ARGUMENT BETWEEN A MARRIED MAN AND A BACHELOR

The married man giving advice to a bachelor.

Married man: get married and become a free man.

Bachelor: I'm a free man, unlike you.

married man: what do you mean?

Bachelor:  The other day, you wanted to join us go fishing but your wife held you back.

Bachelor: I go anywhere I want, I can go to heaven and from there I branch off to hell and nobody will hold me back. That means am a free man. 

ORTHOCORONAVIRINAE EFFECT SIX

  I was in the bank today, I coughed and received VIP attention from both the clients and the bank staff. In five years I haven't received search attention. After coughing, I turned and raised my head and nobody was there including the bank staff. 
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IMPACTS OF CORONA VIRUS FIVE

As we were flying from Nigeria to Kenya, one passenger coughed and panic started among passengers. We asked the pilot to do something about it and before we knew it the pilot was nowhere to be seen, that's how we landed safely in our graves. Please don't include us among those who died of coronavirus.
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CORONA VIRUS FOUR

Поступили новые таблетки в продажу от коронавируса.
название: Сидисукадома
состав: содержит 200млг Фуфломицын и хулинам.
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CORONAVIRUS THREE

Поступили новые таблетки в продажу от коронавируса.
название: Сидисукадома

состав: содержит 200млг Фуфломицын и хулинам.                                                                                            

EFFECTS OF CORONAVIRUS TWO

A man goes to the hospital for medical checkups.

Doctor: I have both good and bad news for you.
which one should I start with?
Man: With good news.
Doctor: Your coronavirus negative, but HIV positive.
Man: This calls for celebrations,thank God.
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EFFECTS OF CORONAVIRUS

In the bank entered two men in medical clothes and masks, panic began, and then they declared that it was a bank robbery and everyone calmed down. One old woman said thank God it's not about coronavirus.                                                                                   .COMEDY BLOG.

A MAN IN A LANDMINE FIELD

A man stepped on a landmine and started shouting for help but couldn't see anybody to help him. He saw a big stone in a distance,  he decided to go for the stone so that he could replace it with his leg stepping on a landmine. He woke up in Heaven, thanks for reading, please comment, subscribe to our blog and you will not miss our future jokes.                                                                                                    .COMEDY BLOG.

UGLY BABY BORN PART FOUR

The Bible says God created man in his own image and I doubt that because if you have a look at me then you will realize that am not in God's image. I'm so ugly that in school, I have a separate class because the school fears that I'll scare other students. I am so lucky that where ever I go, I'm attended to first. Thanks for reading, please comment and subscribe to our blog and you won't miss our next jokes.                                                                                                                                                                     .COMEDY BLOG. 

ADVANTAGES OF ALCOHOL/ DROVE HIS PASSENGER TO HEAVEN.

The driver died peacefully without knowing what had happened (Because he was drunk) but not like his passengers who died screaming in pain in his car. Thanks for reading, please comment and subscribe to our blog and you will not miss our future jokes.

   

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