.COMEDY DON.
Meaning of I'm finished? That's when a snake enters your house, you close all your house doors so as you can kill it. Then suddenly electricity goes off! And finally, you are finished.
.COMEDY DON.
Иду вечером с работы как ни в чем не бывало , вдруг слышу вой сирен и подойдя ближе клубы черного дыма с нашего дома. Залетаю домой переживаю о жене спросил ее что произошло , она в ответ мне сказала что смотрела видио на ютубе и случайно нажала на рекламу готовим дома))
.КОМЕДИЯ ДОН.
Being drunk is like childhood because everyone remembers what you did, except you the victim!
.COMEDY DON.
The wife was dreaming at night and suddenly started shouting: get up quickly! my husband is back, man gets up, jumps out through the window, hurts himself, And then he realized that he's the husband.
.COMEDY DON.
Two men had a conversation: the first man my wife, she just an angel, the Second man your so lucky mine is still alive!
